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Traffic accident on Golden Gate Bridge! Idiot responsible.
Posted: 2004-01-28 10:31pm
by TrailerParkJawa
The radio is reporting that someone tried to make a U - Turn on the bridge.
For those of you who ever never been on the Golden Gate Bridge it has a single deck, with no divider between traffic going in opposite directions.
Nobody got hurt, which is amazing, but someone need to be given the "Im an Idiot" medal.
Posted: 2004-01-28 10:32pm
by El Moose Monstero
And, if I recall, big fuck off signs saying 'No U Turns'...
Posted: 2004-01-28 10:48pm
by Frank Hipper
Stupidity like this forces God to order Jesus to masturbate.
Posted: 2004-01-28 10:50pm
by Rogue 9
Frank Hipper wrote:Stupidity like this forces God to order Jesus to masturbate.
That is a gigantic non sequiter. It doesn't follow at all.
Posted: 2004-01-28 10:51pm
by Wicked Pilot
Rogue 9 wrote:Frank Hipper wrote:Stupidity like this forces God to order Jesus to masturbate.
That is a gigantic non sequiter. It doesn't follow at all.
I could repost the picture if you'd like.
Posted: 2004-01-28 11:11pm
by Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi
Frank Hipper wrote:Stupidity like this forces God to order Jesus to masturbate.
And I'm pretty sure with all of the idiocy in the world nowadays, Jesus can't put on a pair of pants without going through intense genital pain.
Posted: 2004-01-28 11:25pm
by Frank Hipper
Wicked Pilot wrote:Rogue 9 wrote:Frank Hipper wrote:Stupidity like this forces God to order Jesus to masturbate.
That is a gigantic non sequiter. It doesn't follow at all.
I could repost the picture if you'd like.
Please?
I giggle every time I think about that thing.
Posted: 2004-01-29 10:24am
by Wicked Pilot
Frank Hipper wrote:Please?
I giggle every time I think about that thing.
I don't know. It would be pretty offensive to the Christians on this board. Not that I haven't been offensive before, but I don't see a need for it in this thread.
Posted: 2004-01-29 10:48am
by Col. Crackpot
Coming soon to toy stores everywhere : Jerk-Off Jesus with Kung-Fu Grip!
Posted: 2004-01-29 10:54am
by Nathan F
Whoa now, that's just bizarre...
Posted: 2004-01-29 12:51pm
by SyntaxVorlon
Wicked Pilot wrote:Frank Hipper wrote:Please?
I giggle every time I think about that thing.
I don't know. It would be pretty offensive to the Christians on this board. Not that I haven't been offensive before, but I don't see a need for it in this thread.
Post it or be immolated, or defenstrated, or something just as unpleasant and polysyllabic.
Posted: 2004-01-29 12:54pm
by General Zod
was this guy a tourist?
Posted: 2004-01-29 12:55pm
by Admiral Valdemar
Frank Hipper wrote:Stupidity like this forces God to order Jesus to masturbate.
For some reason I cracked up over this. It's quite a random image.