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Quote of the Week: "A great civilization is not conquered from without until it has destroyed itself from within." - Will Durant, American historian (1885-1981)

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Instant Sunrise
PostPosted: 2010-08-04 10:00pm 

Jedi Knight


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Commander Riker, have you ever peeped at Troi's tits?

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What do you think?

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Commander Riker, What are your thoughts on this holodeck recording?

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WHERE DID YOU GET THAT?

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Commander Riker, Why did you grow a beard?

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Let me tell you something. You ever try to stare someone down with a babyface? Here's a hint, you can't.
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Uraniun235
PostPosted: 2010-08-05 01:34am 

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Commander Riker, is it true your career pitstop at the Enterprise was largely the result of discovering the arboretum's "special buds" section?
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Bottlestein
PostPosted: 2010-08-05 01:50am 

Racist Pig Fucker


Joined: 2010-05-26 05:36pm
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Location: CA / IA USA
Number One's name is Riker??!! And he's from Alaska???

I have to start watching TNG...
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Instant Sunrise
PostPosted: 2010-08-05 02:10am 

Jedi Knight


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Uraniun235 wrote:
Commander Riker, is it true your career pitstop at the Enterprise was largely the result of discovering the arboretum's "special buds" section?


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God damn man, when you get a ship that great, time gets all... weird. You know what I'm saying? I can't even remember how much time I spent on the Enterprise.

What was the question again?
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PeZook
PostPosted: 2010-08-05 07:52am 

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Commander Riker, do you think Mexicans are taking all our jobs?
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lordofchange13
PostPosted: 2010-08-05 08:05am 

Jedi Knight


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Location: Kandrakar, the center of the universe and the heart of infinity
Commander riker why do you have a 15 year old for a pilot?
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Ilya Muromets
PostPosted: 2010-08-05 08:59am 

Jedi Knight


Joined: 2009-03-18 01:07pm
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Location: The Philippines
Commander Riker, why can't Jonathan Frakes get a decent movie role outside of Star Trek?
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Instant Sunrise
PostPosted: 2010-08-05 11:55am 

Jedi Knight


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PeZook wrote:
Commander Riker, do you think Mexicans are taking all our jobs?


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It's simple really, do YOU want to pick strawberries for $15 an hour?

lordofchange13 wrote:
Commander riker why do you have a 15 year old for a pilot?


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Forums poster "lordofchange13," why do YOU ask such terrible questions.

Ilya Muromets wrote:
Commander Riker, why can't Jonathan Frakes get a decent movie role outside of Star Trek?


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Good question. That's a...

Good question.
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The Spartan
PostPosted: 2010-08-05 12:16pm 

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Commander Riker, should I grow a beard?
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Instant Sunrise
PostPosted: 2010-08-05 03:18pm 

Jedi Knight


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The Spartan wrote:
Commander Riker, should I grow a beard?


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The real question is, why don't you have a beard?
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OmegaChief
PostPosted: 2010-08-05 03:22pm 

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Commander Riker, should I shave my beard?
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Thanas
PostPosted: 2010-08-05 03:28pm 

Magister


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Commander Riker, shall I oppress you?
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Instant Sunrise
PostPosted: 2010-08-05 05:25pm 

Jedi Knight


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OmegaChief wrote:
Commander Riker, should I shave my beard?


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Seriously? You seriously want to ask me that question?

Thanas wrote:
Commander Riker, shall I oppress you?


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No.
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Stravo
PostPosted: 2010-08-05 05:32pm 

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Commander Riker, should you fight a land war in Asia?
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El Moose Monstero
PostPosted: 2010-08-05 05:35pm 

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Commander Riker, I lie awake at night dreaming of being as manly as you. Where can I get one of those low cut spangly numbers you had?
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Dave
PostPosted: 2010-08-05 05:36pm 

Jedi Knight


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Commander Riker, do you have anything to say about rumors of a hostile and technologically superior extragalactic civilization?
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Darksider
PostPosted: 2010-08-05 05:44pm 

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Location: America's decaying industrial armpit.
Commander Riker, what are your thoughts on the supposedly-accurate historical drama "unnamed porno fanfic?"
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Thanas
PostPosted: 2010-08-05 05:47pm 

Magister


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Commander Riker, do you deny being a giant wuss who gets beaten by Ferengi man-childs?
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muse
PostPosted: 2010-08-05 05:51pm 

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Commander Riker, what's up with Havok's love of Celine Dion?
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eion
PostPosted: 2010-08-05 06:16pm 

Jedi Master


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Commander Riker, who was the better kisser: Troi or Soren?
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Instant Sunrise
PostPosted: 2010-08-05 07:48pm 

Jedi Knight


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Stravo wrote:
Commander Riker, should you fight a land war in Asia?


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What's that got to do with anything?

El Moose Monstero wrote:
Commander Riker, I lie awake at night dreaming of being as manly as you. Where can I get one of those low cut spangly numbers you had?


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It's standard issue.

Dave wrote:
Commander Riker, do you have anything to say about rumors of a hostile and technologically superior extragalactic civilization?


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Let's see, set all forward phasers to maximum power... Load all torpedo bays... No Comment.

Darksider wrote:
Commander Riker, what are your thoughts on the supposedly-accurate historical drama "unnamed porno fanfic?"


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It's about this big in real life.

Thanas wrote:
Commander Riker, do you deny being a giant wuss who gets beaten by Ferengi man-childs?


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What are you talking about I don't even...

muse wrote:
Commander Riker, what's up with Havok's love of Celine Dion?


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Is he willing to carpool?

eion wrote:
Commander Riker, who was the better kisser: Troi or Soren?


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Both.
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J
PostPosted: 2010-08-05 08:44pm 

Snuggly Swimmer Babe


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Commander Riker, my husband is 30 years old and he can't grow a beard. What's wrong with him?
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Instant Sunrise
PostPosted: 2010-08-05 08:55pm 

Jedi Knight


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J wrote:
Commander Riker, my husband is 30 years old and he can't grow a beard. What's wrong with him?


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What do you mean, can't?
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Simon_Jester
PostPosted: 2010-08-05 11:53pm 

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Commander Riker, would you rather have minions or henchmen?
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RogueIce
PostPosted: 2010-08-05 11:55pm 

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Commander Riker, what are your thoughts on trigger guards?
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