Sure. He could have had Pilate give him a blow job, mind fucked the Romans into believing that Pilate was him and he was Pilate, and eaten an apple while he watched Pilate, I mean Jesus, get crucified. That's the kind of thing you can do when your the most powerful human psyker and have had eight thousand years to practice.defanatic wrote:
Maybe he made everyone believe Jesus existed? He could just make people up and say they existed, right?
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Here's a possibility: the muslims believe that Jesus was replaced by a doppleganger on the cross, right? It's possible the Emperor set up this new cult, then put his betrayer on the cross, and manipulated the story after the fact.
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I'm sure that if he thought getting himself nailed to a tree was just the what humanity needed to see, he'd go through with it. He's a tough old bastard. A couple holes in the extremities aren't going to cause any permanant harm.
Of course, the Pilate/blowjob scenario sounds pretty good, too. Not quite so dramatic, though.
Of course, the Pilate/blowjob scenario sounds pretty good, too. Not quite so dramatic, though.
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