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Got this quote from some nosy brat aussie who's name will remain unknown :P
RIKER: Data... noranium vaporizes at... ?

DATA: Two thousand three hundred fourteen degrees. Of course, noranium carbide alloys vaporize at a slightly higher temperature.

Riker indicates the pile of alloys -- Worf, Data, and Geordi catch on.

GEORDI: Phaser setting seven ought to do it...

Riker nods; all four adjust their phasers.

25 ANOTHER ANGLE (OPTICAL)
as Riker, Data, Geordi, and Worf FIRE at the pile of noranium. The noranium quickly bellows huge clouds of SMOKE -- filling the area almost immediately.

RIKER
Now!

25A ANGLE
In a quick moment, Riker gives the others sotto voce instructions, then using the smoke as cover, the four make a break for it.
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Probably not. "Noranium" sounds like an element, but there's no such element in the periodic table. "Noranium carbide" sounds like a compound, but they describe it as an alloy. Consequently, we have no idea what they're actually talking about; it makes no sense in modern material-science terms.

All we really know about this "alloy" is its boiling point, and that's pretty useless. We don't know its specific heat, we don't know its melting point, we don't know its heat of fusion, we don't know its heat of vaporization, and we don't even know the mass of material involved.

So, from a calculation standpoint, this incident is completely useless.

Note also, from Mike's database, that the evidents indicates that the phaser shots actually set this material on fire, further muddying the waters.
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Ted C wrote:Probably not. "Noranium" sounds like an element, but there's no such element in the periodic table.
"Ammonium" also sounds like an element, but there's no such element.
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Perhaps it's a typo, and they meant to say "moronium", which seems to be the material of choice in Star Trek :)
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Uraniun235 wrote: "Ammonium" also sounds like an element, but there's no such element.
That observation, of course, does nothing to reveal the nature of "noranium".
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Post by Slartibartfast »

Isn't "titanium" an alloy? Sorry if I'm being an ignoramus, but I think it's not an element, even if it sounds like one... or what exactly is titanium anyway?

"Noranium carbide" though... :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Darth Wong wrote:Perhaps it's a typo, and they meant to say "moronium", which seems to be the material of choice in Star Trek :)
There's also Nobranium or Nocranium
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Phaser firepower is ST stuff.



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GAT: Really? :D

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Slartibartfast wrote:Isn't "titanium" an alloy? Sorry if I'm being an ignoramus, but I think it's not an element, even if it sounds like one... or what exactly is titanium anyway?
Titanium is (drum roll please)... an element!

Atomic Number 22

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Enlightenment wrote:GAT: Really? :D

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This thread belongs in the PST. There is no Wars related material being discussed here.
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Alyeska wrote:This thread belongs in the PST. There is no Wars related material being discussed here.
That's what I said.
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Enlightenment wrote:
Alyeska wrote:This thread belongs in the PST. There is no Wars related material being discussed here.
That's what I said.
DOH! :oops:
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Hm, ok I knew all along, yeah.
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What forum was it moved FROM in the first place?

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