Pick your own spaceship

OmegaGuy · Post by **OmegaGuy** » 2006-03-04 02:41pm

If you could own your own spaceship, what kind would you pick? You can pick any kind from any published work.

I would pick an SJ Sathanas from FS2. Though it's not the most powerful ship around, it has style.

The Grim Squeaker · Post by **The Grim Squeaker** » 2006-03-04 02:45pm

Either a Culture ship for the conversations and endless posibilities, or failing that the Heart of gold for adventure.
(Although I'd much rather prefer a culture ship for all the fun things I could do with all that tech, while insuring my safety).
Failing those, a TARDIS would be fun, preferably a modern one (The Doctor's was dug out of a junkyard).

1-Culture ship of any kind (Including meatfucker/Grey area).
2- Heart of Gold. (If I could do the calculations).
3- A Tardis

Elheru Aran · Post by **Elheru Aran** » 2006-03-04 02:45pm

Been done.

And I'd take an Executor. Not too big, not too small. Hell, considering some of the wankships out there, it's just the right size!

Bounty · Post by **Bounty** » 2006-03-04 02:47pm

A Tardis. The inside is whatever I want it to be, it can travel through time, space and dimesnions, and is virtually invincible. Plus it's easy to park

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2006-03-04 02:49pm

I'd design my own...

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » 2006-03-04 02:53pm

The Orion.(Massive SG:A Season 2 spoilers there)

Ace Pace · Post by **Ace Pace** » 2006-03-04 03:01pm

That supre awesome Orion ship in Moo2, that ship rocked, frigate sized, capable of taking on Death stars.

Srynerson · Post by **Srynerson** » 2006-03-04 03:03pm

Although it's already been mentioned, gotta go with the TARDIS.

Brother-Captain Gaius · Post by **Brother-Captain Gaius** » 2006-03-04 03:09pm

Can't say no to a battle barge.

Crossroads Inc. · Post by **Crossroads Inc.** » 2006-03-04 03:13pm

While I would go with a TARDIS simply because of the Functionality of it, (endless internal space, quick travel, Stylish Interiors) I would also have to put in a vote for a Highly tricked out and beefed up Marauder Corvette which makes a perfect cruz-Mobile. Not too big, nice firepower, able to land on a planet, very sleek.

brianeyci · Post by **brianeyci** » 2006-03-04 03:19pm

My ship would have to have a personality, and be female. And not go crazy like Hal 9000 and be fun to talk to.

Rawr.

Brian

18-Till-I-Die · Post by **18-Till-I-Die** » 2006-03-04 03:21pm

I'll be a wuss and say i'll take the Millennium Falcon cause it's cool.

While it lacks the power of a TARDIS or Culture GSVs the Falcon is cooler and looks more like a flying disk. I would use it to extort money from the governments of the world.

And pass myself off as an alien warlord.

Vanas · Post by **Vanas** » 2006-03-04 03:24pm

Either, yes, the TARDIS or... hmm. Culture ships are always fun, but you can't really 'own' one.

A Kushan Carrier could be quite nice. Fairly stylish lines, big ship, decent FTL and the support craft of your choice.

A-Wing_Slash · Post by **A-Wing_Slash** » 2006-03-04 03:26pm

I'd probably go with the Enterprise-E. It has replicators, transporters, and a holodeck. What more could you want?

While its not that powerful, it still has enough in it to blackmail most of planet earth, and it looks cool too.

That being said, I couldn't say no to a star destroyer.

Zor · Post by **Zor** » 2006-03-04 03:53pm

The Imperial Zorian Ship (IZS) Throne of Eternity Class Interesteller Super Megafortress (ISSMF)/Personal Throneship, Second Generation

Length-7,750,000 Kilometers
Width-1,250,000 KM
Height-2,500,000 KM highest Point
Mass-3,680,000,000,000,000,000,000 Megatonnes
Crew-45,000,000,000 Officers
750,000,000,000 Inlisted
2,500,000,000,000 EVA Crews
Marine Complement-500,000,000,000 Standard Imperial Zorian Marines, Complete with Artillery Tanks and supertanks
-1,500,000,000,000 Killbots varing from class one scout Killbots to Class fifteen Automated Assault Tanks
Powersorce-Fifteen Class Thirty Ultramatter/Nul Matter Reactors, each rated at three point six times Ten to the power of fifty three watts.
15,000,000 Hypermatter reactors 250 times as powerful as the deathstar's main reactor throughout ths ship
All energy is moved through the ship via superliminal coduits.
Weapons-1,500 Primary Superliminal Energy Cannons, each rated at two point five times ten to the power of fourty four watts. 750,000,000 Kilometer
55,500 Secondary Superliminal Energy Cannons, each rated at four times ten to the power of thirty nine. 700,000,000 Kilometer range
750,000 Thrinary Superlimal Energy Cannons, each rated at at five times ten to the power of thirty five, 550,000,000 kilometers
3,500,000 Quadrary Superlimal Energy Cannons, each rated at five times ten to the power of thirty watts, 475,000,000 kilometers
80,000,000 Point Defence Cannons, each rated at two times ten to the power of twenty five watts, 250,000,000 Kilometer range
Max Accel-3,000,000,000Gs
FTL-Displacement Drive allowing it to apear anywere in the universe within three seconds
Fifty Hyperdrives capable of 600,000,000,000C for backups
EVA-One Planet Eating Claw (think Shadow Raiders) for bringing worlds into to Primary Prossesing
5,000 Death Stars
85,000,000 Super Star Destroyers
500,000,000 Star Destroyers
2,500,000,000 Smaller Craft
Defence-500 Kilometers of Neutronium Armor
50,000,000,000 Point Defence Matter Transmitters (able to beam incomming missiles anywere withing 25,500 AU)
Fifteen level Sheild Systems, each layer rated against Primary Cannons
Reality Assert O Matic for defence against Infinate Improbablity Drive Attacks
Other Stuff
Twenty Luxtury Dwellings for Emperor Zor
I-Mortality Center, which in case Emperor Zor dies somehow, his mind arrives in a clone body.
Artifisial tropical shallow Ocean three times the size of the Pacific filled with islands inside a specialised chamber, seven Imperial Luxtury Dwellings inside said Ocean area
Automated Assembly Plants capable of building a Deathstar within twenty Four hours

Crossroads Inc. · Post by **Crossroads Inc.** » 2006-03-04 03:56pm

*reads above*
Well SOMEONE just spooged from Supa-Wanking
:wank:
:wank:
:wank:

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » 2006-03-04 03:57pm

Zor wrote:The Imperial Zorian Ship (IZS) Throne of Eternity Class Interesteller Super Megafortress (ISSMF)/Personal Throneship, Second Generation

Oh look, the Phallus.

Jason von Evil · Post by **Jason von Evil** » 2006-03-04 04:00pm

The Orion.

Grand Admiral Thrawn · Post by **Grand Admiral Thrawn** » 2006-03-04 04:03pm

The Mega Ultra Supreme Unlimited Super Amazing Ship
Size: Infinite
Range: Infinite
Crew Size: Infinte
Power: Infinite
FTL Drive: Infinite
STL Drive: Infinite
Weapons: Infinite
Shielding: Infinite
Everything Else: Infinite

Aren't wanked out ships fun?

Bounty · Post by **Bounty** » 2006-03-04 04:03pm

brianeyci wrote:My ship would have to have a personality, and be female. And not go crazy like Hal 9000 and be fun to talk to.

Rawr.

Brian

Or...you could get a normal spaceship...and a girlfriend

whose name doesn't end in .jpeg

Lord Zentei · Post by **Lord Zentei** » 2006-03-04 04:12pm

TARDIS. There just isn't any contest.

Ace Pace wrote:That supre awesome Orion ship in Moo2, that ship rocked, frigate sized, capable of taking on Death stars.

If you are referring to the Avenger, it was a BB class ship.

Moreover it is relatively easy to design more powerful ships in that game.

Post by **Kuja** » 2006-03-04 04:13pm

While Zor is mortaging his homeworld for parking space, I'll be cruising around in the sleek Necron Tombship, the Bringer of Darkness.

Darth Sephiroth · Post by **Darth Sephiroth** » 2006-03-04 04:17pm

The Post Dated Loan Check, with Peteys loyalty circuits modified to only respond to me.

General Zod · Post by **General Zod** » 2006-03-04 04:48pm

I think I'll have to go wit hthe Tardis myself. Something about having a ship with a re-configurable interior at will with an insane amount of space, yet can park in an alleyway with ease and travel the universe is appealing.

Gil Hamilton · Post by **Gil Hamilton** » 2006-03-04 05:20pm

Colonial Raptor from nBSG, with learning simulator and a refuel station. That fucker would be fun to fly.