Traffic accident on Golden Gate Bridge! Idiot responsible.

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Traffic accident on Golden Gate Bridge! Idiot responsible.

Post by TrailerParkJawa » 2004-01-28 10:31pm

The radio is reporting that someone tried to make a U - Turn on the bridge.
For those of you who ever never been on the Golden Gate Bridge it has a single deck, with no divider between traffic going in opposite directions.

Nobody got hurt, which is amazing, but someone need to be given the "Im an Idiot" medal.
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Post by El Moose Monstero » 2004-01-28 10:32pm

And, if I recall, big fuck off signs saying 'No U Turns'... :roll:
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Post by Frank Hipper » 2004-01-28 10:48pm

Stupidity like this forces God to order Jesus to masturbate.
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Post by Rogue 9 » 2004-01-28 10:50pm

Frank Hipper wrote:Stupidity like this forces God to order Jesus to masturbate.
That is a gigantic non sequiter. It doesn't follow at all.

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Post by Wicked Pilot » 2004-01-28 10:51pm

Rogue 9 wrote:
Frank Hipper wrote:Stupidity like this forces God to order Jesus to masturbate.
That is a gigantic non sequiter. It doesn't follow at all.
I could repost the picture if you'd like.
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Post by Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi » 2004-01-28 11:11pm

Frank Hipper wrote:Stupidity like this forces God to order Jesus to masturbate.
And I'm pretty sure with all of the idiocy in the world nowadays, Jesus can't put on a pair of pants without going through intense genital pain.
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Post by Frank Hipper » 2004-01-28 11:25pm

Wicked Pilot wrote:
Rogue 9 wrote:
Frank Hipper wrote:Stupidity like this forces God to order Jesus to masturbate.
That is a gigantic non sequiter. It doesn't follow at all.
I could repost the picture if you'd like.
Please?
I giggle every time I think about that thing. :D
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Post by Wicked Pilot » 2004-01-29 10:24am

Frank Hipper wrote:Please?
I giggle every time I think about that thing. :D
I don't know. It would be pretty offensive to the Christians on this board. Not that I haven't been offensive before, but I don't see a need for it in this thread.
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Post by Col. Crackpot » 2004-01-29 10:48am

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Post by Nathan F » 2004-01-29 10:54am

Whoa now, that's just bizarre...

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Post by SyntaxVorlon » 2004-01-29 12:51pm

Wicked Pilot wrote:
Frank Hipper wrote:Please?
I giggle every time I think about that thing. :D
I don't know. It would be pretty offensive to the Christians on this board. Not that I haven't been offensive before, but I don't see a need for it in this thread.
Post it or be immolated, or defenstrated, or something just as unpleasant and polysyllabic.
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Post by General Zod » 2004-01-29 12:54pm

was this guy a tourist?
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Post by Admiral Valdemar » 2004-01-29 12:55pm

Frank Hipper wrote:Stupidity like this forces God to order Jesus to masturbate.
For some reason I cracked up over this. It's quite a random image.

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