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Lord Poe
PostPosted: 2008-01-31 08:20am 

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consequences
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PostPosted: 2008-01-31 08:38am 

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Hey, I got credited, Woohoo!

That was great, but it frankly didn't drag on enough to give the full interminable waiting effect. Stupid short attention span of internet users.

And yes, I did log in here two minutes before the link was posted. Bow before the useless power of inconsequential luck in situations where it doesn't matter.
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Bounty
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PostPosted: 2008-01-31 08:53am 

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Running thoughts:

I like the zippy crawl. It's legible without outstaying its welcome.
Vader's "fuck" was great.
I'm liking the elevator scenes better than the ones in the bunker. Maybe it's the deadpan-ness.
Force Shitretention? That's a new one :lol:
The bit at the burger place reminded me of Spaceballs. Deliberate?

Overall - nice. Real nice.
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OmegaGuy
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PostPosted: 2008-01-31 09:23am 

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You ruined it by using that stupid 4chan fad word in the intro and description
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Ghost Rider
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PostPosted: 2008-01-31 09:33am 

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Awesome, Wayne. And the elevator were some of the best, and Vader going "Fuck" was just perfect. Yes, trektards will still cling but this does put a great perspective of how stupid it is.

And omega...shut the fuck up, you useless spamming windbag.
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Stravo
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PostPosted: 2008-01-31 10:32am 

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It was awesome. Even though I knew the punch line and set up the elevator scene made me laugh out loud. I also loved that every guy had stubble growing progressively as the days dragged on. The use of the motif "That's stupid." "Yes, it is." was great too. Without putting too fine a point on it you summed it up beautifully.

"Fuck you farm boy, let's go to the hangar." another great Vader line.
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Surlethe
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PostPosted: 2008-01-31 10:37am 

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"That's real stupid." "Yes ... yes, it is." *eye waggle* :lol:

I did think that it didn't drag on enough. Perhaps some more short, dialogue-less scenes could be inserted to give a better sense of the monotony -- e.g., "7:30 PM, EST" *Han, Leia, Chewie run down the corridor* ... "9:30 PM, EST" *Han, Leia, Chewie run down the corridor*.
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wjs7744
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PostPosted: 2008-01-31 11:53am 

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Very funny. Just one slight criticism, in the fighter scenes, when cutting between the two fighters, having an identical camera angle in each made it somewhat jarring. That's about it for what was there, the only other issue is I would have liked to see some of the other ideas that were suggested. I suppose that might have made it too long, of course. Very nice work.
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Davey
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PostPosted: 2008-01-31 12:16pm 

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Very nice work and good animation, Mr. Poe! Very funny. I liked the "That's it, we're going to the hangar!" part the most.

I noticed how Luke grew himself a beard and a moustache. Nice trick there.
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Mange
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PostPosted: 2008-01-31 12:33pm 

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Absolutely brilliant, Wayne! "Use the spray and leave the fan on!" :lol:

One minor nitpick though... I believe Leia says "The fleet will be here any moment".
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NomAnor15
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PostPosted: 2008-01-31 12:35pm 

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:lol: lo-fucking-l. Best line in the whole movie; Vader: "Fuck you farm boy". Damn Wayne, how do you come up with this stuff?
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Lord Poe
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PostPosted: 2008-01-31 12:39pm 

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NomAnor15 wrote:
:lol: lo-fucking-l. Best line in the whole movie; Vader: "Fuck you farm boy". Damn Wayne, how do you come up with this stuff?


I didn't; that was one of you guys in the making of thread!
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Terralthra
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PostPosted: 2008-01-31 12:47pm 

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OmegaGuy wrote:
You ruined it by using that stupid 4chan fad word in the intro and description


If you're referring to "butthurt," that word's been around in slang usage for longer than 4chan's existed.
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Mlenk
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PostPosted: 2008-01-31 02:56pm 

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Awesome! Does a good job of putting things into perspective.
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OmegaGuy
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PostPosted: 2008-01-31 03:03pm 

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Terralthra wrote:
OmegaGuy wrote:
You ruined it by using that stupid 4chan fad word in the intro and description


If you're referring to "butthurt," that word's been around in slang usage for longer than 4chan's existed.


But 4chan popularized it
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Lord Pounder
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PostPosted: 2008-01-31 03:18pm 

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OmegaGuy wrote:
Terralthra wrote:
OmegaGuy wrote:
You ruined it by using that stupid 4chan fad word in the intro and description


If you're referring to "butthurt," that word's been around in slang usage for longer than 4chan's existed.


But 4chan popularized it


Fuck off. Spam testing where we're allowed to mock you. Pissy Cuntflaps.

Excellent work Poe.
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Lord Pounder
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Excellent "Won't be installed till Tuesday" reference dude!
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CaptainChewbacca
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PostPosted: 2008-01-31 03:58pm 

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AWESOME!

Luke: Well, it wasn't me.
Darth Vader: I assure you I'm quite incabable of *lift stops* The Emperor is expecting us.
Luke: He probably smelled us two levels ago.
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Darth Servo
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PostPosted: 2008-01-31 05:10pm 

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ROTFLMAO. Wonderful. Anyone going to post this at SFJ?

Just a bit disappointed that the Blazing Saddles toll booth scene wasn't included.
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Knife
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PostPosted: 2008-01-31 05:59pm 

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lol. Love the fighter scenes, especially the last one. Perfect.
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Zablorg
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PostPosted: 2008-01-31 06:38pm 

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This is freaking awsome. Why do the characters keep... staggering occasionally? Is it something to do with the model scripting process?
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Elfdart
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PostPosted: 2008-01-31 06:43pm 

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I loved the cans of Colt 45! :lol:
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Vympel
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PostPosted: 2008-01-31 07:33pm 

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Darth Servo wrote:
ROTFLMAO. Wonderful. Anyone going to post this at SFJ?


Surely you're aware that all 8 or them or whatever have already seen it on this thread?
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Xess
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PostPosted: 2008-01-31 07:41pm 

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Priceless, absolutely fucking priceless! :lol:

This is by far the best video of yours I've ever seen, loved the elevator scenes, the till tuesday reference and the cans of Colt 45s. Excellent work Wayne, most excellent.
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wjs7744
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Vympel wrote:
Surely you're aware that all 8 or them or whatever have already seen it on this thread?
Quite true, but will any of them be responding to this thread? Part of the fun of mocking stupid people is watching their righteous indignation, after all.
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