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Taking vs debates to their ludicrous extreme ...
Posted: 2002-09-20 02:21am
by Rathark
If Ronald McDonald is supposed to be capable of magical tricks, does that mean he actually has a chance against Gandalf the White?
(Ducks under his desk, steeling himself for the hail of bricks that are bound to come crashing through his window).
Posted: 2002-09-20 02:24am
by Spanky The Dolphin
So you're basically setting up a fight between a clown magician and an angelic being?
Are you on crack or something?
Posted: 2002-09-20 02:25am
by weemadando
Ronald will 0wNz0r Gandalf.
*ducks and covers*
Posted: 2002-09-20 02:35am
by Rathark
Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Are you on crack or something?
Yes
But seriously, if the total calories of the products of all the McDonald's stores worldwide could be converted into magical energy (1 food calorie = 4000 joules), and we took into account McDonald's rate of production / consumption, and Ronald McDonald tapped into this staggering source of energy for his magical power, just how would he fare against Gandalf? Or Yoda?
Keep in mind he can also draw his energy from the body fat of anyone who has ever eaten at McDonald's.
(Enquires about the possibility of a facelift, a change of ID, a teflon vest and immigration to Antarctica).
Posted: 2002-09-20 02:39am
by Dalton
Posted: 2002-09-20 02:41am
by weemadando
Dalton wrote:
Dalton when did you get your new avatar?
Posted: 2002-09-20 02:52am
by Dalton
Posted: 2002-09-20 02:59am
by weemadando
WHEN... W - H - E - N. Duh.
Posted: 2002-09-20 03:02am
by The Yosemite Bear
Earlier this evening
Posted: 2002-09-20 03:55am
by Rathark
Posted: 2002-09-20 05:38pm
by Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi
With over 99 billion served, Ronald McDonals could release terajoules of energy on his foes.
Posted: 2002-09-20 05:43pm
by Grand Admiral Thrawn
"Ronald your legs are broken"
(shamefully stolen from SB's Willow vs Gandalf thread)