Ugolino wrote:Sauron would have a better campaign.
At least you know where he actually stands on important issues.
Pros - Smart guy who knows his way around a crowd.
Cons - Not a politician, yet somehow better at the job than lifelong Republicans.
Pros - Equal opportunity employer, employed all manner of Orcs, men, demons in his Armies etc.
Cons - Policies are too simple. ONE BILL TO TAX THEM ALL.
David Koresh's Corpse
Pros - Appeals to America's religious heart.
Cons - Is fucking dead. A fitting analogy for the place of religion in politics.
Pros - Despite annihilating the city of New Orleans, has somehow still managed to do less damage to its own reputation than Rick Perry has to his.
Cons - 140mph winds make office management and paperwork very disorganized.
Pros - Figment of his own imagination.
Cons - Figment of your imagination.
Anyway, my favorite part of the night was Ricky talking about sending the troops back to Iraq. While we're at it, why don't we send them back to Grenada, Vietnam, Somalia, the Falkslands even though we've never been to the Falklands, etc.
Best care anywhere.