I need a 2nd opinion

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Is this woman a legitimate massage therapist?

Yes
6
26%
No
2
9%
Need more pictures
15
65%
 
Total votes: 23

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U.P. Cinnabar
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Re: I need a 2nd opinion

Post by U.P. Cinnabar » 2018-08-11 02:42pm

The Infidel wrote:
2018-08-11 11:11am
Raw Shark wrote:
2018-08-10 01:12pm
The Infidel wrote:
2018-08-09 04:52pm
Does she look anything like this "massage the-rapist"? I might give you a call next time I'm in NY. :D (Some time after Trump & Co has been executed for attrocities against humankind.)
I don't know what that is, and I've lived in Denver for 18 years now. She looks amazing by my standards - Fit body, fiery red hair. She'd be perfect if she had freckles.
Just me having a random play with words. "Therapist" is just a space from "the rapist"
Frank Pembleton got there before you.
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Re: I need a 2nd opinion

Post by Zixinus » 2018-08-11 04:09pm

As someone who shall live eternally not getting the joke, I have to ask: are you seriously doubting your husband's fidelity, or are we just poking fun at his expense?
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Re: I need a 2nd opinion

Post by Raw Shark » 2018-08-11 05:54pm

The Infidel wrote:
2018-08-11 11:11am
Denver? Really? I always thought you drove a cab in NY.
Nope. I did other stuff in NY. I've lived in Denver for 18 years, and started driving a cab 2 years into it.
The Infidel wrote:
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Freckles are cute.
I concur.

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Re: I need a 2nd opinion

Post by J » 2018-08-11 06:21pm

Zixinus wrote:
2018-08-11 04:09pm
As someone who shall live eternally not getting the joke, I have to ask: are you seriously doubting your husband's fidelity, or are we just poking fun at his expense?
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Re: I need a 2nd opinion

Post by Raw Shark » 2018-08-11 06:24pm

Zixinus wrote:
2018-08-11 04:09pm
As someone who shall live eternally not getting the joke, I have to ask: are you seriously doubting your husband's fidelity, or are we just poking fun at his expense?
J and aerius like sex and have the sort of sense of humor that lends itself to that. If they ever fuck other people it wouldn't be cheating because they'd just tell each other, but I doubt it'll ever happen because they seem to keep each other busy.

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Re: I need a 2nd opinion

Post by U.P. Cinnabar » 2018-08-11 07:13pm

J wrote:
2018-08-11 06:21pm
Zixinus wrote:
2018-08-11 04:09pm
As someone who shall live eternally not getting the joke, I have to ask: are you seriously doubting your husband's fidelity, or are we just poking fun at his expense?
Strawberries!
What you do in the privacy of your own home...
"Beware the Beast, Man, for he is the Devil's pawn. Alone amongst God's primates, he kills for sport, for lust, for greed. Yea, he will murder his brother to possess his brother's land. Let him not breed in great numbers, for he will make a desert of his home and yours. Shun him, drive him back into his jungle lair, for he is the harbinger of Death.."
—29th Scroll, 6th Verse of Ape Law

"The Constitution's a piece of paper. A kick in the head is a jolt."
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Re: I need a 2nd opinion

Post by U.P. Cinnabar » 2018-08-11 07:13pm

Zixinus wrote:
2018-08-11 04:09pm
As someone who shall live eternally not getting the joke, I have to ask: are you seriously doubting your husband's fidelity, or are we just poking fun at his expense?
They pranked us.
"Beware the Beast, Man, for he is the Devil's pawn. Alone amongst God's primates, he kills for sport, for lust, for greed. Yea, he will murder his brother to possess his brother's land. Let him not breed in great numbers, for he will make a desert of his home and yours. Shun him, drive him back into his jungle lair, for he is the harbinger of Death.."
—29th Scroll, 6th Verse of Ape Law

"The Constitution's a piece of paper. A kick in the head is a jolt."
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"Accuse the other side of that which you are guilty."
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Re: I need a 2nd opinion

Post by Napoleon the Clown » 2018-08-11 09:36pm

If aerius really were getting up to stuff J didn't like, do you sincerely believe that she would let him get away with it? They've talked about being into bondage. She could make him suffer for infidelity.
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Re: I need a 2nd opinion

Post by U.P. Cinnabar » 2018-08-12 12:46am

Especially if she wears the strap on in the rrlationship.
"Beware the Beast, Man, for he is the Devil's pawn. Alone amongst God's primates, he kills for sport, for lust, for greed. Yea, he will murder his brother to possess his brother's land. Let him not breed in great numbers, for he will make a desert of his home and yours. Shun him, drive him back into his jungle lair, for he is the harbinger of Death.."
—29th Scroll, 6th Verse of Ape Law

"The Constitution's a piece of paper. A kick in the head is a jolt."
—Stanley "Ray" Kowalski
"Accuse the other side of that which you are guilty."
---NRA motto

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Re: I need a 2nd opinion

Post by aerius » 2018-08-12 05:14pm

Napoleon the Clown wrote:
2018-08-11 09:36pm
If aerius really were getting up to stuff J didn't like, do you sincerely believe that she would let him get away with it? They've talked about being into bondage. She could make him suffer for infidelity.
I'm not into bondage.
My wife is a sadist who thinks tying me to the bed is fun times.
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Say, do you want it to be a threesome with your wife? Or a foursome with your wife and sister-in-law? I'm up for either. :P

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Re: I need a 2nd opinion

Post by InsaneTD » 2018-08-12 10:40pm

Tying partners to beds is fun though.

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Re: I need a 2nd opinion

Post by Zixinus » 2018-08-13 11:35am

J wrote:
2018-08-11 06:21pm
Zixinus wrote:
2018-08-11 04:09pm
As someone who shall live eternally not getting the joke, I have to ask: are you seriously doubting your husband's fidelity, or are we just poking fun at his expense?
Strawberries!
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Re: I need a 2nd opinion

Post by Napoleon the Clown » 2018-08-13 10:18pm

aerius wrote:
2018-08-12 05:14pm
Napoleon the Clown wrote:
2018-08-11 09:36pm
If aerius really were getting up to stuff J didn't like, do you sincerely believe that she would let him get away with it? They've talked about being into bondage. She could make him suffer for infidelity.
I'm not into bondage.
My wife is a sadist who thinks tying me to the bed is fun times.
This only further proves my point that she' not actually all that bothered by your behavior.
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