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Zor
 Post subject: SD.net Pony
PostPosted: 2012-01-20 07:55am 

Sith Acolyte


Joined: 2004-06-08 03:37am
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An attempt at making a MLP:FIM pony in Photoshop. She needs a name.

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Zor

Last edited by Zor on 2012-01-22 12:21am, edited 1 time in total.
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Col. Crackpot
 Post subject: Re: SD.net Pony
PostPosted: 2012-01-20 09:15pm 

That Obnoxious Guy


Joined: 2002-10-28 06:04pm
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an Imperial My Little Pony is a crime against Jesus and Palpatine that no amount of early 80's Carrie Fisher tits could atone for.
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Marko Dash
 Post subject: Re: SD.net Pony
PostPosted: 2012-01-20 09:51pm 

Jedi Knight


Joined: 2006-01-29 04:42am
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Location: south carolina, USA
an SD.net pony would need to be like the armored ones from the Fallout/MLP crossover fanfic. stormtrooperesque armor and multiple weapon emplacements.
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KhorneFlakes
 Post subject: Re: SD.net Pony
PostPosted: 2012-01-21 04:26am 

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Joined: 2011-04-23 12:27pm
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Location: Australia, QLD
We should not be represented by a pony.

We should be represented by a picture of Darth Wong's face photoshopped onto a Terminator riding a cyborg tyrannosaurus rex driving a tank while shooting lasers at mutants. With *maybe* a pony in the sky.
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Flagg
 Post subject: Re: SD.net Pony
PostPosted: 2012-01-22 03:08pm 

CUNTS FOR EYES!


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Time to start banning Bronies en masse. We should ban 100 at random just to be safe.
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Connor MacLeod
 Post subject: Re: SD.net Pony
PostPosted: 2012-01-22 03:36pm 

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I nominate the official Pony name should be Flagg.
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Flagg
 Post subject: Re: SD.net Pony
PostPosted: 2012-01-22 05:54pm 

CUNTS FOR EYES!


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I nominate Highlander as the worst movie ever made.
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KhorneFlakes
 Post subject: Re: SD.net Pony
PostPosted: 2012-01-22 06:34pm 

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I nominate we pulp Zor's pony and use the pulp to power a combat exoskeleton made for Connor.
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Rabid
 Post subject: Re: SD.net Pony
PostPosted: 2012-01-22 07:16pm 

Jedi Knight


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It need to be, I don't know, like 200% fatter.

As for her name, call her "Jigga Tohn".
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Connor MacLeod
 Post subject: Re: SD.net Pony
PostPosted: 2012-01-22 09:16pm 

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Flagg wrote:
I nominate Highlander as the worst movie ever made.


I concur on the basis of highlander 2 through 5. You still get named after the pony.

KhorneFlakes wrote:
I nominate we pulp Zor's pony and use the pulp to power a combat exoskeleton made for Connor.


I hate power armour. Especially horse-powered.
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Rabid
 Post subject: Re: SD.net Pony
PostPosted: 2012-01-22 09:59pm 

Jedi Knight


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> has produced at the very least 100k+ words worth of detailed analysis on 40K
> hates power armour

beep-beep-boop, does not compute.

EXPLAIN ! EXPLAIN !
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KhorneFlakes
 Post subject: Re: SD.net Pony
PostPosted: 2012-01-22 11:44pm 

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That doesn't compute either.

Why do you hate power armor powered by mulched pony? Why?!
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Zor
 Post subject: Re: SD.net Pony
PostPosted: 2012-01-23 12:56am 

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And now with armor!

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Zor
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Connor MacLeod
 Post subject: Re: SD.net Pony
PostPosted: 2012-01-23 03:04pm 

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KhorneFlakes wrote:
That doesn't compute either.

Why do you hate power armor powered by mulched pony? Why?!


Rabid wrote:
> has produced at the very least 100k+ words worth of detailed analysis on 40K
> hates power armour

beep-beep-boop, does not compute.

EXPLAIN ! EXPLAIN !



Because power armour is noisy, bulky, lights you up like a firework on sensors, and is just begging for someone to peg you with an anti-tank missiel. That and it provides no protection from wooden spears (and no I'm not kidding about that. A Word Bearer got killed by a guy with a wooden spear stabbed straight into the neck.)

Clearly the Ewoks would mop the floor with Space Marines. Which is probably the other reason I dislike power armour - I'm largely disinterested in Space Marines unless they're done by certain authors. Next you'll tell me I'm crazy for thinking bolters and chainsaw swords are silly too.
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Rabid
 Post subject: Re: SD.net Pony
PostPosted: 2012-01-23 04:08pm 

Jedi Knight


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That's what I thought.:P
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Connor MacLeod
 Post subject: Re: SD.net Pony
PostPosted: 2012-01-24 04:18am 

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Which part? That you can kill Space Marines with spears and therefore they're Ewok fodder, or that I wasn't fond of Space Marines in General, or that power armour is an anti-tank rocket magnet? :mrgreen:
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Darth Fanboy
 Post subject: Re: SD.net Pony
PostPosted: 2012-01-24 05:32am 

DUH! WINNING!


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Flagg wrote:
I nominate Highlander as the worst movie ever made.


Incorrect. Highlander 2 is the worst movie ever made.
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Mr Bean
 Post subject: Re: SD.net Pony
PostPosted: 2012-01-24 10:24am 

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Darth Fanboy wrote:

Incorrect. Highlander 2 is the worst movie ever made.

Incorrect Highlander: The Source is the worst movie every made. At least in Highlander 2 you can get some laughs, The Source is just... well it's a Sci-Fi original movie number 1 and second Night Train to Mundo Fine had better effects and music.
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Purple
 Post subject: Re: SD.net Pony
PostPosted: 2012-01-25 07:40pm 

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KhorneFlakes wrote:
I nominate we pulp Zor's pony and use the pulp to power a combat exoskeleton made for Connor.

Pulp... I like that. How about we call her Pulpy? Sounds sort of like Palpy (short for Palpatine) but more cute.
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KhorneFlakes
 Post subject: Re: SD.net Pony
PostPosted: 2012-01-25 07:52pm 

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That's not cute. That's sounds stupid. And as I said, we shouldn't be represented by a pony.

Now that I think of it, go with the idea I stated earlier in the thread, except with a cyborg jetpack draft horse shooting JDAMs at Bart Blades and Purple. And throwing up napalm.
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Darth Fanboy
 Post subject: Re: SD.net Pony
PostPosted: 2012-01-25 10:52pm 

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Taking the brony hate out of it (and there is plenty), Zor is far from the best artist on this forum. It's the visual equivalent of my fanfiction, which is utter shite. IF this abomination has to be done then let someone with a modicum of talent draw it so it at least doesn't look like ass. Preferaby holding a lighsaber or with turbolasers strapped to the sides.

Maybe take a MLP and put Dino-Riders style armament on it, then a saddle and have some hot chick with fire shooting out of a flamethrower battle bra carrying a sword that would make cloud strife blush.

Metal.
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Connor MacLeod
 Post subject: Re: SD.net Pony
PostPosted: 2012-01-26 02:54pm 

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The Dinosaurs have ot transform into at least two other vehicles. And shoot lasers.
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Starglider
 Post subject: Re: SD.net Pony
PostPosted: 2012-01-26 03:05pm 

Miles Dyson


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KhorneFlakes wrote:
That's not cute. That's sounds stupid. And as I said, we shouldn't be represented by a pony.


I agree. The defining cultural feature of SDN, as extracted by term frequency / inverse document frequency bulk text analysis, is FATTYNERDS. As such SDN should be represented by an morbidly obese donkey cosplaying as a stormtrooper and complaining loudly about the evils of the Canterlot elite.
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Solauren
 Post subject: Re: SD.net Pony
PostPosted: 2012-01-28 06:03pm 

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Joined: 2003-05-11 09:41pm
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Take the original picture, But the pony in a Stormtrooper helmet instead of armor.

That would be a little better.

Or that, or make it look like it's wearing a Star Destroyer custom.
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Darth Fanboy
 Post subject: Re: SD.net Pony
PostPosted: 2012-01-28 11:11pm 

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Connor MacLeod wrote:
The Dinosaurs have ot transform into at least two other vehicles. And shoot lasers.


Dino Riders did not need to transform, they had kick ass battle armor and moved themselves.
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