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Suppose a movie were made of SD.Net (What, there's been worse...) and each of the posters here were to be played by a famous actor or actress. Who would play you, and who would play your one -- only one, dammit! -- favorite poster?

By the way, Tim Burton is directing and Danny Elfman is scoring this big bad sum-bitch.

Chow Yun Fat --> Wong



Sorry, I can't think of any other Chinese actors that look a bit like Wong.

Me- Eric christian Olsen
Darth Wong-Dustin Nguyen (He was on 21 Jump Street)

Before anyone else says it, I say Zaia should be played by Nicole Kidman.

I think Adam Corolla would do a good job playing me... Although I am much better looking.

Typhonis 1 = Weird Al Yakovic

Rob Wilson Jeremy Irons

Stravo= William Shatner

Kelly Antillies= Tawny Kitean or Angie Everheart

Chistopher Walken for me, the way he was in "View to a Kill" but with dark hair.

IG-88E wrote:Chistopher Walken for me, the way he was in "View to a Kill" but with dark hair.

[Christopher Walken]I would'a thought Anthony Daniels. Cause, you know... you're the robot. Right?[/Christopher Walken]

Heh. Just kiddin', Iggy.

Only one of two people could play the part of me. Bruce Campbell, or... I don't know who the other one is.

Stampede=Keanu Reeves
Me=The BMW guy
Tropen=Sans Heratio or whatever the fuck that guys name is on SNL.
Master of Ossus=Sean Connery

Shinova wrote:Before anyone else says it, I say Zaia should be played by Nicole Kidman.

Is that just because I had a Nicole Kidman avatar, or...?

Zaia wrote:

Shinova wrote:Before anyone else says it, I say Zaia should be played by Nicole Kidman.

Is that just because I had a Nicole Kidman avatar, or...?

You're a redhead, right? There's that and Kidman looks good anyways

Besides, it'd be a sacrilegious to have someone sub-par play you




[/end Zaia-worship]

Shinova wrote:Before anyone else says it, I say Zaia should be played by Nicole Kidman.

Nah, Nicole is too cold and Zaia is in love with life. I say Liv Tyler, who is amazingly gorgeous and has a personality that you could just sit around and chat too for a while. That or a Sandra Bullock for the same reasons.



As for me, Hmmmm, William Defoe. Ungly old mother fucker but can be a bad ass when needed, and quite insane too.

Shinova wrote:You're a redhead, right?

Unnaturally so, yes.

There's that and Kidman looks good anyways

LOL, oh, I see.

Besides, it'd be a sacrilegious to have someone sub-par play you

*chuckles* So does that mean I should cross Jenny Lopez off my list?

[/end Zaia-worship]

LOL again--cute, very cute.

Knife wrote: Nah, Nicole is too cold and Zaia is in love with life. I say Liv Tyler, who is amazingly gorgeous and has a personality that you could just sit around and chat too for a while. That or a Sandra Bullock for the same reasons.

Well, they'll only be acting the part of us members. So I'm not sure if personality on the part of the various actors would have any big significance.

Unnaturally so, yes.

You're not a redhead?

If so then............yeah, Liv Tyler or Sandra Bullock.

Who to play me. Hmm.........



I have absolutely no clue.

Hmm....me...

No clue whatsoever. Any suggestions? And what kind of movie would this be, anyway? A movie about 1000 people typing to each other wouldn't be that interesting, I don't think. Maybe some freak accident would bring us all together to Save The World.

Well, they'll only be acting the part of us members. So I'm not sure if personality on the part of the various actors would have any big significance.

She always comes across as cold to me. Definately not Zaia.

Who to play me. Hmm.........

Garry Oldman, he can play anyone (except for Zaia).

I want to get played by Jet Li. Because I want to get played by Jet Li.

Oh and Sammo Hung could play Wong.

Knife wrote:

Who to play me. Hmm.........

Garry Oldman, he can play anyone (except for Zaia).

One: I am NOT that old!!!

I claim Jackie Chan!

EDIT: Curses, I forgot to cast for someone else.

I'd like Rowan Atkinson to play me.

I look like DJ Qualls and Jeremy Davies, in my opinion.

People used to say I looked like Jim Carrey, but then I hit puberty.

And I look just like my dad did when he was my age, but now he looks a whole lot like Dennis Quaid, so if you're going for an older me, that's who I'd pick.

As for another poster...I don't know what Illuminatus Primus looks like, but I get a Robert Redford vibe from him. That said, I think he should be played by Michael Hitchcock because Michael Hitchcock is a badass actor, and he looks cool, so I don't think IP will mind.
Stravo should be played by Joe Quesada, because whenever I see Stravo's picture, I think of Joe Quesada. Oh, and Quesada is a movie star, because, as we all know, he was the pizza delivery guy in Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.
Durandal should be played by Adrian Brody because he sort of looks like him, and Adrian Brody is a suave motherfucker who kissed Halle Berry.
Darth Wong gets to play himself because he's the bestest. Either that or he's played by Bing Crosby's dessecated corpse. You choose.

In my opinion, the coolest looking person on earth is probably Ice Cube followed closely by Christina Ricci and Jude Law. I don't think there's anyone on the board cool enough to be them.

Oh, and Raoul, I know, I pissed all over your "only one, dammit" rule. So sue me.

Gandalf wrote:I'd like Rowan Atkinson to play me.

Well, Rowan Atkinson is playing Mr Bean, of course. But maybe he can pull an "Adaptation" and play you too.

Robert Treder wrote:

Gandalf wrote:I'd like Rowan Atkinson to play me.

Well, Rowan Atkinson is playing Mr Bean, of course. But maybe he can pull an "Adaptation" and play you too.

Or I could fall back on Ian MacKellan?

Well, I wouldn't actually appear in the movie, so my voice would be supplied by Mugihito (Keel Lorentz from Eva).