AdmiralTDM's Snipin Skillz O doom and a first in title polls

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Should I get a "special" title?

Yes, you're nout but a Worthless Trolling Palm Fucker
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38%
You're really the biggest douche in the universe...
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50%
No, being you is shame enough.
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12%
 
Total votes: 74

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AdmiralTDM's Snipin Skillz O doom and a first in title polls

Post by AdmiralTDM »

[Courtesy of your friendly Horsemen and the Editing Powers that Be, we bring you the first idiot ever to start his own title poll. Evidence of his crimes against intelligence, sanity and general decency can be seen below or anywhere in his post history, which reads as a beginners guide to trolling...]

great just lock it before i rediscover my post agian...

Oh well anyways
I never said i was a sniper... I said i was incapible of being a true sniper because... well.... i just cant.

I can hide like a rat basterd- such is true, due to paintball and hunting * being playing paintball for 7 years and hunting for around 10ish*

And I can shoot pretty damn good *well I consider hitting a moving deer at 211 yards with a .270 rifle with out a rest from the top of a 30 foot tall pine tree good... but you all are intitled to think what you want*

but those are just two different things that will never help me outside of hunting and paintball and target practice, unless i get drafted * I support the draft for some odd reason * though I will be in college if and when so that will put me in a different bracket.

[And if you want to see some of the latest classic numbers from our little ubet l33t friend here, then try these...
http://bbs.stardestroyer.net/viewtopic.php?t=44406
http://bbs.stardestroyer.net/viewtopic.php?t=43949
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Editor's note: This started as a title poll, but when it became clear AdmiralTDM was enjoying the attention, he was banned. Killshot on page 3.
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You know, I'd horsmanize that shit, but I dont really think it needs anything... :lol:
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That has GOT to be a Hyperion Sock puppet. He backpedals EXACTLY like him. Hell, even his posting style is the same.
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Holy shit! This guy is about to enter college? I had him around 13, 14 years old tops!
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AdmiralTDM, I suggest that you grow a fucking brain.
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Is this one of Stewie's army buddies?
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BoredShirtless wrote:Holy shit! This guy is about to enter college? I had him around 13, 14 years old tops!
maybe he's planning for going after a BA degree. They'll give those to anyone.
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Ohhh!!! Ohhhh!!!! zzzzappps TDM'S h34d wit the RAILGUN cuz i'm da 1337ness!

and now for something completely different.

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I'm in favor of "The Biggest Douche in the Universe". Trolling Palm-Fucker doesn't have the same snap, and this guy is a douchebag.
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Erm... Voted incorrectly. Wanted the Biggest Douche in the Universe option, but clicked the wrong thing. :oops:
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why not combine the best of both? i personally like "most worthless trolling douche bag" myself. :D
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I'm with RI, The guy is a complete douchebag, and I would be completely in favor of banning this shit indefinately. Fucking assclown, trivializing the war in Iraq...Not a serious issue....fucking shitbag ASSLICKER! I know the N&P rules state we should deal with one person on a thread to thread basis, but that was WAY out there. I hope he sits on a sharps container full of used Hypos.
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This guy's an idiot, but I'm not too keen on branding people with titles.
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Post by Keevan_Colton »

BoredShirtless wrote:This guy's an idiot, but I'm not too keen on branding people with titles.
Have you looked through his post history?
The whole lot is the same as the shit in those threads, the "bomb 'em all they're only foreign" type of posts....either he's an asshole or possessed by the ghost of Kenny Everett.
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Don't let him feel special by giving him a special title. Just slap on a "Worthless Trolling Palm-Fucker" below his name right before he does something stupid enough to get himself banned.
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RedImperator wrote:I'm in favor of "The Biggest Douche in the Universe". Trolling Palm-Fucker doesn't have the same snap, and this guy is a douchebag.
i see Durandal's seed hath born fruit. :twisted:

i vote for a big sack of Massengil vinegar and water.
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Keevan_Colton wrote:
BoredShirtless wrote:This guy's an idiot, but I'm not too keen on branding people with titles.
Have you looked through his post history?
Yes.
The whole lot is the same as the shit in those threads, the "bomb 'em all they're only foreign" type of posts....either he's an asshole or possessed by the ghost of Kenny Everett.
Yeah I know he's an asshole. Letting his mouth run is both good enough, and fluid in case he eventually gets a clue [or several].
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Voted for Worthless Trolling Palm Fucker beause there isn't an option that reads Just Permban the Weasel.
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BoredShirtless wrote: Yeah I know he's an asshole. Letting his mouth run is both good enough, and fluid in case he eventually gets a clue [or several].
you never did. :mrgreen: :wink:
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My impression of TDM:

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*promptly grabs nearest firearm (which happens to be a shotgun), holds it exactly the wrong way (butt end toward enemy, barrel end jammed into chest in line with vital organs)...

DUHHH!!111...

...and somehow pulls the trigger*

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Post by lazerus »

What is it that you need to do to EARN a good custom title anyway?

I've heard it's 2500 posts or somthing.
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lazerus wrote:What is it that you need to do to EARN a good custom title anyway?

I've heard it's 2500 posts or somthing.
2500 posts, and being at least semi active basically. plus not being on any admin's shitlist helps as well, as they're the ones you PM for the CTs.
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It's been a long time since we haven't had a decent Chew Toy...
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Aren't you one of those PhD-Plus people?
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This guy's an idiot, but I'm not too keen on branding people with titles
Gee, I wonder why.
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