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Guy sets himself up to fail, then fails.

Post by Elfdart » 2019-01-14 12:49pm

I haven't laughed this hard in a while. Apparently, our hero is trying to psych himself up for a real test of "manhood" by declaring he will no longer look at women's boobs, and will use some kind of eye-scan program on his computer to prove it. Unfortunately for him, he paused his video at arguably the worst possible moment:

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For the results:

http://twitter.com/serenjty/status/1083900464784134144

I feel your pain, man. :lol:
The story is completely and unashamedly silly, the plot non-existent, the acting atrocious, in fact, the whole movie just a gratuitous excuse to show off Eva Green in a thinly-veiled soft porn film.

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Re: Guy sets himself up to fail, then fails.

Post by muse » 2019-01-14 02:26pm

Remember...

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Post by J » 2019-01-14 04:39pm

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Re: Guy sets himself up to fail, then fails.

Post by Elfdart » 2019-01-14 07:09pm

muse wrote:
2019-01-14 02:26pm
Remember...

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So by implication, men who are all about the ass are perfectly normal, right?

Oh, and down with fake boobs. They feel like those red balls we played dodgeball with in elementary school. Get hit in the face with one and you have to sit down because you're out.
The story is completely and unashamedly silly, the plot non-existent, the acting atrocious, in fact, the whole movie just a gratuitous excuse to show off Eva Green in a thinly-veiled soft porn film.

Highly recommended.


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Re: Guy sets himself up to fail, then fails.

Post by Raw Shark » 2019-01-15 03:05am

The fake ones make me sad. Big real ones make me happy. I feel how I feel.

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Re: Guy sets himself up to fail, then fails.

Post by Khaat » 2019-01-15 10:31am

J wrote:
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SWEET SASSY MOLLASSY! OUTSOURCE THAT JOB!
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Re: Guy sets himself up to fail, then fails.

Post by Raw Shark » 2019-01-15 03:27pm

I feel like I just saw education and porn at the same time.

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Re: Guy sets himself up to fail, then fails.

Post by muse » 2019-01-15 03:29pm

Elfdart wrote:
2019-01-14 07:09pm
So by implication, men who are all about the ass are perfectly normal, right?
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Post by U.P. Cinnabar » 2019-01-15 03:54pm

Raw Shark wrote:
2019-01-15 03:27pm
I feel like I just saw education and porn at the same time.
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Re: Guy sets himself up to fail, then fails.

Post by Elheru Aran » 2019-01-15 04:10pm

muse wrote:
2019-01-14 02:26pm
Remember...

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Lick the right chick's nipples and I think you'll find that for some women at least, they are very much sexual organs indeed...
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Re: Guy sets himself up to fail, then fails.

Post by Enigma » 2019-01-15 04:36pm

Elheru Aran wrote:
2019-01-15 04:10pm

Lick the right chick's nipples and I think you'll find that for some women at least, they are very much sexual organs indeed...
Lick the wrong ones and it is sexual assault..... :)
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Re: Guy sets himself up to fail, then fails.

Post by Raw Shark » 2019-01-15 04:40pm

Elheru Aran wrote:
2019-01-15 04:10pm
Lick the right chick's nipples and I think you'll find that for some women at least, they are very much sexual organs indeed...
This is very true. I dated a girl when I was 16 for a bit who could have orgasms just from that. This is probably a large part of why I never got her pants off, but she was polite enough to thank me.

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