Who, What and where

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Who, What and where

Post by Rob Wilson » 2006-01-01 02:09pm

Like a welcome thread but so much less. Somewhere for the Senators to list themselves and give a rabble-rousing speech to justify the Plebes taxes that pays for their Champagne orgies. 8)
Intro's only in here please, I like to keep my hit... er... I mean member list clear of clutter. :wink:

NAME : Rob Wilson
TITLE : Chancellor of the Imperial Senate
PLANET : Representative for Scotia Primus

PLEDGE : As the leader of this Senate I vow to never skimp on punishment of the stupid, and the firm application of the Red-hot Poker of the Law.

BIO : Born in the Highlands, I have deigned to bring education and civilisation to the barbarian lowlanders (and their associated colonies). In my tenure I have so far done fuck all and, by vigorous application of my teflon shoulders [TM], I fully intend for any need for action in the future to slide off as well.

BRIBES : I am extremely amenable to Babes (preferably with long hair, pert breasts and a passing aquaintence with the word nubile), Big things that go bang and am currently in Rehab for Fanfic addiction.
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Post by Edi » 2006-01-01 02:50pm

NAME: Edi
TITLE: Fourth Governor of the Hall of Shame
PLANET: Representative of Davrin

PLEDGE: As a governor of the steaming cesspit known as the Hall of Shame, I vow that any trolls sticking their ugly noses in my domain shall have them chopped off!
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Post by Dalton » 2006-01-01 03:03pm

NAME: Dalton
TITLE: High Governor
PLANET: Representative of Nassau Minor

PLEDGE: To destroy those who would break the rules.
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Post by The Wookiee » 2006-01-01 03:13pm

NAME: The Wookiee
TITLE: Senior Executor of the Lord Darth Wong

PLEDGE: Same as above :twisted:
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Post by Faram » 2006-01-01 03:13pm

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Planet: Ultima Tule

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Post by Admiral Valdemar » 2006-01-01 03:32pm

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PLANET: Representative of Fife

PLEDGE: To uphold the peace and vanquish those defying The Rules.

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Post by RedImperator » 2006-01-01 03:35pm

Name: Red Imperator
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Planet: Nova Caesarea

Pledge: I pledge to never allow my iron grip on all the public forums to relax, and to destroy anyone who challenges the power of the Imperial government.
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Post by Sea Skimmer » 2006-01-01 03:52pm

NAME: Sea Skimmer
TITLE: The Great Leader, Slayer of Mecha, Wizard of Unobtainium, Lord of Radiation, Master of ‘riders’.
Planet: Passchendaele

PLEDGE: The Great Leader pledges to wipe the mecha from existence, and to break the law as often as possibul in the process.
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Post by Joe » 2006-01-01 04:18pm

NAME: Joe
TITLE: Brother Something of the Four Horseman of Apocalypse
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PLEDGE: To eat a lot of peanut M&Ms
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Post by Ghost Rider » 2006-01-01 04:23pm

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Planet: Latveria

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Post by Keevan_Colton » 2006-01-01 04:26pm

NAME: Kev
TITLE: Brother War of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse
PLANET: Representative of Alba

PLEDGE: To do whatever the fuck I feel like at the time.
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Post by Mr Bean » 2006-01-01 04:38pm

NAME: Mr Bean
TITLE: Director of Special Projects
PLANET: Representative of Sluis Van

PLEDGE: To uphold the parts of the law I like the most.

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Post by The Yosemite Bear » 2006-01-01 05:04pm

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Post by GrandMasterTerwynn » 2006-01-01 05:35pm

NAME: Grand Master Terwynn
TITLE: The Appointed Senator from the Temple of Post-Transcendentalism
PLANET: Neopolis

PLEDGE: I do solemnly swear to do everything in my power to forward the agenda of our sacred forebears, to bring a Pax Galactica to last 1000 centuries. Sleep well, dear plebes . . . it will make it easier for us to abduct you from your homes at night. All in the name of peace and order, of course.

::Waves hand.:: You will not remember anything past "1000 centuries." Go about your business, we're not the tyrants you're looking for.
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Post by Pablo Sanchez » 2006-01-01 06:15pm

NAME: Pablo Sanchez
TITLE: Governor General, Chairman of the Governors' Council
PLANET: Kuat

PLEDGE: To supervise the preservation stability and order as defined under Imperial Law with all necessary use of the powers granted under Imperial Law; to rule with an iron fist but to temper my brutality with fun!
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Post by Chris OFarrell » 2006-01-01 06:29pm

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TITLE: The Lord of the Stargate
PLANET: Lantia

PLEDGE: To slay the fools who threaten the just new order of things.
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Post by Lagmonster » 2006-01-01 06:57pm

NAME : Lagmonster
TITLE : Governor of Sex and Entertainment
PLANET : Representative for Aut-Tawa

PLEDGE : To walk softly, but carry a big stick. Also to occasionally remind people that my domain includes lording it over sex *and* certain portions of popular entertainment, so don't take advantage of my good nature. End of line.
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Post by Connor MacLeod » 2006-01-01 07:11pm

Name: Connor MacLeod
Title: Dunno, I'll think something up suitable later on.. just call me "Your Lordship" for now..
Planet: Corellia, Corellian system.

Pledge: More "Big Corellian ships", more planets razed with massive firepower, and dissention if my demands are not met :D

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Post by Coyote » 2006-01-01 07:59pm

Name: Coyote (also: LordCoyotus; Darth Coyotus; 'Yotie; Canis Latrans)
Title: SubCommander of the Mess, Storyteller, SD Net Rabbitollah.
Planet: Vet'Charek, Central Alliance

Pledge: Benefit of the Doubt will be extended to all; Fair representation and rights for all who prove worthy. Those who fail to retain their worthiness shall be mercilessly tossed to the sharp-toothed creatures that lurk SDNet. Oh, yeah-- and rum. Mmmm, rum.

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Post by Ender » 2006-01-01 09:21pm

NAME: Ender
TITLE: Radioactive Representative/ Nuclear Senator
REPRESENTS: Earth

PLEDGE: I'll mess with Texas
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Post by CmdrWilkens » 2006-01-01 09:26pm

Name: CmdrWilkens (or Greg)
Title: Junior Senator from the Halls of Montezuma to the Shores of Triploi
Planet: Mariaeterritorium

Pledge: To ever and always work in shadowy corridors to bring down those who opposse me and elevate those who would elevate me....or just get good and drunk on the bribes herein mentioned.

Bribes: Booze and hookers work but aren't nearly as enticing as cash (especially when piled in suffient amounts to serve as a protective barricade against attackers seeking to claim it).
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Post by phongn » 2006-01-01 10:19pm

Name: phongn
Title: Senator
Represents: Consolidated-Vultee

Pledge: Less big Corellian Ships, more strategic weapons systems
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Post by Zaia » 2006-01-01 10:38pm

NAME: Zaia
TITLE: Governor

PLEDGE: To assimilate the weak or, if found unsuitable for assimilation, beat the weak with various percussion instruments.

BRIBES: Diamonds, Godivas, Victoria's Secret lingerie
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Post by Frank Hipper » 2006-01-02 06:58am

NAME: Frank Hipper

TITLES: Governor, Overfiend of the Superego, GALE Force Tyrant, ARSE Master, Disturber of Monkeys, Commandant of The People's Museum of Heroic Vehicles

PLANET: Delta Pavonis IV

PLEDGE: Justice is blind; pity sees all. In applying the right reasoned Laws of our board, this one shall be all seeing yet pitiless in the dispensation of blind justice.

BIO: Born of a jackal and suckled on the pustulant carbuncle on a hyena's hindquarter, it's been a fucking bed of roses ever since.
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Re: Who, What and where

Post by Darth Wong » 2006-01-02 11:44am

NAME : Darth Wong, aka AdmiralKanos
TITLE : Emperor for Life
PLANET : All

PLEDGE : I do not pledge to others. Others pledge to me.

BIO : Created in a dark nexus of Sith energies, my background is shrouded in mystery. There have been rumours around the Imperial Palace that the mysterious and elusive Sith Empress Rebecca is truly in control of the Empire and I am but a figurehead. Despite official denials and repeated summary executions of these rumour-mongers, the rumours persist.

BRIBES : The official Bribery department- er, I mean the Paypal button is always available.
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