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Commander Riker, have you ever peeped at Troi's tits?


What do you think?

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Commander Riker, What are your thoughts on this holodeck recording?


WHERE DID YOU GET THAT?

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Commander Riker, Why did you grow a beard?


Let me tell you something. You ever try to stare someone down with a babyface? Here's a hint, you can't.

Number One's name is Riker??!! And he's from Alaska???

I have to start watching TNG...

Uraniun235 wrote:Commander Riker, is it true your career pitstop at the Enterprise was largely the result of discovering the arboretum's "special buds" section?

God damn man, when you get a ship that great, time gets all... weird. You know what I'm saying? I can't even remember how much time I spent on the Enterprise.

What was the question again?

Commander riker why do you have a 15 year old for a pilot?

PeZook wrote:Commander Riker, do you think Mexicans are taking all our jobs?

It's simple really, do YOU want to pick strawberries for $15 an hour?

lordofchange13 wrote:Commander riker why do you have a 15 year old for a pilot?

Forums poster "lordofchange13," why do YOU ask such terrible questions.

Ilya Muromets wrote:Commander Riker, why can't Jonathan Frakes get a decent movie role outside of Star Trek?

Good question. That's a...

Good question.

Commander Riker, should I grow a beard?

The Spartan wrote:Commander Riker, should I grow a beard?

The real question is, why don't you have a beard?

Commander Riker, should I shave my beard?

Commander Riker, shall I oppress you?

OmegaChief wrote:Commander Riker, should I shave my beard?

Seriously? You seriously want to ask me that question?

Thanas wrote:Commander Riker, shall I oppress you?

No.

Commander Riker, should you fight a land war in Asia?

Commander Riker, I lie awake at night dreaming of being as manly as you. Where can I get one of those low cut spangly numbers you had?

Commander Riker, do you have anything to say about rumors of a hostile and technologically superior extragalactic civilization?

Commander Riker, what are your thoughts on the supposedly-accurate historical drama "unnamed porno fanfic?"

Commander Riker, do you deny being a giant wuss who gets beaten by Ferengi man-childs?

Commander Riker, what's up with Havok's love of Celine Dion?

Commander Riker, who was the better kisser: Troi or Soren?

Stravo wrote:Commander Riker, should you fight a land war in Asia?

What's that got to do with anything?

El Moose Monstero wrote:Commander Riker, I lie awake at night dreaming of being as manly as you. Where can I get one of those low cut spangly numbers you had?

It's standard issue.

Dave wrote:Commander Riker, do you have anything to say about rumors of a hostile and technologically superior extragalactic civilization?

Let's see, set all forward phasers to maximum power... Load all torpedo bays... No Comment.

Darksider wrote:Commander Riker, what are your thoughts on the supposedly-accurate historical drama "unnamed porno fanfic?"

It's about this big in real life.

Thanas wrote:Commander Riker, do you deny being a giant wuss who gets beaten by Ferengi man-childs?

What are you talking about I don't even...

muse wrote:Commander Riker, what's up with Havok's love of Celine Dion?

Is he willing to carpool?

eion wrote:Commander Riker, who was the better kisser: Troi or Soren?

Both.

Commander Riker, my husband is 30 years old and he can't grow a beard. What's wrong with him?

J wrote:Commander Riker, my husband is 30 years old and he can't grow a beard. What's wrong with him?

What do you mean, can't?

Commander Riker, would you rather have minions or henchmen?

Commander Riker, what are your thoughts on trigger guards?