As a Republican, I can now proudly -- indeed, defiantly -- pledge to never again vote for anyone who raises taxes for any reason. To hell with roads, bridges, schools, police and fire protection, Medicare, Social Security and regulation of the airwaves.
President Bush has promised to give me more tax cuts even though our federal government owes trillions of dollars to its creditors. But that's someone else's problem, not mine. Republicans are about the here and now, and I'm here now.
There is some validity to this criticism.
I don’t support the full extent of the Bush tax cuts for upper- and upper-middle class families for the reason that they’re not proven to spend that money so much as lower-income groups.
I should point out, however, that I support revising the tax code for simplicity, which proved a success for Reagan. I also support revocation of the so-called death tax.
I also happen to question the Republican plan for Social Security reform, which I fear, if handled incorrectly, may simply prove to be a fancy method of empowering people to dig their own graves. Statistically, large numbers of people will turn out to make bad investments, greatly compromising the level of care they receive down the road, even if some mandatory redistribution will persist.
On the other side of the coin, however, schools, (most) police, and fire protection are derived not from federal, but local taxes. In some cases, those are too low because neighborhoods that need help are so forlorn they cannot even hope to pay the price for improvement. In others, however, taxes seem to rise in an endless spiral, with no clear end in sight. But that’s really a matter for local voters. Perhaps I digress.
As a Republican, I can favor exploiting the environment for everything she's got. No need to worry about quaint notions like posterity and natural legacy. There are plenty of resources left for everyone, and if we don't use them, someone else will.
I want a party that doesn't worry about things before we have to. Republicans refuse to get hog-tied by theories such as global warming, ozone depletion, fished-out oceans and disappearing wetlands. The real problems -- if there are any -- aren't forecast to take hold for at least 50 years. So what do I care? I'll be dead.
I doubt the environment is truly as far gone as some people like to imply. As for resources, the oceans still lie relatively unexploited. And the problem of global warming I don’t pretend to understand any longer.
Oh yeah – ANWAR. Glad Alyrum brought it up. I oppose drilling there. But only because it’s apparently more costly than importing from the Middle East and Africa.
As a Republican, I can swagger and clamor for war -- in Iraq, Afghanistan, Colombia, wherever -- even though I've never fought in one or even been in the military.
So, everyone who was not or is not a veteran but believes that fighting the Second World War was a moral or strategic imperative should be strung up for hypocrisy? It’s ridiculous to presume for a moment that informed observers can draw legitimate opinions on issues, even when they do not have personal exposure.
I can claim that we're fighting for Democracy, ignoring reports of torture at Abu Ghraib, Bagram Air Base and Guantanamo Bay, and a spreading gulag of secret detention centers around the world.
Well, the governments we have put in place in Afghanistan and Iraq are a might more democratic than what was there before. Objectively speaking, that would be a, “Yes, certainly.”
Freedom, as every American should know after spending $300 billion for wars in Afghanistan and Iraq, isn't free.
You got it, bud.
As a Republican, I can insist on strict moral values when it comes to sex and ignore the growing moral chasms in business, politics, sports, journalism and the leadership of the Roman Catholic Church.
As a Republican, I pride myself on not caring what goes on in other people’s bedrooms or places of worship. If you’d like to abort baby seals whose fins have been re-grown as a result of cutting-edge stem cell research while having sex with another man, you go right ahead. You’ll excuse me if I can’t see abortion as an “excuse,” or homosexuals as evil, or if I can’t criticize research that may sacrifice some life to save countless others.
As a Republican, I can favor strict punishment of criminals, except for those who happen to be my friends or neighbors. Isn't that the very definition of community -- looking out for friends and family?
I can? Cool! Seriously, I don’t see how this is a problem endemic to Republicans, or worthy of much concern.
I will be pro-death penalty and anti-abortion, pro-child but anti-child care, for education but against funding of public schools. As a Republican, I'll have a better chance of getting to spout my opinions in the media, which for some reason seems convinced that since Bush was re-elected with the smallest electoral margin of any sitting president in history, liberals are passe.
This has already been death with by others, but suffice to say, I oppose the death penalty only because I hear it’s more expensive than simply locking the bastards up. And I’ve never even heard of the “pro-child but anti-child care” criticism.
In terms of education, I read a sterling article on the school voucher issue, but I forgot what side it came down on, so I’ll have to reserve judgement for later.
As a Republican, I'll say goodbye to "old Jesus" and hello to "new Jesus. " Sure Christ started out as a liberal Jew, and look where that got him. Compassion, love and diatribes against the rich only encourage the weak and punish the most successful among us. The Jesus that Republicans worship is a muscular, decisive, pro-war crusader hard at work cleansing the world of evildoers, not, God forbid, turning the other cheek.
Hey man, I’m Jewish.
So the third-world countries get some more modern industry which will help them pull out of primitive hell, and we get some heavy polluters out of our own backyards. Is that really so bad? I'd rather we exported heavy-polluting industries than tech support jobs, to be honest.
That’s a little silly, no? As much as I don’t fear outsourcing, I think it would still be easier to shed AOL tech support jobs than Ford Motors.