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It really doesn't matter since he's gone. But I know a few of you are curious about what he was going to send. Well, here it is for your joyful consumption.

So what...was he not shitting us?

If he was telling the truth, i'd feel like a serious heel

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Kanye West Saves.

it seems like he might have been telling the truth on some of his stuff after all, but that doesn't change the rest of his idiocy.

Heh, his handwriting reminds me of my own, though mine is more doctorish.

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I believe in a sign of Zeta.

[BOTM|WG|JL|Mecha Maniacs|Pax Cybertronia|Veteran of the Psychic Wars|Eva Expert]

"And besides, who cares if a monster destroys Australia?"

Well i feel like a complete asshole now.

I've been utterly owned by Stewie and he isnt even here.

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I wouldn't worry too much about it. The military records I have no expertise on, so unless you do, I'd wait until it's been given a thorough examination by the military denizens of the board.

As for his photo of the baseball, presumably being used to prove how a surface can achieve the same visual effect as a white-hot glowing substance while being at nowhere near those temps, I think the idiocy speaks for itself.

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I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates, when he said, "I drank what?" -- Chris Knight, Real Genius

Wow, so he didn't completely lie.

Guess some of that mountain of shit was true...eh, still never answered a few easy questions I asked, and hell never provided a single calc that Mike and quite a few others asked.

I mean questions daycare providers know...ask Dalton someday about my feelings towards them, and this truly shows how much I feel about Stewie's ignorance.

But I like your breakdown Phil...sweet work

This still doesn't prove that he is who he claims he is. For all we know, this may be his grandpa.

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

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My Fundie Guide The World Has Ended.....Life Goes On

I do wonder why he blacked out his speciality on the discharge papers. Most of this should be gone over by someone with knowedge of the military and firearms as someone said earlier.

All this really proves is one of two things:

A) He's some old guy who happens to be a menber of the local gun club and served in Vietnam. Big deal. Old people discover the Internet all the time. Doesn't make them any less stupid than some thirteen year old rabid fanwhore. Stupidity isn't constrained to the young.

B) He's a thirteen year old rabid fanwhore who managed to dig up his grandpa, or father's old papers and pictures.

Though, I don't get what he's trying to prove with the baseball pictures either, other than he can take a fuzzy picture by giving the camera a bump when he presses the shutter, just like so many half-assed amateur photographers.

As if any of this actually has any bearing on any of his arguments.

http://www.skayhan.net/Stewart/gunsa.jpg

He loves his Buck Marks and riced-up M1911s, doesn't he? I'll work on IDing the rifles later...

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Naturally, there's nothing there confirming his "expert weapons analyst" qualifications, nor the existence of the "Stratigic Defense Instatute" as anything but a highly pompous name under which to register his board game.

As to his service, it looks like his claims in that department, at least, were true (assuming that this is not some drooling 'tard nephew or something of the real Stewie's).

As to the sharpshooting, I notice that the signed targets make no mention of the weapons used, nor the total number of shots fired. I leave it to the firearms experts here to judge their significance.



I don't think anyone has anything to apologize for; even if every single one of Stewie's claims was true, the main problem was always his attempt to use his "credentials" as a shield for his brain-damaged arguments. He further cemented his fucktard status by recycling old Scooter arguments and his wall of ignorance techniques.

None of this proves a damn thing. I kinda figured towards the end that he was telling the truth about his age and some of the other stuff he said, but did anyone READ the assumptions he made during his final thread? Let me break it down for you:

1) The Death Star MUST be MCR because there is no currently developed device that works at the efficiency that the Superlaser would have to if it was DET. Of course, there is nothing in the laws of physics that makes a device that is just shy of 100% efficient impossible, but it only matters that it is beyond our current capabilities.

2) The MCR works better because even though there is insufficient fissionable materials to crush the gravitational binding energy of a planet even if it were to all undergo fission, it only requires ten orders of magnitude more fissionable material, whereas a DET Superlaser would require a fifteen fold increase in efficiency from what I could possibly imagine being built. Please notice how I pulled the Superlaser efficiency number straight out of my ass.

You think anything this guy has shown us should lead us to believe these ridiculous assumptions?

Ok, I am now ready to reveal who I actually am. My name is Joseph Allen McDonald, and this Davies guy is phony. I should know, because I served in ,Nam, and I know a redneck when I see one, and I don't see one here. His claims of being involved in a high level security Institute are laughable.

I was Elite during my tour, and involved in Top Secret Ops I still can't talk about to this day. Unlike Davies, I do have access to scanners and things of that nature, so I will prove myself now.

First of all, here is a clipping from my hometown newspaper, reporting on my completion of training.

Merely a building block for what was to come: covert ops. Here is a picture of me at the time.

As my expertise in firearms and obvious leadership skills maifested themselves, I was tapped for inclusion into MACSOG.
We who were in this exclusive ops program called this our "get out of jail free card!" We even carriedlighters with cryptic sayings to identify ourselves, and rolling papers made to look like military documents!

Well, the fun couldn't last in country, and I was Honorably Discharged in 1965, and continued to serve the MACSOG domestically until 1994. Here is my dd214 as well. I once killed a man with a 3.5in floppy. No joke. I've been invloved in countless black bag ops. I was there when the shit hit the fan in Vietnam. I was there man. We ran ops deep into Canada. We were elite man. We knew how to kill Charlie even when he was disguised as an evil Quebecer. We were that good.

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"Brian, if I parked a supertanker in Central Park, painted it neon orange, and set it on fire, it would be less obvious than your stupidity." --RedImperator

Poe, I don't know what this board would do without you.

Don't be ridiculous. His entire argument since Day One was "I'm a soldier so I'm right and you're wrong."

He could have been General Fucking Patton for all I care, that "logic" would still have been a huge pile of bullshit. The same goes for his "Strategic Defense Institute". It's all bullshit; "I can shoot a gun so I'm right and you're wrong" is not a reasonable argument by any stretch of the imagination.

PS. And it does bear repeating that this guy could be his dad for all we know. I still have trouble believing that any adult could seriously make up all that bullshit about spending $800 to drive around and bribe professors with "adult drinks".

Sadly Poe, your story holds more wieght and believability then Stewie's.

More like Batman, I'd say...

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I believe in a sign of Zeta.

[BOTM|WG|JL|Mecha Maniacs|Pax Cybertronia|Veteran of the Psychic Wars|Eva Expert]

"And besides, who cares if a monster destroys Australia?"

Well, its all from a page from an actual guy!

The pictures, that is.

And a very special thanks to Cronan Thompson.

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"Brian, if I parked a supertanker in Central Park, painted it neon orange, and set it on fire, it would be less obvious than your stupidity." --RedImperator

So you were on Omega Squad!

Wow, just when you think you know a guy... Poe, can you teach me the killer floppy trick?

BTW, why exactly are we supposed to trust his word that the picture of a target with a one foot wide shot grouping in it was actually shot from 200 yards away? With a handgun firing 750 fps ammo, no less?

At 750 feet per second, it will take 0.8 seconds to cover 200 yards, during which the bullet will drop more than three metres, or ten feet.

Maybe it's an application of his advanced archery knowledge that he's no doubt told someone, somewhere that he posseses.

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"Dating is not supposed to be easy. It's supposed to be a heart-pounding, stomach-wrenching, gut-churning exercise in pitting your fear of rejection and public humiliation against your desire to find a mate. Enjoy."

"Why should the truth make waves unless we're swimming in a sea of bullshit?"

"Never ask a question if you're too stupid to understand the answer."

now that's an insult to batman. if he could have actually kept his story straight and answered a few simple questions that most posters on this board should have been able to answer if they were asked, then maybe the comparison would have been valid.