Odd-Job vs Jaws

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Odd-Job vs Jaws

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Lets say Blofeld is, I dunno, bored one day and wants to see some ass kickin' action in the gym and tells the two best Bond Baddie muscles to go at it.

Who would win?
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If Odd-Job has his hat, he wins(the thing sliced through stone easily...I doubt Jaws' neck is that good)...if not he's pretty much screwed against a guy who can get dumped out of a train and dust himself off.
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How about Jaws from James Bond versus Jaws the shark?
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Ghost Rider wrote:If Odd-Job has his hat, he wins(the thing sliced through stone easily...I doubt Jaws' neck is that good)...if not he's pretty much screwed against a guy who can get dumped out of a train and dust himself off.
And jump out of an airplane, lose his parachute half way down and survive unharmed.
Trytostaydead wrote:How about Jaws from James Bond versus Jaws the shark?
Jaws (big guy with steel teeth) killed a shark in some Bond movie, can't remember whitch one.
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Trytostaydead wrote:How about Jaws from James Bond versus Jaws the shark?
Jaws killed a pair of sharks in "The Spy Who Loved Me"

those metal teeth kick ass.
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Ghost Rider wrote:If Odd-Job has his hat, he wins(the thing sliced through stone easily...I doubt Jaws' neck is that good)...if not he's pretty much screwed against a guy who can get dumped out of a train and dust himself off.
Jaws can move pretty fast. If he manages to dodge Odd-Job's first attack, then he wins, by simply chewing up the hat and then tearing Odd-Job apart. If not, then Jaws is in trouble.
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Jaws can move a lot faster than his size implies, I wouldn't be surprised if the freak could catch Odd-Job's hat with his jaws.
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Darksider wrote:
Trytostaydead wrote:How about Jaws from James Bond versus Jaws the shark?
Jaws killed a pair of sharks in "The Spy Who Loved Me"

those metal teeth kick ass.
"Jaws" the movie is about a white shark, much bigger and more dangerus than the shark Jaws killed
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