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because out of contex theatre is funny

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Simple yet effective.

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I can now confidently say that I am more "motivated" after J's post.
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Durandal wrote:I can now confidently say that I am more "motivated" after J's post.
The Force is strong with this one...
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This one's dedicated to the perma-virgins.

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aerius: I'll vote for you if you sleep with me. :)
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Someday, you must teach me your secrets for consistency unfocused photography.
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Darth Wong wrote:Someday, you must teach me your secrets for consistency unfocused photography.
Camera phones, most likely.
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Well it's actually pretty simple, use a $5 disposable camera. Mountain biking and expensive cameras do not get along.

It should be noted that I can take perfectly focused pictures given a proper camera, like this one, and this one too.
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Camera phones have bad focus? I've never used one.
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Darth Wong wrote:Camera phones have bad focus? I've never used one.
Very much so. Frankly, I've never been able to figure out how those people who get kidnapped and then free themselves by alerting the police with images of the kidnapper's license plate manage it; I can barely see anything with even a point-blank shot on mine.
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To be honest, I always figured camera phones would suck just by looking at them. My feeling is that anything with such a tiny opening for a lens must be shit.
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Vanas wrote:<snip>
Ha, you used my Prof. Farnsworth macro. :)
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Erik von Nein wrote:<snip Big Ass Guns pick>
Cool picture! I've never seen a shot from that angle of a BB firing before. I'm particulalrly impressed by the shock-wave depressions in the water - which you can only see from that angle.
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Speaking of Batman and other comics:

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