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Sci-Fi Brothel to Open in Nevada
An infamous entrepreneur plans to open the Alien Cathouse, located 90 miles from Las Vegas.
By Melissa Locker | @woolyknickers | January 1, 2012

Hey gents, have you ever found yourself jealous of Captain James T. Kirk and his, …er intergalactic conquests? Do you longingly watch Jabba the Hutt’s dancing slave (her name is Oola, if you’re interested) and wonder, what if? Do you long to go where no man has gone before? Well, once a new sci-fi brothel opens in Nevada, you can.

Nevada is the only state that allows legal prostitution, and there are two dozen licensed brothels in the state, but none are sci fi-themed, yet. Nevada businessman and documentary star Dennis Hof just bought a run-down brothel 90 miles from Las Vegas and is planning on turning it into his newest business venture: Alien Cathouse. The brothel will feature girls from around the galaxy for men willing to pay. Hof’s interplanetary vision doesn’t end at the cathouse door, though. According to the Las Vegas Review-Journal, he is looking to transform not only the brothel, but the entire plot of land into an Area 51-themed tourist destination. Fun for the whole family — though perhaps not.

Hof is an expert in building buzzworthy brothels – his Moonlite Bunny Ranch is the setting for the HBO reality show called Cathouse — but when it comes to dreaming up sexy alien girls, he needs a little assistance. The Las Vegas Review-Journal explains that as Hof crafts his out-of-this-world bordello filled with girls from other planets, he is getting some help from one one of earth’s experts, the infamous madam Heidi Fleiss. “She’s the chief alien design queen,” Hof told the paper. The old friends are working together to plan the costumes and decor for the sci fi-themed brothel and are hoping to open their doors in a month. Start planning your intergalactic travel plans now, guys.

Steve wrote:We'd better stop before we start conceiving of the sci-fi hookers made up like Ferengi or Gungans.... AAAAAAAAAARGH MY BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!

Zixinus wrote:What might be doubly hilarious is if they get sued due to copyright infringement if one of their girls (or guys) resembles a copyrighted alien too much...

Steve wrote:*snickers*

Twi'leks and Vulcans and Trill (well, maybe not, the makeup needs for those spotlines....) and.... you know what? I'm almost scared as to what some guys might want. We'd better stop before we start conceiving of the sci-fi hookers made up like Ferengi or Gungans.... AAAAAAAAAARGH MY BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nieztchean Uber-Amoeba wrote:Everything about this thread smells of the gravest sorrow.

Darth Tedious wrote:But everyone is forgetting the simplest (and most important) thing:

Total Recall.

spaceviking wrote:I think this place exist to make johns feel good about themselves. Sure I fuck meth head hookers, but I am not one of those guys who fucks vulcans.

ComradeClaus wrote:Total Recall+Brothel=A little Quatto 3-WAY

RogueIce wrote:I'm pretty sure if you want to bang alien chicks, it'd be easier (and a lot cheaper) to go to some Star Trek convention and find one of those Klingon chicks. Or heck, any scifi con with a good number of cosplayers.

TithonusSyndrome wrote:solicit prostitution vs cruising for cosplay bags

my my where does the self-esteem go

RogueIce wrote:I'm pretty sure if you want to bang alien chicks, it'd be easier (and a lot cheaper) to go to some Star Trek convention bar and find one of those Klingon chicks. Or heck, any scifi con social gathering with a good number of cosplayers available people.