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Guy sets himself up to fail, then fails.

Post by Elfdart » 2019-01-14 12:49pm

I haven't laughed this hard in a while. Apparently, our hero is trying to psych himself up for a real test of "manhood" by declaring he will no longer look at women's boobs, and will use some kind of eye-scan program on his computer to prove it. Unfortunately for him, he paused his video at arguably the worst possible moment:

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For the results:

http://twitter.com/serenjty/status/1083900464784134144

I feel your pain, man. :lol:
The story is completely and unashamedly silly, the plot non-existent, the acting atrocious, in fact, the whole movie just a gratuitous excuse to show off Eva Green in a thinly-veiled soft porn film.

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Post by muse » 2019-01-14 02:26pm

Remember...

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Post by J » 2019-01-14 04:39pm

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Post by Elfdart » 2019-01-14 07:09pm

muse wrote:
2019-01-14 02:26pm
Remember...

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So by implication, men who are all about the ass are perfectly normal, right?

Oh, and down with fake boobs. They feel like those red balls we played dodgeball with in elementary school. Get hit in the face with one and you have to sit down because you're out.
The story is completely and unashamedly silly, the plot non-existent, the acting atrocious, in fact, the whole movie just a gratuitous excuse to show off Eva Green in a thinly-veiled soft porn film.

Highly recommended.


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Post by Raw Shark » 2019-01-15 03:05am

The fake ones make me sad. Big real ones make me happy. I feel how I feel.

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Post by Khaat » 2019-01-15 10:31am

J wrote:
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SWEET SASSY MOLLASSY! OUTSOURCE THAT JOB!
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Post by Raw Shark » 2019-01-15 03:27pm

I feel like I just saw education and porn at the same time.

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Post by muse » 2019-01-15 03:29pm

Elfdart wrote:
2019-01-14 07:09pm
So by implication, men who are all about the ass are perfectly normal, right?
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Post by U.P. Cinnabar » 2019-01-15 03:54pm

Raw Shark wrote:
2019-01-15 03:27pm
I feel like I just saw education and porn at the same time.
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Post by Elheru Aran » 2019-01-15 04:10pm

muse wrote:
2019-01-14 02:26pm
Remember...

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Lick the right chick's nipples and I think you'll find that for some women at least, they are very much sexual organs indeed...
It's a strange world. Let's keep it that way.

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Post by Enigma » 2019-01-15 04:36pm

Elheru Aran wrote:
2019-01-15 04:10pm

Lick the right chick's nipples and I think you'll find that for some women at least, they are very much sexual organs indeed...
Lick the wrong ones and it is sexual assault..... :)
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Post by Raw Shark » 2019-01-15 04:40pm

Elheru Aran wrote:
2019-01-15 04:10pm
Lick the right chick's nipples and I think you'll find that for some women at least, they are very much sexual organs indeed...
This is very true. I dated a girl when I was 16 for a bit who could have orgasms just from that. This is probably a large part of why I never got her pants off, but she was polite enough to thank me.

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Post by U.P. Cinnabar » 2019-01-16 01:14am

Elheru Aran wrote:
2019-01-15 04:10pm
Lick and suck the right chick's nipples and I think you'll find that for some women at least, they are very much sexual organs indeed...
Indeed.
"Beware the Beast, Man, for he is the Devil's pawn. Alone amongst God's primates, he kills for sport, for lust, for greed. Yea, he will murder his brother to possess his brother's land. Let him not breed in great numbers, for he will make a desert of his home and yours. Shun him, drive him back into his jungle lair, for he is the harbinger of Death.."
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Post by InsaneTD » 2019-01-16 02:51am

Don't necessarily need to lick and suck. Depends on the person. And how into it they are.

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Post by Elheru Aran » 2019-01-16 12:53pm

InsaneTD wrote:
2019-01-16 02:51am
Don't necessarily need to lick and suck. Depends on the person. And how into it they are.
^very true. Which brings me to a thought:

Spouse insists that men shouldn't be nearly as sensitive as women are in that area. She has an unfortunate habit of nipple-twisting when angry (I have no idea where/how she picked that up), which I've been trying to break her of for years... anyway, is she right? Certainly my nipples disagree with her, though they're not particularly erogenous for me...
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Post by Raw Shark » 2019-01-16 01:31pm

I don't particularly see it as a gender thing, but then, I don't get anywhere in a reasonable timeframe without it, so I guess I'm biased. Last New Girl loved the nipple action, hardcore. I was afraid that I'd hurt her. Great rack on her, too. Huge, bright pink n- I'll be in my bunk...

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Post by Elfdart » 2019-01-16 05:46pm

You guys should consider yourselves lucky. I am cursed with very large and VERY COLD hands, so any time I felt up one of these gals with the sensitive nipples (or the others, come to think of it), the reaction I got wasn't "Ooooh!" or even "Hey watch it, you horny bastard!". No, I usually got an audible gasp, followed by questions about why my hands felt like I'd just reached into an ice chest. I started buying hand warmers at the sporting goods store and the clerk would ask if I was going camping or hunting and he was puzzled when I said I needed them for a date.
The story is completely and unashamedly silly, the plot non-existent, the acting atrocious, in fact, the whole movie just a gratuitous excuse to show off Eva Green in a thinly-veiled soft porn film.

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Post by U.P. Cinnabar » 2019-01-16 06:56pm

Elheru Aran wrote:
2019-01-16 12:53pm
InsaneTD wrote:
2019-01-16 02:51am
Don't necessarily need to lick and suck. Depends on the person. And how into it they are.
^very true. Which brings me to a thought:

Spouse insists that men shouldn't be nearly as sensitive as women are in that area. She has an unfortunate habit of nipple-twisting when angry (I have no idea where/how she picked that up), which I've been trying to break her of for years... anyway, is she right? Certainly my nipples disagree with her, though they're not particularly erogenous for me...
Not really. Going by a limited sample size for males(i.e. only me), I'd guess men and women are equally sensitive in the nipple area.
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Post by U.P. Cinnabar » 2019-01-16 06:58pm

InsaneTD wrote:
2019-01-16 02:51am
Don't necessarily need to lick and suck. Depends on the person. And how into it they are.
I was drawing strictly on my own experiences.
"Beware the Beast, Man, for he is the Devil's pawn. Alone amongst God's primates, he kills for sport, for lust, for greed. Yea, he will murder his brother to possess his brother's land. Let him not breed in great numbers, for he will make a desert of his home and yours. Shun him, drive him back into his jungle lair, for he is the harbinger of Death.."
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Post by Raw Shark » 2019-01-16 08:51pm

Elfdart wrote:
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You guys should consider yourselves lucky. I am cursed with very large and VERY COLD hands, so any time I felt up one of these gals with the sensitive nipples (or the others, come to think of it), the reaction I got wasn't "Ooooh!"
A minute of hot water can do a lot.

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Post by Titan Uranus » 2019-01-16 10:48pm

Elfdart wrote:
2019-01-16 05:46pm
You guys should consider yourselves lucky. I am cursed with very large and VERY COLD hands, so any time I felt up one of these gals with the sensitive nipples (or the others, come to think of it), the reaction I got wasn't "Ooooh!" or even "Hey watch it, you horny bastard!". No, I usually got an audible gasp, followed by questions about why my hands felt like I'd just reached into an ice chest. I started buying hand warmers at the sporting goods store and the clerk would ask if I was going camping or hunting and he was puzzled when I said I needed them for a date.
My current girl loves ice/sufficiently cold hands, though she didn't think she would until I tried it on her. So at least some girls are into that sort of thing.


In my experience women are vastly more sensitive than guys, but I really only have myself for a male reference.
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Raw Shark wrote:
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I feel like I just saw education and porn at the same time.
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Post by Rogue 9 » 2019-01-18 12:42am

That guy's a fucking idiot. YES, boobplate will funnel the force of a blow to the center chest above the sternum. That it's "hardened steel" doesn't change that, and doesn't make it not bad; sure, a sword isn't going to punch right through, but a mass weapon will turn that into a big chisel aimed right at the sternum in an awful hurry. Also, the waist isn't a comparable structure, because it isn't channeling blows straight to the center and is still curved along the body. Further, you NEED the waist joint to be able to fucking move.

Bonus round: The ridiculous codpieces he highlights later on are not mounted on cavalry armor, so riding a horse doesn't factor into it. :razz: Also I'm pretty sure most of those are parade armor, but he flashes through the pictures quickly enough and they're zoomed in enough that it's hard to pick out the rest of the suit.
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Post by Jub » 2019-01-18 11:08pm

Shad tends to get dummied by pretty much every channel with real knowledge of arms and armor. I can't wait for him to backpedal after somebody who knows what they're talking about makes a video response.

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Post by muse » 2019-01-19 01:33am

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I like Celine Dion myself. Her ballads alone....they make me go all teary-eyed and shit.
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