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Schuyler Colfax
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Post by Schuyler Colfax »

NSFW

In my defense I've seen much worse things directly posted here.
Hav, who's to say who is underage in any of the jailbait pictures here? If you say one is then they all might as well be.
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GAH UNCLEAN!!!!!

PURGE IT!


Seriously EP, What the hell were you thinking?
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There's a reason why you don't hotlink...
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Post by Havok »

Fuck Schuyler, I know you know how to do a NSFW tag.

Hey Phant, where is my marriage pic demotivator? :wink:

Edit: Yeah, replacing it with underage sex acts isn't a whole lot better buddy.
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Schuyler Colfax wrote: In my defense I've seen much worse things directly posted here.
Hav, who's to say who is underage in any of the jailbait pictures here? If you say one is then they all might as well be.
I didn't call "Unclean" because of the picture you linked to. I called it because whatever site you found it at has one of those incredibly disgusting "no hotlinking" pictures.
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I'm sorry it's so terrible, but it's late, I'm tired, and I have a date at 6AM tomorrow. I'll try harder next time, I promise.

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Post by Alex Moon »

Phantasee, you should lose the bars and simply photoshop Admiral Ackbar behind Hav.
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Alex Moon wrote:Phantasee, you should lose the bars and simply photoshop Admiral Ackbar behind Hav.
That would be funny, but it's awfully contrived.
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Post by Executor32 »

Contrived like this?

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Sadly it's not in proper motivator format, but it required about 30 seconds and no actual work on my part.
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Post by Havok »

:lol: You guys fucking ROCK!! :lol:
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Gotta admit that's a damned fine goatee you're sporting there, homie.
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Mr. Coffee wrote:Gotta admit that's a damned fine goatee you're sporting there, homie.
It's very arousing, I must admit. Someone needs to make a poster featuring Hav's goatee as the subject.
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Post by Schuyler Colfax »

Mr. Coffee wrote:Gotta admit that's a damned fine goatee you're sporting there, homie.
I swear to god I thought you said goatse for a second. :lol:
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Phantasee wrote:
Mr. Coffee wrote:Gotta admit that's a damned fine goatee you're sporting there, homie.
It's very arousing, I must admit. Someone needs to make a poster featuring Hav's goatee as the subject.
I'll try to find a picture where my chin isn't hanging over my collar. :wink:
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Congratulations, by the way.
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Thank you Publius, for showing how it's done right. Excellent!
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Executor32 wrote:Contrived like this?

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Although... now it looks like Hav is marrying Admiral Ackbar, what with the Admiral all in white... :wink:
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In Libertarianism, there is no Government, so the Bosses are free to exploit the Workers.
In Communism, there is no Government, so the Workers are free to exploit the Bosses.
So in Libertarianism, man exploits man, but in Communism, its the other way around!

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Found a few more:

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JME2 wrote:Found a few more:
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No they're not; the guy at the front has a stupid beard, and by the expression on the face of the guy behind him in the white gloves, he's dropped a really rancid fart.
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None of them have beards...
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Chocolate-covered bacon?! They stole my idea!!!
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Your av goes perfectly with that reaction. :P
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Gerald Tarrant wrote:Snip image
ok, where did you find that photo of me?
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