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Post subject: Ask Commander Riker a question.

Posted: 2010-08-04 10:00pm

Jedi Knight

Joined: 2005-05-31 02:10am
Posts: 943
Location: El Pueblo de Nuestra Señora la Reina de los Angeles del Río de Porciúncula

Commander Riker, have you ever peeped at Troi's tits?

What do you think?

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Commander Riker, What are your thoughts on this holodeck recording?

WHERE DID YOU GET THAT?

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Commander Riker, Why did you grow a beard?

Let me tell you something. You ever try to stare someone down with a babyface? Here's a hint, you can't.

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Uraniun235

Post subject: Re: Ask Commander Riker a question.

Posted: 2010-08-05 01:34am

Emperor's Hand

Joined: 2002-09-12 12:47am
Posts: 13772
Location: OREGON

Commander Riker, is it true your career pitstop at the Enterprise was largely the result of discovering the arboretum's "special buds" section?

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Bottlestein

Post subject: Re: Ask Commander Riker a question.

Posted: 2010-08-05 01:50am

Racist Pig Fucker

Joined: 2010-05-26 05:36pm
Posts: 312
Location: CA / IA USA

Number One's name is Riker??!! And he's from Alaska???

I have to start watching TNG...

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Instant Sunrise

Post subject: Re: Ask Commander Riker a question.

Posted: 2010-08-05 02:10am

Jedi Knight

Joined: 2005-05-31 02:10am
Posts: 943
Location: El Pueblo de Nuestra Señora la Reina de los Angeles del Río de Porciúncula

Uraniun235 wrote:

Commander Riker, is it true your career pitstop at the Enterprise was largely the result of discovering the arboretum's "special buds" section?

God damn man, when you get a ship that great, time gets all... weird. You know what I'm saying? I can't even remember how much time I spent on the Enterprise.

What was the question again?

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PeZook

Post subject: Re: Ask Commander Riker a question.

Posted: 2010-08-05 07:52am

Emperor's Hand

Joined: 2002-07-18 06:08pm
Posts: 12998
Location: Poland

Commander Riker, do you think Mexicans are taking all our jobs?

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lordofchange13

Post subject: Re: Ask Commander Riker a question.

Posted: 2010-08-05 08:05am

Jedi Knight

Joined: 2010-08-01 07:54pm
Posts: 838
Location: Kandrakar, the center of the universe and the heart of infinity

Commander riker why do you have a 15 year old for a pilot?

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Ilya Muromets

Post subject: Re: Ask Commander Riker a question.

Posted: 2010-08-05 08:59am

Jedi Knight

Joined: 2009-03-18 01:07pm
Posts: 711
Location: The Philippines

Commander Riker, why can't Jonathan Frakes get a decent movie role outside of Star Trek?

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Instant Sunrise

Post subject: Re: Ask Commander Riker a question.

Posted: 2010-08-05 11:55am

Jedi Knight

Joined: 2005-05-31 02:10am
Posts: 943
Location: El Pueblo de Nuestra Señora la Reina de los Angeles del Río de Porciúncula

PeZook wrote:

Commander Riker, do you think Mexicans are taking all our jobs?

It's simple really, do YOU want to pick strawberries for $15 an hour?

lordofchange13 wrote:

Commander riker why do you have a 15 year old for a pilot?

Forums poster "lordofchange13," why do YOU ask such terrible questions.

Ilya Muromets wrote:

Commander Riker, why can't Jonathan Frakes get a decent movie role outside of Star Trek?

Good question. That's a...

Good question.

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The Spartan

Post subject: Re: Ask Commander Riker a question.

Posted: 2010-08-05 12:16pm

Sith Marauder

Joined: 2005-03-12 06:56pm
Posts: 4406
Location: Houston

Commander Riker, should I grow a beard?

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Instant Sunrise

Post subject: Re: Ask Commander Riker a question.

Posted: 2010-08-05 03:18pm

Jedi Knight

Joined: 2005-05-31 02:10am
Posts: 943
Location: El Pueblo de Nuestra Señora la Reina de los Angeles del Río de Porciúncula

The Spartan wrote:

Commander Riker, should I grow a beard?

The real question is, why don't you have a beard?

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OmegaChief

Post subject: Re: Ask Commander Riker a question.

Posted: 2010-08-05 03:22pm

Jedi Knight

Joined: 2009-07-22 11:37am
Posts: 864
Location: Rainy Suburb, Northern England

Commander Riker, should I shave my beard?

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Thanas

Post subject: Re: Ask Commander Riker a question.

Posted: 2010-08-05 03:28pm

Magister

Joined: 2004-06-26 07:49pm
Posts: 21265

Commander Riker, shall I oppress you?

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Instant Sunrise

Post subject: Re: Ask Commander Riker a question.

Posted: 2010-08-05 05:25pm

Jedi Knight

Joined: 2005-05-31 02:10am
Posts: 943
Location: El Pueblo de Nuestra Señora la Reina de los Angeles del Río de Porciúncula

OmegaChief wrote:

Commander Riker, should I shave my beard?

Seriously? You seriously want to ask me that question?

Thanas wrote:

Commander Riker, shall I oppress you?

No.

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Stravo

Post subject: Re: Ask Commander Riker a question.

Posted: 2010-08-05 05:32pm

Official SD.Net Teller of Tales

Joined: 2002-07-08 12:06pm
Posts: 12806
Location: NYC

Commander Riker, should you fight a land war in Asia?

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El Moose Monstero

Post subject: Re: Ask Commander Riker a question.

Posted: 2010-08-05 05:35pm

Moose Rebellion Ambassador

Joined: 2003-04-30 12:33pm
Posts: 3743
Location: The Cradle of the Rebellion... Oop Nowrrth, Like...

Commander Riker, I lie awake at night dreaming of being as manly as you. Where can I get one of those low cut spangly numbers you had?

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Dave

Post subject: Re: Ask Commander Riker a question.

Posted: 2010-08-05 05:36pm

Jedi Knight

Joined: 2004-02-07 12:55am
Posts: 898
Location: Kansas City, MO

Commander Riker, do you have anything to say about rumors of a hostile and technologically superior extragalactic civilization?

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Darksider

Post subject: Re: Ask Commander Riker a question.

Posted: 2010-08-05 05:44pm

Sith Acolyte

Joined: 2002-12-13 03:56pm
Posts: 5080
Location: America's decaying industrial armpit.

Commander Riker, what are your thoughts on the supposedly-accurate historical drama "unnamed porno fanfic?"

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Thanas

Post subject: Re: Ask Commander Riker a question.

Posted: 2010-08-05 05:47pm

Magister

Joined: 2004-06-26 07:49pm
Posts: 21265

Commander Riker, do you deny being a giant wuss who gets beaten by Ferengi man-childs?

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muse

Post subject: Re: Ask Commander Riker a question.

Posted: 2010-08-05 05:51pm

Jedi Council Member

Joined: 2003-11-26 08:04pm
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Location: 43° 34' 30" N, 79° 33' W

Commander Riker, what's up with Havok's love of Celine Dion?

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eion

Post subject: Re: Ask Commander Riker a question.

Posted: 2010-08-05 06:16pm

Jedi Master

Joined: 2009-12-03 06:07pm
Posts: 1303
Location: NoVA

Commander Riker, who was the better kisser: Troi or Soren?

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Instant Sunrise

Post subject: Re: Ask Commander Riker a question.

Posted: 2010-08-05 07:48pm

Jedi Knight

Joined: 2005-05-31 02:10am
Posts: 943
Location: El Pueblo de Nuestra Señora la Reina de los Angeles del Río de Porciúncula

Stravo wrote:

Commander Riker, should you fight a land war in Asia?

What's that got to do with anything?

El Moose Monstero wrote:

Commander Riker, I lie awake at night dreaming of being as manly as you. Where can I get one of those low cut spangly numbers you had?

It's standard issue.

Dave wrote:

Commander Riker, do you have anything to say about rumors of a hostile and technologically superior extragalactic civilization?

Let's see, set all forward phasers to maximum power... Load all torpedo bays... No Comment.

Darksider wrote:

Commander Riker, what are your thoughts on the supposedly-accurate historical drama "unnamed porno fanfic?"

It's about this big in real life.

Thanas wrote:

Commander Riker, do you deny being a giant wuss who gets beaten by Ferengi man-childs?

What are you talking about I don't even...

muse wrote:

Commander Riker, what's up with Havok's love of Celine Dion?

Is he willing to carpool?

eion wrote:

Commander Riker, who was the better kisser: Troi or Soren?

Both.

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Post subject: Re: Ask Commander Riker a question.

Posted: 2010-08-05 08:44pm

Snuggly Swimmer Babe

Joined: 2002-12-14 03:23pm
Posts: 5470
Location: here...and there...

Commander Riker, my husband is 30 years old and he can't grow a beard. What's wrong with him?

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Instant Sunrise

Post subject: Re: Ask Commander Riker a question.

Posted: 2010-08-05 08:55pm

Jedi Knight

Joined: 2005-05-31 02:10am
Posts: 943
Location: El Pueblo de Nuestra Señora la Reina de los Angeles del Río de Porciúncula

J wrote:

Commander Riker, my husband is 30 years old and he can't grow a beard. What's wrong with him?

What do you mean, can't?

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Simon_Jester

Post subject: Re: Ask Commander Riker a question.

Posted: 2010-08-05 11:53pm

Emperor's Hand

Joined: 2009-05-23 07:29pm
Posts: 17657

Commander Riker, would you rather have minions or henchmen?

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RogueIce

Post subject: Re: Ask Commander Riker a question.

Posted: 2010-08-05 11:55pm

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Joined: 2003-01-05 02:36am
Posts: 12005
Location: Tampa Bay, Florida, USA

Commander Riker, what are your thoughts on trigger guards?

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