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 Post subject: SD.net Pony

Posted: 2012-01-20 07:55am 

An attempt at making a MLP:FIM pony in Photoshop. She needs a name.



Zor

 Post subject: Re: SD.net Pony

Posted: 2012-01-20 09:15pm 

an Imperial My Little Pony is a crime against Jesus and Palpatine that no amount of early 80's Carrie Fisher tits could atone for.

 Post subject: Re: SD.net Pony

Posted: 2012-01-20 09:51pm 

an SD.net pony would need to be like the armored ones from the Fallout/MLP crossover fanfic. stormtrooperesque armor and multiple weapon emplacements.

 Post subject: Re: SD.net Pony

Posted: 2012-01-21 04:26am 

We should not be represented by a pony.

We should be represented by a picture of Darth Wong's face photoshopped onto a Terminator riding a cyborg tyrannosaurus rex driving a tank while shooting lasers at mutants. With *maybe* a pony in the sky.

 Post subject: Re: SD.net Pony

Posted: 2012-01-22 03:08pm 

Time to start banning Bronies en masse. We should ban 100 at random just to be safe.

 Post subject: Re: SD.net Pony

Posted: 2012-01-22 03:36pm 

I nominate the official Pony name should be Flagg.

 Post subject: Re: SD.net Pony

Posted: 2012-01-22 05:54pm 

I nominate Highlander as the worst movie ever made.

 Post subject: Re: SD.net Pony

Posted: 2012-01-22 06:34pm 

I nominate we pulp Zor's pony and use the pulp to power a combat exoskeleton made for Connor.

 Post subject: Re: SD.net Pony

Posted: 2012-01-22 07:16pm 

It need to be, I don't know, like 200% fatter.

As for her name, call her "Jigga Tohn".

 Post subject: Re: SD.net Pony

Posted: 2012-01-22 09:16pm 

I concur on the basis of highlander 2 through 5. You still get named after the pony.



I hate power armour. Especially horse-powered.

 Post subject: Re: SD.net Pony

Posted: 2012-01-22 09:59pm 

> has produced at the very least 100k+ words worth of detailed analysis on 40K
> hates power armour

beep-beep-boop, does not compute.

EXPLAIN ! EXPLAIN !

 Post subject: Re: SD.net Pony

Posted: 2012-01-22 11:44pm 

That doesn't compute either.

Why do you hate power armor powered by mulched pony? Why?!

 Post subject: Re: SD.net Pony

Posted: 2012-01-23 12:56am 

And now with armor!



Zor

 Post subject: Re: SD.net Pony

Posted: 2012-01-23 03:04pm 

Because power armour is noisy, bulky, lights you up like a firework on sensors, and is just begging for someone to peg you with an anti-tank missiel. That and it provides no protection from wooden spears (and no I'm not kidding about that. A Word Bearer got killed by a guy with a wooden spear stabbed straight into the neck.)

Clearly the Ewoks would mop the floor with Space Marines. Which is probably the other reason I dislike power armour - I'm largely disinterested in Space Marines unless they're done by certain authors. Next you'll tell me I'm crazy for thinking bolters and chainsaw swords are silly too.

 Post subject: Re: SD.net Pony

Posted: 2012-01-23 04:08pm 

That's what I thought.

 Post subject: Re: SD.net Pony

Posted: 2012-01-24 04:18am 

Which part? That you can kill Space Marines with spears and therefore they're Ewok fodder, or that I wasn't fond of Space Marines in General, or that power armour is an anti-tank rocket magnet?

 Post subject: Re: SD.net Pony

Posted: 2012-01-24 05:32am 

Incorrect. Highlander 2 is the worst movie ever made.

 Post subject: Re: SD.net Pony

Posted: 2012-01-24 10:24am 

Incorrect Highlander: The Source is the worst movie every made. At least in Highlander 2 you can get some laughs, The Source is just... well it's a Sci-Fi original movie number 1 and second Night Train to Mundo Fine had better effects and music.

 Post subject: Re: SD.net Pony

Posted: 2012-01-25 07:40pm 

Pulp... I like that. How about we call her Pulpy? Sounds sort of like Palpy (short for Palpatine) but more cute.

 Post subject: Re: SD.net Pony

Posted: 2012-01-25 07:52pm 

That's not cute. That's sounds stupid. And as I said, we shouldn't be represented by a pony.

Now that I think of it, go with the idea I stated earlier in the thread, except with a cyborg jetpack draft horse shooting JDAMs at Bart Blades and Purple. And throwing up napalm.

 Post subject: Re: SD.net Pony

Posted: 2012-01-25 10:52pm 

Taking the brony hate out of it (and there is plenty), Zor is far from the best artist on this forum. It's the visual equivalent of my fanfiction, which is utter shite. IF this abomination has to be done then let someone with a modicum of talent draw it so it at least doesn't look like ass. Preferaby holding a lighsaber or with turbolasers strapped to the sides.

Maybe take a MLP and put Dino-Riders style armament on it, then a saddle and have some hot chick with fire shooting out of a flamethrower battle bra carrying a sword that would make cloud strife blush.

Metal.

 Post subject: Re: SD.net Pony

Posted: 2012-01-26 02:54pm 

The Dinosaurs have ot transform into at least two other vehicles. And shoot lasers.

 Post subject: Re: SD.net Pony

Posted: 2012-01-26 03:05pm 

I agree. The defining cultural feature of SDN, as extracted by term frequency / inverse document frequency bulk text analysis, is FATTYNERDS. As such SDN should be represented by an morbidly obese donkey cosplaying as a stormtrooper and complaining loudly about the evils of the Canterlot elite.

 Post subject: Re: SD.net Pony

Posted: 2012-01-28 06:03pm 

Take the original picture, But the pony in a Stormtrooper helmet instead of armor.

That would be a little better.

Or that, or make it look like it's wearing a Star Destroyer custom.

 Post subject: Re: SD.net Pony

Posted: 2012-01-28 11:11pm 

Dino Riders did not need to transform, they had kick ass battle armor and moved themselves.