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A Marine, Sailor, Airman and Soldier walk into a bar....

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This morning I get a text message from Wilkins:
Hey Rob is in town and wants to see dead bodies. You up for it?
(very heavily paraphrased)

I call Beowulf and we all met up in Baltimore.


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From left to right:

CmdrWilkins, Myself, Beowulf, and Rob Wilson.


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Rob Wilson

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Wilkins


And for Hilarity....
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The others took some pictures as well, I don't know if they'll pop into the thread or not.
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Post by Soontir C'boath »

Rob's mot. picture is fucking hilarious. :lol:
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Awesome. Rob Wilson better have gotten all those adorable stuffed animals.
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Hawkwings wrote:Awesome. Rob Wilson better have gotten all those adorable stuffed animals.
Damn straight he did - where other tyrants crush the world under their heels with a white kitty, rob is so evil that it can only be offset by 3 cute fluffy animals.
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Pretty sure it was more like half a dozen stuffed animals that Rob bought.
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Rob Wilson reveals one of his secret tips for scoring with women.
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Post by Adrian Laguna »

Oh wow, Rob Wilson's jaw looks so tough and manly he could probably kill a veteran Spartan warrior with his face.

On the other end of the spectrum, you can totally tell Beowulf's job is to sit in front of a computer all day.
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What is that...thing growing on your chin, Wilkens? :wtf:
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RogueIce wrote:What is that...thing growing on your chin, Wilkens? :wtf:
I guess he intends to reinforce his "reservistness" by growing that thing. :lol:
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Re: A Marine, Sailor, Airman and Soldier walk into a bar....

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Which one is the sailor?


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Seriously?

They're enumerated in order. I didn't know Wilkins was a Marine, but I know Loiny is a sailor. Then there's Beowulf there with his airforce shirt, and that's Robbie.

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Shroom Man 777 wrote:Seriously?

They're enumerated in order. I didn't know Wilkins was a Marine, but I know Loiny is a sailor. Then there's Beowulf there with his airforce shirt, and that's Robbie.

LOINSTAR is a SEAMAN!
He's being sarcastic. The fatman is always the sailor!

EDIT: Unless, of course, there are two fatmen. Then the fatter of the two is a Chief.
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Hmm, no shots of the SO's though. Looks like a huge man-date. :wink:

Now I'm jealous, me and Kamakizisith need to go hit Port of Call together.

Hrrumph. :P
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Knife wrote:Hmm, no shots of the SO's though. Looks like a huge man-date. :wink:

Now I'm jealous, me and Kamakizisith need to go hit Port of Call together.

Hrrumph. :P
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The group shot reinforces my preconceptions about each of the services.
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Coyote wrote:
Aren't you still in Utah?
Unfortunately I am. I'm rectifying that but will probably stay here till I get my RN.
They say, "the tree of liberty must be watered with the blood of tyrants and patriots." I suppose it never occurred to them that they are the tyrants, not the patriots. Those weapons are not being used to fight some kind of tyranny; they are bringing them to an event where people are getting together to talk. -Mike Wong

But as far as board culture in general, I do think that young male overaggression is a contributing factor to the general atmosphere of hostility. It's not SOS and the Mess throwing hand grenades all over the forum- Red
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Phantasee wrote:The group shot reinforces my preconceptions about each of the services.

Who said that? Who the fuck said that? Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? Nobody, huh? The fairy fucking godmother said it. Out-fucking-standing. I will PT you all until you fucking die! I'll PT you until your assholes are sucking buttermilk!
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"Who said that? Who the fuck said that? Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? Nobody, huh? The fairy fucking godmother said it. Out-fucking-standing. I will PT you all until you fucking die! I'll PT you until your assholes are sucking buttermilk!"

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heeheehee... :twisted: :P :wink:
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Libertarian philosophy can be boiled down to the phrase, "Work Will Make You Free."


In Libertarianism, there is no Government, so the Bosses are free to exploit the Workers.
In Communism, there is no Government, so the Workers are free to exploit the Bosses.
So in Libertarianism, man exploits man, but in Communism, its the other way around!

If all you want to do is have some harmless, mindless fun, go H3RE INST3ADZ0RZ!!
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My wife declined to come. Do have a shot of Rob's date. Didn't get a shot of Wilkens's wife. Not going to put up the pic unless Rob okays it though.
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Beowulf wrote:My wife declined to come.
I'm so out of the loop, when the heck did you get married?
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Beowulf wrote:My wife declined to come.
Does that happen often? :P

I'm an asshole.
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aerius wrote:
Beowulf wrote:My wife declined to come.
I'm so out of the loop, when the heck did you get married?
Um... last weekend.
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Phew! I'm not as far out of the loop as I thought. Congrats!
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RogueIce wrote:What is that...thing growing on your chin, Wilkens? :wtf:
Hey when you've been out of the SMCR for 1 year and off contract completely for 9 months then you too can grow facial hair outside of the proscribed 1/8" mustache.
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CmdrWilkens wrote:
RogueIce wrote:What is that...thing growing on your chin, Wilkens? :wtf:
Hey when you've been out of the SMCR for 1 year and off contract completely for 9 months then you too can grow facial hair outside of the proscribed 1/8" mustache.
He's just hiding behind regs cause he can't grow one even if he was allowed to. :P

Oh and I didn't know about Beo either; congrats. Did the Air Force issue her to you....ah damn I can't say that with a straight face. The Air Force issue something like a military would....lolz.


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