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Postby Cosmic Average » 2003-03-21 09:12pm

theski wrote:Let me get this straight, this is a quote from another board and he is treating like its the fucking Magna Carta :roll:


Eh?

I just thought it was funny that a delusional Chinese girl thought that America was going to conquer the world.. And maybe, just maybe, the plan she laid was a realistic route that we could take. :P

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Postby phongn » 2003-03-21 09:15pm

Sea Skimmer wrote:I'm taking the PRC and all lands it claims, that includes Burma, Thailand, Indochina, the Koreas, Taiwan, Malaysia and parts of Russia, India, Nepal and several former Soviet states along with a few other things.


Leaving Vietnam for me?
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Postby Sea Skimmer » 2003-03-21 09:21pm

phongn wrote:
Sea Skimmer wrote:I'm taking the PRC and all lands it claims, that includes Burma, Thailand, Indochina, the Koreas, Taiwan, Malaysia and parts of Russia, India, Nepal and several former Soviet states along with a few other things.


Leaving Vietnam for me?


Indochina=Vietnam, Laos and Cambodia, thus saving time typing. You can have it as an "independent" republic however, assuming you renounce all claims of islands in the South China sea and allow the basing of the mighty PLAN at Cam Ranh bay.
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Postby fgalkin » 2003-03-21 09:22pm

I claim Russia.

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Postby Frank Hipper » 2003-03-21 09:39pm

Once again, I do have a Five Year Plan for Mexico. :wink:
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Postby Montcalm » 2003-03-21 09:41pm

fgalkin wrote:I claim Russia.

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You`ll have to speak with Phongn he`s claiming part of Russia too.
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Postby Soontir C'boath » 2003-03-21 09:46pm

Sea Skimmer wrote:I'm taking the PRC and all lands it claims, that includes Burma, Thailand, Indochina, the Koreas, Taiwan, Malaysia and parts of Russia, India, Nepal and several former Soviet states along with a few other things.


I'll take South America BUT i'll give it all just for Taiwan :D

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Postby DarthBlight » 2003-03-21 09:51pm

I claim India and Pakistan. I will MAKE those two live together and end the whole Kashmir debate. My only request is that Sea Skimmer allow the most holy and benevolent Dalai Lama to return to Tibet and give it autonomy.
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Postby Nathan F » 2003-03-21 09:52pm

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Postby fgalkin » 2003-03-21 09:52pm

Montcalm wrote:
fgalkin wrote:I claim Russia.

Have a very nice day.
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You`ll have to speak with Phongn he`s claiming part of Russia too.

Death to the foreign invaders! Russia belongs to Russians!

Have a very nice day.
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Postby paladin » 2003-03-21 10:10pm

The REAL reason for the war with Iraq is...











to improve the geography skills of US students!

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

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Postby Ghost Rider » 2003-03-21 10:13pm

Nah...most will forget in a day :P

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Postby Soontir C'boath » 2003-03-21 10:14pm

paladin wrote:The REAL reason for the war with Iraq is...
to improve the geography skills of US students!

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:



I say FUCK geography. I don't give a shit where you live or anyone else :D

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Postby phongn » 2003-03-21 10:27pm

Sea Skimmer wrote:
phongn wrote:
Sea Skimmer wrote:I'm taking the PRC and all lands it claims, that includes Burma, Thailand, Indochina, the Koreas, Taiwan, Malaysia and parts of Russia, India, Nepal and several former Soviet states along with a few other things.


Leaving Vietnam for me?


Indochina=Vietnam, Laos and Cambodia, thus saving time typing. You can have it as an "independent" republic however, assuming you renounce all claims of islands in the South China sea and allow the basing of the mighty PLAN at Cam Ranh bay.


Bah, I didn't see "Indochina." And screw your claim on the Spratleys and Cam Ranh Bay. [has the USN base there instead]
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Postby Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi » 2003-03-21 10:32pm

paladin wrote:The REAL reason for the war with Iraq is...











to improve the geography skills of US students!

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:


Yes, geography will be much easier for our dumb high-school students when all of the world is a big blotch with "America" on it.

As for the origoinal report, it's quite a slippery slope. If we wanted oil, we could just drill in Alaska.
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Postby Montcalm » 2003-03-21 10:33pm

fgalkin wrote:
Montcalm wrote:
fgalkin wrote:I claim Russia.

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin
You`ll have to speak with Phongn he`s claiming part of Russia too.

Death to the foreign invaders! Russia belongs to Russians!

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin
I made a mistake its Sea Skimmer who`s claiming Russia :(
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Postby Einhander Sn0m4n » 2003-03-21 10:37pm

I got dibs on Amsterdam, Bangkok, Japan, and huge parts of Iraq, Australia, and South America :)
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Postby Sea Skimmer » 2003-03-21 10:45pm

fgalkin wrote:
Montcalm wrote:
fgalkin wrote:I claim Russia.

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin
You`ll have to speak with Phongn he`s claiming part of Russia too.

Death to the foreign invaders! Russia belongs to Russians!

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin


That land was stolen from the Peoples Republic. We have seized only what was and is ours.

*Readies 200 million infantry and a quarter million Strykers for war*
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Postby Sea Skimmer » 2003-03-21 10:45pm

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:I got dibs on Amsterdam, Bangkok, Japan, and huge parts of Iraq, Australia, and South America :)



Bangkok is within the new enhanced Peoples Republic.
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Postby Sea Skimmer » 2003-03-21 10:48pm

DarthBlight wrote:I claim India and Pakistan. I will MAKE those two live together and end the whole Kashmir debate. My only request is that Sea Skimmer allow the most holy and benevolent Dalai Lama to return to Tibet and give it autonomy.


Umm, no. You also may noticeed that several areas of those two nations now belong to the Peoples Republic.

Soontir, why exactly would I give up my most valuable province with a significant fraction of the worlds computer chip manufacturing capacity? Cocaine is big business, but not that big.
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Postby Pu-239 » 2003-03-21 10:51pm

Blah. Screw Earth

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Oh and I also claim Mimas the Death Star Moon. :P

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Postby HemlockGrey » 2003-03-21 11:17pm

I lay claim to Africa; immediate purges of anyone with AIDs. It'll devestate my population, but then I'll have a free hand, and no one will see the threat coming...

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Postby kojikun » 2003-03-21 11:17pm

I claim the gas giants and asteroid belts. PREPARE TO BE KILLED BY THE BIGASS ROCKS FROM THE SKY!!!

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Postby Enforcer Talen » 2003-03-21 11:39pm

I get hawaii.

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Postby Darth Fanboy » 2003-03-21 11:44pm

If the world falls to conquest that means the end of the UN and hencforth all of tis resolutions

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