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Bug-Eyed Earl wrote:..all of these and more apply to this guy. I think I have Darkstar beat in terms of pathetic fanboy-ish-ness.

http://xsorbit26.com/users5/languatron/index.php

I posted on a BSG board awhile back, and though the board was largley against the upcoming miniseries, there were still members in favor of it. But Languatron in turn, became convinved that they were all Universal Studios plants, and he was also convinced that the mini series would be shit-canned before it even aired, and made a bet with Dave, a pro-mini member, for 5o bucks that the mini would be cancelled by September fo 2003.

Naturally, it wasn't, and he tried to dodge it. Finally, he agreed to send the money, but only to Dave's address in California- because that's where Universal execs live, right? Dave did not live in California, so Lang wouldn't send it to the address he gave, and they finally banned him.

But please note- he posted a ranting thread every day similar to every post on his board, and no one ever did anything. That's why I like this board, because he would have been kicked to the curb very early on, calling Mike and Dalton Universal execs along the way.

Oh, and I must emphasize- Languatron is the only member of his board- and he has made over 300 posts.

Fucked up in the head wrote:Welcome to "Languatron's Fun Board" everybody!! The board is fun because I'm the only one who can post here!! As the moderator here, I disabled the registration feature, banning all Universal executives and anyone else who would disagree with me in advance so I won't have to ban them later!! Isn't that fun and totally unfair? Yep!!

I look at this new board of mine as a neat little companion piece to my "Languatron's Fun House." As I build this board over a period of time, look to see all of my deleted posts from www.scifi.com REPOSTED here, and I will also have an archive section for all of my old "Fun House" columns which I saved on hard copy.

This is my neat little way of getting back at all of the Universal executives who ran to the moderators over the years getting me banned from various boards. BAD KARMA has come back to HAUNT all of these Universal executives in a really bad way, huh? And just in time for Halloween!!

Chmee wrote:So ... that smelly guy who hangs out at the bus stop near where I park in the morning ... the one who has violent sneezing fits that shake his whole body ... the one who talks to himself nonstop while rocking his head ...... he's got his own forum, huh?

It's bad enough that every member of Ron Moore's production crew had every brain cell sucked out of their cranium with "Electro Shock Therapy" before they began work on "Ron Moore's Ode To The Adolescence He Never Had" production. It's even worse that Ron Moore's production crew (IN TOTAL ABSENCE OF IMAGINATION) exhibits a fairly obvious preoccupation with VULGAR SEX, SMUT, FILTH, PROSTITUTION, and all of the other VICES the UGLY HAG Bonnie Hammer LOVES SO MUCH.

Look at the PATHETIC AND VULGAR WARDROBE the Ron Moore cast members wear. Katee Sackhoff is vaselined and inserted into skin tight black leather pants with a peak a boo t-shirt. Jamie Bamber wears enough black leather to make any black pimp from the 1970's blush. Edward James Olmos looks like a "flasher" (with a complexion problem) who is about to "Flash" a group of 12 year old girls any moment now with that "easily removing overcoat" he wears. The babe who plays "Six" ("Seven Of Nine") dresses like all of the LAP DANCERS at my local gentlemen's club.

This isn't an outer space saga Ron Moore created. It's a "SOFT PORNOGRAPHY STAB" at ARCHAIC PRIME TIME DRAMA that has FAILED in every conceivable department. The ironic thing about this PATHETIC PRODUCTION, is that it looks like it was made by a film crew IN THE PORNOGRAPHY INDUSTRY who wanted to set a PORNO within the setting of outer space. Of course, within this "SPERM EJACULATING MESS" of Ronald D. Moore's, THE "REAL 1978 GALACTICA SERIES" is NOWHERE TO BE FOUND. ONLY the "Battlestar Galactica" TITLE remains.

Ron Moore's cast members look like they're about to SEXUALLY ATTACK ONE ANOTHER WITH BULLWHIPS, CHAINS, MOTOR OIL, and RACING HORSE SADDLES.

The art direction and set design within this laughable production fares no better. Aside from the total lack of imagination demonstrated in these departments; threadbare, murky sets with low key lighting were devised to not only convey the overall PESSIMISM Sci-Fi Channel and Ronald D. Moore felt towards the "Battlestar Galactica" BRAND NAME, but to also reinforce the fact that this production is indeed a THINLY DISGUISED PORNO with MEAN SPIRITED CHARACTERS ABOUT TO SEXUALLY ATTACK EACH OTHER ANY MINUTE.

Black leather is the universal symbol for violent pornography. Leather of any other color is strongly associated with overt sexuality, prostitution, and all forms of sexual vice. The primary clothing material used in Ron Moore's production is LEATHER. Either Ronald D. Moore had an extremely frustrating puberty devoid of any contact with females and he is now taking it out on the few viewers watching his production; or he is a closet sex maniac who wasn't allowed to express these suppressed feelings of his when he was a "Star Trek" staff writer working for Rick Berman. Ronald D. Moore stated that he wanted this production of his to be a platform for what he wasn't able to do on "Deep Space Nine." What he "wasn't allowed to do" on "Deep Space Nine" is very clear. Make a mainstream PORNO MOVIE outside of the PORNOGRAPHY INDUSTRY. What is blatantly visible in this production IS VERY CLEAR. As a writer, Ronald D. Moore HAS AN UNHEALTHY PREOCCUPATION WITH SEXUALITY. And not sexuality of the tender kind between men and women who genuinely love one another. But rather, that unhealthy sexuality that can be satisfied in any RED LIGHT DISTRICT in any city in the world simply by running to the ATM.

Ronald D. Moore has a warped and deranged perception of what constitutes good Science Fiction or good drama for that matter. Moore thinks that strapping laser guns to the sides of horny characters on the brink of sexually assaulting one another and calling it "Battlestar Galactica" somehow legitimizes the "Galactica" brand name, Science Fiction, and somehow elevates the art of drama to a new high (??) Ronald D. Moore in reality, is a PORNOGRAPHIC, SHORT ORDER COOK who whips up what Universal executives want to see based on demographic surveys, statistic sheets, and marketing trends. Mind you, at no time was the audience (WHO HAS TO WATCH THIS CRAP) ever consulted on what they wanted to see.

We have all read their NONSENSE from day one. These SUPPOSED fans of Ronald D. Moore who sing the praises of him and the GARBAGE he attached the "Battlestar Galactica" brand name to. The problem is, their praises are just flat out, UNREALISTIC. Universal executives have never been good at FEIGNING anything, let alone hero worship. Their praises of that SUB-STANDARD RONALD D. MOORE PRODUCTION CALLED "BATTLESTAR GALACTICA" are so RIDICULOUS, you can't help but wonder if they are talking about some other television production. Is there a way to measure if there really are any Ron Moore fans in the world? Look at it like this. Out of the 150 million people who surf the Internet every day, not one of them is a Ron Moore fan. One bulletin board, and one bulletin board only out of the entire Internet sings the praises of Ronald D. Moore. You guessed it. It is the Universal executives over on www.scifi.com pretending to be fans.

I also like how these Universal executives (pretending to be fans) always have this convenient SPIN DOCTORED DATA at their sides to immediately refute any criticisms of Ron Moore's production. For example, when the first episode of Ron Moore's series pulled in a meager 775,000 viewers, the Universal executives (pretending to be fans) immediately took off like a rocket all over the Internet, trying to BRAIN WASH the public into believing that 775,000 viewers equals a smash hit television series. The sad reality here is, that the television shows and movies produced by Universal Studios are so POOR, that the Universal execs themselves have to get on the Internet and PRAISE THEIR OWN BAD DECISIONS. Pretty PATHETIC if you ask me.

So, the Ron Moore 13 episode series meanders aimlessly along. Doing poorly in the ratings, not attracting any fans except the Universal executives pretending to be fans, and wasting perfectly good broadcast time. Grin

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Why the fuck doesn't he just get a God damned weblog?

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Why the fuck doesn't he just get a God damned weblog?

fgalkin wrote:OH. MY. FUCKING. GOD.

It's bad enough that every member of Ron Moore's production crew had every brain cell sucked out of their cranium with "Electro Shock Therapy" before they began work on "Ron Moore's Ode To The Adolescence He Never Had" production. It's even worse that Ron Moore's production crew (IN TOTAL ABSENCE OF IMAGINATION) exhibits a fairly obvious preoccupation with VULGAR SEX, SMUT, FILTH, PROSTITUTION, and all of the other VICES the UGLY HAG Bonnie Hammer LOVES SO MUCH.

Look at the PATHETIC AND VULGAR WARDROBE the Ron Moore cast members wear. Katee Sackhoff is vaselined and inserted into skin tight black leather pants with a peak a boo t-shirt. Jamie Bamber wears enough black leather to make any black pimp from the 1970's blush. Edward James Olmos looks like a "flasher" (with a complexion problem) who is about to "Flash" a group of 12 year old girls any moment now with that "easily removing overcoat" he wears. The babe who plays "Six" ("Seven Of Nine") dresses like all of the LAP DANCERS at my local gentlemen's club.

This isn't an outer space saga Ron Moore created. It's a "SOFT PORNOGRAPHY STAB" at ARCHAIC PRIME TIME DRAMA that has FAILED in every conceivable department. The ironic thing about this PATHETIC PRODUCTION, is that it looks like it was made by a film crew IN THE PORNOGRAPHY INDUSTRY who wanted to set a PORNO within the setting of outer space. Of course, within this "SPERM EJACULATING MESS" of Ronald D. Moore's, THE "REAL 1978 GALACTICA SERIES" is NOWHERE TO BE FOUND. ONLY the "Battlestar Galactica" TITLE remains.

Ron Moore's cast members look like they're about to SEXUALLY ATTACK ONE ANOTHER WITH BULLWHIPS, CHAINS, MOTOR OIL, and RACING HORSE SADDLES.

The art direction and set design within this laughable production fares no better. Aside from the total lack of imagination demonstrated in these departments; threadbare, murky sets with low key lighting were devised to not only convey the overall PESSIMISM Sci-Fi Channel and Ronald D. Moore felt towards the "Battlestar Galactica" BRAND NAME, but to also reinforce the fact that this production is indeed a THINLY DISGUISED PORNO with MEAN SPIRITED CHARACTERS ABOUT TO SEXUALLY ATTACK EACH OTHER ANY MINUTE.

Black leather is the universal symbol for violent pornography. Leather of any other color is strongly associated with overt sexuality, prostitution, and all forms of sexual vice. The primary clothing material used in Ron Moore's production is LEATHER. Either Ronald D. Moore had an extremely frustrating puberty devoid of any contact with females and he is now taking it out on the few viewers watching his production; or he is a closet sex maniac who wasn't allowed to express these suppressed feelings of his when he was a "Star Trek" staff writer working for Rick Berman. Ronald D. Moore stated that he wanted this production of his to be a platform for what he wasn't able to do on "Deep Space Nine." What he "wasn't allowed to do" on "Deep Space Nine" is very clear. Make a mainstream PORNO MOVIE outside of the PORNOGRAPHY INDUSTRY. What is blatantly visible in this production IS VERY CLEAR. As a writer, Ronald D. Moore HAS AN UNHEALTHY PREOCCUPATION WITH SEXUALITY. And not sexuality of the tender kind between men and women who genuinely love one another. But rather, that unhealthy sexuality that can be satisfied in any RED LIGHT DISTRICT in any city in the world simply by running to the ATM.

Ronald D. Moore has a warped and deranged perception of what constitutes good Science Fiction or good drama for that matter. Moore thinks that strapping laser guns to the sides of horny characters on the brink of sexually assaulting one another and calling it "Battlestar Galactica" somehow legitimizes the "Galactica" brand name, Science Fiction, and somehow elevates the art of drama to a new high (??) Ronald D. Moore in reality, is a PORNOGRAPHIC, SHORT ORDER COOK who whips up what Universal executives want to see based on demographic surveys, statistic sheets, and marketing trends. Mind you, at no time was the audience (WHO HAS TO WATCH THIS CRAP) ever consulted on what they wanted to see.

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Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

Singular Quartet wrote:

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Why the fuck doesn't he just get a God damned weblog?

Because you can comment on those. This is his forum. You can't comment on his forum, cause he locked registration.

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Why the fuck doesn't he just get a God damned weblog?