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The Daily Show smacks "Jeff Gannon"

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"Ted Hitler." :lol:
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Ted Hitler
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Rogue 9 wrote:"Ted Hitler." :lol:
"Its Ted"

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Poor Jon. He was trying so hard to keep a straight face.

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"Two generations back...directly"

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HA-HA!

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Ted.
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That whole bit was just great. I nearly peed myself laughing so hard. The best the Daily Show has done in a good while.
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Lewis Black's monologue was pretty funny too.
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You can actually see an interview with the blogger who broke the story with Catherine Crier here. The talking head's response was just stupid beyond belief.
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www.colbertkillspanda.com
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That site apparently does not exist. :P
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Patrick Degan wrote:www.colbertkillspanda.com
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Only in a religously conservative administration like Bush's can you get away with planting a right wing hooker propagandist in your press corps. Kekek

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Hamel wrote:Only in a religously conservative administration like Bush's can you get away with planting a right wing hooker propagandist in your press corps. Kekek

Did you know baldy is into watersports? huh? HUH?
I did.

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:P I love the Daily Show. This was great.
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Frank Hipper wrote:
Hamel wrote:Only in a religously conservative administration like Bush's can you get away with planting a right wing hooker propagandist in your press corps. Kekek

Did you know baldy is into watersports? huh? HUH?
I did.

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That was the funniest Stephen Colbert bit since he deep-throated the banana, and spent ten minutes laughing on camera, feebly trying to get out the line "Mainly how gay it is."
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Patrick Degan wrote:www.colbertkillspanda.com
I would have died laughing if he'd said www.hitlerkillspanda.com instead.

That was a great show all around. Especially that part.

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Captain Cyran wrote:
Patrick Degan wrote:www.colbertkillspanda.com
I would have died laughing if he'd said www.hitlerkillspanda.com instead.

That was a great show all around. Especially that part.

"It's not gay, if you're the guy."
D'oh... forgot that would turn into a link. On the bright side, it's not invented yet.
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Patrick Degan wrote:www.colbertkillspanda.com
Interesting enough, colbertkilledapanda.com actually works. It doesn't seem to have anything to do with Ted Hitler, but still.
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Alferd Packer wrote:That was the funniest Stephen Colbert bit since he deep-throated the banana, and spent ten minutes laughing on camera, feebly trying to get out the line "Mainly how gay it is."
:lol: I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought that was one of the funniest things they'd ever seen in their life.
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You guys are just making me feel even worse for not being able to see this show in all of its glory!
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Alferd Packer wrote:That was the funniest Stephen Colbert bit since he deep-throated the banana, and spent ten minutes laughing on camera, feebly trying to get out the line "Mainly how gay it is."
That was utterly hysterical. Colbert is just a genius, and no one can fault him for laughing at his own stuff. It's brilliant.

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