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DF: Palelabor 56k (Go Away- Restarted Game, New Thread!)

Posted: 2007-06-05 02:26am
by Duckie
After having angered the King of Urist Lam (a formerly rich realm fallen on hard times) 7 incompe- intrepid, that is, intrepid men and women leave the safety of the kingdom to the untamed wilds.

Their mission? To mine out the mountain, carve out a new town, and replenish the wealth of the kingdom. To seek out fortune and fame. Either they'll succeed, and the King shall rejoice in newfound splendor, or they'll die and the King is rid of seven troublemakers.

FAQ:

"What is this?"
A: Dwarf Fortress. Let's Play Dwarf Fortress is an AAR with SDN dwarves for added fun. Sign up if you want in. Semi-yearly updates will occur with the news from your virtual dwarf.

"What's the objective?"
A: To make a fortress. Of dwarves.

"What's up with the graphics?"
A: Get out.

"No, seriously? What's with all this letters and symbols?"
A: Old school gaming. Deal with it.

"I do not like these graphics. Er... ?"
A: That's fine, read the words or leave. I don't care.
The Dwarfs:

GuppyShark, Male Farmer
FordPrefect, Male Mason
HSRTG, Female Mechanic
Master of Cards, Male Woodcutter
rhoenix, Female Miner
Adrian Laguna, Female Fisherdwarf
Kuja, Male Miner

The Gear:
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We have pulled a bureaucratic switcharoo on the King by packing so many types of meat we have gotten more barrels to store food than we should have gotten were it all one type. Thus the strange foods. Rhesus Macaw Biscuits all around, folks. Liquor, as you can tell, is the primary priority of this packing.

The Place:
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WELCOME TO... PALELABOR (we are american dwarfs)

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We immediately set down, unpacking the wagons. Then for good measure after he stops lounging around Master of Cards destroys them with his axe and stores the wood in a pile. No turning back. We set out, beginning to dig the main hall of our entrance. Almost immediately, Kuja and Rhoenix strike an ore used in Brass (Sphaelerite) and some Silver Ore (Galena). Quite auspicious.

However, the river freezes over, as it is Winter, and Adrian Laguna quickly becomes useless. We use her to move goods about, freeing productive dwarfs for mining and constructing.

The miners are given plans for two new rooms. First off, we are moving the wood inside once this room is complete, it will become our stockroom for that. Second, it will be the site that FordPrefect will build a Carpenter's Shop for Master of Cards to make beds out of. Even hardy dwarfs like the residents of Palelabor must cease work every now and then. The spiderlike room above will be the bedrooms. There are 12 small rooms, so as to have room for more when migrant workers arrive. They are not roomy, but dwarfs have no reason to spend time in their bedrooms doing anything but sleeping.

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In other news, one of the cats we brought has adopted rhoenix. Yay! It promptly begins slaughtering and devouring small mammals, insects, and reptiles, within days carrying out a genocide of all pesty flies and so forth within the immediate work area. Good, but was the cat really worth the 5 and a half beers it cost to bring it?

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Digging continues. Kuja has learned how to be a better miner from digging the workshop. Speaking of it, the carpenter's workshop is being constructed and soon excavation of the sleeping chambers will begin. The river ice is thinning and Adrian Laguna becomes useful again.

We continue excavation. Master of Cards produces 6 beds, which is enough for everybody but HSTRG. Mining to make room for an engineering shop and masonry to build stone structures continues, but suddenly work ceases. What is going on? Is it the plague?

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i hate you guys.

Thus ends the first Dwarf Workday (43 days) ends. Updates will continue once the intrepid crew wakes their sorry asses up and finishes my damn outpost. The raccoon meat is out in the rain! Luckily, despite the rain we have not seen any critters in this scary wilderness. I was half expecting jaguar attacks the minute we arrived.

The next tasks for our intrepid adventurers will be to search for the underground water in the cave so as to remove dependance upon the river and begin irrigating the caverns for farming. This must be done quickly as it is already mid-spring.

Eventually, the Dwarfs wake up again. The mining finishes, and an engineer's shop is completed. The engineer, HSRTG, begins creating mechanisms out of the stone for use in the upcoming irrigation system. Ford Prefect churns out rock doors, which are placed in the bedrooms to give privacy.

However, something much more exciting occurs. Digging a tight shaft, rhoenix discovers an underground cave river. Had he hit a bit differently, it would have flooded into the room and drowned him. Luckily, he did not end up bursting into the river's underside but came out at the right level. Now digging to the aquifer doesn't have to happen, making irrigation far easier. Work is immediately centered around creating an immersion room for farming (it also can double as an execution chamber!).

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Awed by his mining skills, another cat adopts rhoenix. She's apparantly a cat person.

Mining continues. We complete the first farming room next to the cave, install both floodgates, attach the floodgates to the lever, and then promptly pass out. I have assigned the GuppyShark to smooth the walls of the fortress. While it won't really do much, it's something to do in his spare time that will make the fortress more cozy.

Speaking of cozy, we now have a dining room. Sort of. There is a big backlog on the masonry production so it has no furniture, but we're building. The reason for the masonry backlog is the need of doors for the farming operation and the construction of a trade depot and a road. We hope to make the road done by the end of autumn, where it will attract traders. Hopefully. It's very slow to build.

Luckily for us, while the second workday is over (by now it is summer! Dwarfs are very efficient workers, even if they sleep for days at a time) and sleep continues, the cave river floods, muddying the floor. Looks like we won't need irrigation this time after all.

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Food supplies are running low, so we need to start farming for food, but especially for alcohol. Who cares about eating, we can brew the Plump Helmets into a mean mushroom ale. Wah-hah! Palelabor!

As the work continues, a Metalsmith named Pick arrives! Pick's wife/husband [hard to tell with dwarves], General Zod, is also there, but Zod is useless so we assign him to polish rocks now that the farmer actually has work to do.

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The first six months are over! Will Palelabor finally get its ass together and actually plant some food? Or will I never figure out what key does that?

Will we finally see the long awaited animal life that refuses to show itself despite being in dangerous wilderness?

When will the immigrants arrive, and how many shall we send into the death chambers to suffocate underneath the waves of the Cave River?

Find out on the next episode of...

Dwarf Fortress.

Sign up for your free vacation to faminestricken, potentially dangerous Palelabor today!

Posted: 2007-06-05 02:30am
by rhoenix
FEMALE miner?

I'm a FEMALE miner?

Look MRDOD, just because I requested a harem amongst the items in my mining supples requisition form doesn't mean I'm a lady.

Posted: 2007-06-05 03:26am
by Covenant
This game looks incredibly awesome.

I'm not sure I want to give myself up to be drafted, as I'm worried I'll show up as a Female Dwarven Knobpolisher or something insane. If there's something useful to be done (like herding cows) then I'd consider lending you my Dwarven axe! Or, uh, cow. Prod. Thing.

Someone needs to pick up this idea and give me a glorious Dungeon Keeper meets Sim City version. ONLINE.

Posted: 2007-06-05 04:21am
by Ford Prefect
Man, this is awesome. Lucky for me, the game realises there is a space in my name. :wink:

Posted: 2007-06-05 04:24am
by GuppyShark
rhoenix wrote:FEMALE miner?

I'm a FEMALE miner?

Look MRDOD, just because I requested a harem amongst the items in my mining supples requisition form doesn't mean I'm a lady.
Bitch bitch bitch, that's all you women do.

Get back to work, I need more space for my crops.

Posted: 2007-06-05 04:34am
by Duckie
All right, played up till Mid Autumn. Full report coming tomorrow.
The headlines: Traders from the Dwarven Kingdom arrive, but tragedy strikes.

Posted: 2007-06-05 04:37am
by Nephtys
This game looks like it's full of win. It's some roguelike simcity then?

Posted: 2007-06-05 04:41am
by GuppyShark
MRDOD wrote:All right, played up till Mid Autumn. Full report coming tomorrow.
The headlines: Traders from the Dwarven Kingdom arrive, but tragedy strikes.
At last! Some tragedy!

I mean, trade.

What?

Posted: 2007-06-05 04:42am
by Duckie
Nephtys wrote:This game looks like it's full of win. It's some roguelike simcity then?
Basically. Except simcity never had disfunctional royalty demanding you produce 9 jet flutes for them or they'll punish your craftsman for disobedience, zombie elephants decapitating your citizen-soldiers, or dwarves going insane and killing eachother when there's no food.

Phase One Immigrants To Palelabor Have Arrived! Game Update Today Will Stretch To Beginning of Year 1052 to include the arrivals of intrepid useless dwarfs:
#General Schatten
#Spanky the Dolphin
#Lusankya
#Bilateral Rope
#Grandmaster Jogurt
#Darthbob88
#Lonestar
#Covenant
#Stark
#Nepthys
10 more slots remaining in this current immigration wave! oh my god that is a lot of dwarfs how do we feed them

Posted: 2007-06-05 04:56am
by Stark
You guys need more brewers, and I know All About Booze. :)

Posted: 2007-06-05 10:56am
by Kuja
I built a workshop! :mrgreen:

Posted: 2007-06-05 12:19pm
by Rawtooth
Sign me up as a hedgehog herder!

Posted: 2007-06-05 05:15pm
by Civil War Man
Sign me up for the next immigration wave. And give me an awesome job, preferably something involving crushing rebellions.

Posted: 2007-06-05 07:26pm
by Darth Mordius
Enroll me forthwith! Preferably miner or mason. Maybe carpenter. I must build shit. Proud Dwarvish shit. And if I become a manure sculpture because of my ill chosen words, there will be a reckoning!

Posted: 2007-06-05 07:44pm
by Utsanomiko
Due to my curiosity in Dwarf Fortress, go ahead and name an immigrant after me so I have something to invest attention upon while I watch this game progress from the beginning.

Posted: 2007-06-05 08:22pm
by rhoenix
Because I must've missed this before.
GuppyShark wrote:Bitch bitch bitch, that's all you women do.

Get back to work, I need more space for my crops.
Just you hush, and start sucking.

And just so I'm serious and clear at least once in this thread, MRDOD, this was an excellent idea, and I look forward to further updates.

Posted: 2007-06-05 08:25pm
by Covenant
I'm trying to Fortress some Dwarves of my own, but so far my squads have been killed during hunting Elephants and Unicorns, cave-ins, and I think a few of them died of thirst. It's pretty cooky.

I really would love to see this in glorious 3D, like a Ceasar or Sim City/Dungeon Keeper game.

Posted: 2007-06-05 08:47pm
by DarkSilver
I request enrollment into the Dwarven Fortress immigration pool......

sign me up for whatever...preferably Fortress Drunk.

Posted: 2007-06-05 08:54pm
by Duckie
Update- Autumn, 1051:

Nothing happens, really, so there are no screenshots. We construct a dining hall, add a huge galley (kitchen/butchery/brewery) next to it, harvest some plants. The dining hall is engraved by Zod and HSTRG, who have nothing better to do. Zod becomes a Mason Engraver, making him not as useless as a peasant. Ford Prefect churns out doors and shit for us, making some statues for the dining hall. HSTRG also begins assembling random trinket to trade to the stupid Dwarven caravan for food.

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The dwarven caravan arrives! We eagerly await trading rock amulets and other useless ornaments for meat. Unfortunately, when we get there, the damned traders seize our goods as tribute to the king. We barely manage to trade the leftovers that weren't in stock at the moment for a few pieces of musk ox meat.

Thinking quickly, Pick is assigned to cooking detail. Our new chef creates Mule/Musk Ox burgers for everyone, while Zod and Guppyshark brew alcohol from the meagre harvest the latter has enabled us to get.

Winter falls upon us. Luckily, instead of starving we oddly enough survive. I look to see where the food is coming from. Brave fisherdwarf Adrian Laguna is fishing in the cave river despite the outside one being frozen and catching numerous cave fish and turtles with which we can gorge! While you cannot brew alcohol out of turtles, it is better than starving. I order all of our Plump Helmets to be made into Mushroom Wine, as too many dwarves are feeling sober and not working as hard as they should.

Somehow, as Zod painstakingly smooths the dining room and a few new areas are constructed (including a trash heap behind stone doors so that we no longer have to trek outside to throw away refuse and an indoor fishery near the cave river connected to the kitchen so that Adrian Laguna isn't running around meaninglessly), we survive the winter. Excited, I order that Ford Prefect build the trade road on the advice of the Dwarves of Urist Lam's caravan, who say that Humans are so prissy they will not travel over rough ground to reach us. It will take a while but I expect immigrants to arrive to help any HOLY SHIT-

18 Immigrants arrive, causing the population of Palelabor to instantly almost quadruple.

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oh my god were gonna starve

Dwarven Roll Call!

THE NOBILITY
DUCKOFDOOM, INCORPOREAL SIMDEITY

THE HEROIC AND ORIGINAL NINE, THE PATRICIAN CLASS
ADRIAN LAGUNA, FISHERDWARF: Savior of the town, produces fish like a Model T assembly line
HSTRG, CRAFTSDWARF, ENGINEER, AND MASON: Rennaissance Man, he builds everything and makes our fortress beautiful in his spare time
FORD PREFECT, MASON AND ARCHITECHT: Without him we would not have any structures
GUPPYSHARK, FARMER AND UNDERSTUDY COOK: He makes the food come from the ground
RHOENIX, MINER: He discovered the cave river and built half of our home. He also has 9 bajillion cats following him around.
KUJA, MINER: He built the other half.
MASTER OF CARDS, CARPENTER, LUMBERJACK: He made the beds in which we sleep and the bins in which we put goods and the barrels in which we brew 200 proof alcohol from fermented hallucinogenic mushrooms. One of rhoenix's cats got lost and adopted him by accident.
PICK, METALSMITH AND CHEF: She cooks the food and would make metal stuff were we to have any charcoal.
GENERAL ZOD, ROCK POLISHER: He smooths the stones of our fortress and cleans up our trash.

New Immigrants of Wave One, The Plebians
General Schatten, Miner You will be our sacrificial lamb to tunnel into dangerous areas.
BilateralRope, Carpenter Designated Lumberjack
Nepthys, Carpenter Designated Jack of all Trades
Stark, Mason Have fun->
Covenant, Mason ->Building roads->
Darth Mordius, Mason ->Guys!!!
Civil War Man, Jeweler Military Jewel Afficionados!
Lonestar, Jeweler Leader of our new military!
Spanky the Dolphin, Craftsdwarf (Leather, Stone, Glass) Glass Bead and Trinkets
Utsanomiko, Craftsdwarf (Weaver, Wood, Leather) Glass Bead and Trinkets
DarthBob88, Fisherdwarf Understudy to the Hero of Winterfamine
Lusankya, Farmer She will take over as cook
Tasoth, Farmer He will make more food
Grandmaster Jogurt, Peasant Two of you lucky
Rawtooth, Peasant comrades will become
The Vortex Empire, Peasant military recruits
The Dark, Peasant The other two polish rocks and haul waste
Darksilver, Metalsmith
Wolveraptor, Carpenter

A barracks has been constructed with 3 weapons and armor racks. I plan to conscript both useless Jewelers (due to the nature of Dwarf Fortress' items, Jewelers are 90% more likely to go insane than any other dwarf) and 2 peasants. Lonestar will be squad leader of our new glorious Marksdwarf Fire Team Adir!

New applicants will be placed in the next (oh god) immigrant wave.

Posted: 2007-06-05 09:02pm
by wolveraptor
I request a position as a male Dwarf prostitute. Kinky!

Or, failing that, a Dwarf soldier/guard.

Posted: 2007-06-05 09:51pm
by Scottish Ninja
I would like to be a peasant, and polish rocks and haul waste.

Can I have some shoes?[/GLA worker]

Or will I have to make shoes out of spare beard?

Posted: 2007-06-05 09:54pm
by Ford Prefect
This is fucking awesome! Bless Adrian Laguna, for he saved us all.

Posted: 2007-06-05 10:00pm
by Stark
You guys are so low on food you need to get Starkers on brewing Turtle Mead immediately! :D

Posted: 2007-06-05 10:06pm
by HSRTG
Whoo, I'm a noble. Does this mean I get sla-- er, servants and apprentices with which to torment with meaningless tasks?

Posted: 2007-06-05 10:27pm
by Erik von Nein
Ooo. I want to be a jeweler and go insane. Possibly killing everyone (or, at least, Adrian Laguna). :D Nah, I'd totally like to sign up, though.