SDN Worlds 4 Commentary Thread VI

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Maybe they thought there was a warrior princess on Xena.

God, what a terrible joke.

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Then wouldn't they send Rus to take her out on a date?
"The 4th Earl of Hereford led the fight on the bridge, but he and his men were caught in the arrow fire. Then one of de Harclay's pikemen, concealed beneath the bridge, thrust upwards between the planks and skewered the Earl of Hereford through the anus, twisting the head of the iron pike into his intestines. His dying screams turned the advance into a panic."'

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Rus is into bears now. :D
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Ryan Thunder wrote:
Fingolfin_Noldor wrote:If you have bitching to do, MAKE IT FUCKING PUBLIC HERE.
Aiighty then. You're an idiot on a Zorian quest to have the biggest and the best of everything at all costs without actually going to the effort of considering what the best would be be. Your titans are retarded, and I seriously doubt you actually thought through the implications of their points costs before you decided on their capabilities. Kind of like your Astartes, which are individually worth about five companies of tier one regulars. I'd like to see an Astartes fight five damned rifle companies to a convincing standstill, but to date I've seen literally nothing but points costs to tell me that they can in fact do so, even though you've written a lot about them. Or like how a Warhound titan is supposed to kill an entire fucking army of regulars, who'd have their own divisional artillery and superheavy hunter squads and what not.

I bet you only wrote about the Psi-titan because you felt you had to one up my ADAU post. Except you failed to actually do anything interesting with it because there's nothing exciting about a fucking gary stu machine that kills 90 points of stealth ship when it can't possibly be more than 50 points itself with a single attack. Because that'd be, y'know, impossible to transport in one piece.

Anyway, quit being such a blowhard and start figuring out what a Warhound that can actually believably kill an entire goddamned army should look like, for starters. Then talk about that. Or something.
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You know Ryan, I would take you seriously, but you hardly post, your posts are lame, and whatever.

Maybe if you actually post anything of worth, I would care. But you know, you don't. By and rights, you should join Bluewolf out of the game. At least I am doing my bit to move the game forward. But you? Meh, you hardly do anything.

:lol:

And actually it was Shroom's idea. I jsut decided to take it to the logical conclusion.
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There was a nice conversation about this but you weren't invited
"The 4th Earl of Hereford led the fight on the bridge, but he and his men were caught in the arrow fire. Then one of de Harclay's pikemen, concealed beneath the bridge, thrust upwards between the planks and skewered the Earl of Hereford through the anus, twisting the head of the iron pike into his intestines. His dying screams turned the advance into a panic."'

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So basically, your response to my accusations is to change the subject. They aren't hard questions if your fragile ego can stand to admit that you may be wrong/in this for the totally wrong reasons. :lol:

Or hell, if you can convince me through fluff that a Space Marine doesn't deserve to just get gummed to death by 500 regulars (including some 20 tanks by my estimations...)
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Ryan Thunder wrote:So basically, your response to my accusations is to change the subject. They aren't hard questions if your fragile ego can stand to admit that you may be wrong/in this for the totally wrong reasons. :lol:

Or hell, if you can convince me through fluff that a Space Marine doesn't deserve to just get gummed to death by 500 regulars (including some 20 tanks by my estimations...)
Nah. Hardly. I did that initial post because I heard from Shroom that some posers were whining about what we are doing.

I did it deliberately to draw you out.

I did it deliberately to spit on posers such as you who spend more time fucking talking than doing anything.

Why don't get the fuck out of the game and be done with it? :D
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IT WAS A TRAP

DANCE PUPPETS DANCE!
"The 4th Earl of Hereford led the fight on the bridge, but he and his men were caught in the arrow fire. Then one of de Harclay's pikemen, concealed beneath the bridge, thrust upwards between the planks and skewered the Earl of Hereford through the anus, twisting the head of the iron pike into his intestines. His dying screams turned the advance into a panic."'

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You people should translate this OOC animosity, which isn't the first time it's happened (and this isn't the first time I've said it!), into actual IC stuffs wherein people line up to declare Byzantium as the most hated country in the universe or something. That would be awesome. :D

[I mean, seriously, turn the OOC outrage into amusing IC stuff. Have people sell toilet bowls in the shape, form and likeness of the Golden Throne to blaspheme the GEoM or something.]

And I merely said that there was outrage or something over the Brag nukings. It is strange to be on the receiving end of the "you nuclear maniac!" thing, especially considering that I was on the other side (screaming at Shep/Skimmer's nuclear atrocities) back in SDNW1. I have turned into Shep!
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The difference, of course, is that we like it when you blow up worlds. :D
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Force Lord, do I detect certain similarities between our messages?
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My creativity wasn't working right. Besides, we all want the same thing, no? And I did add that bit about the MEH's Leader.
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Nonetheless, it smells like COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT! Lawsuits ahoy! :D
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OBJECTION! :P
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Three can play that game :).
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Oh, and guys, today's Shady's birthday! :D Happy birthday Shady!
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Best wishes for another year, you plagiarizing poltroon!
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Master_Baerne wrote:Best wishes for another year, you plagiarizing poltroon!
I know! You could write a post where your admiral finds out about my admiral's message, notes the similarity, and goes all upset and sends a message to my admiral accusing him of being a copycat! :D
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Hmm. Shady's birthday. Dibs on not being the one to spank the Karlack Aspect. :lol:
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White Haven wrote:Hmm. Shady's birthday. Dibs on not being the one to spank the Karlack Aspect. :lol:
What if it's Alyxia? :luv:
"The 4th Earl of Hereford led the fight on the bridge, but he and his men were caught in the arrow fire. Then one of de Harclay's pikemen, concealed beneath the bridge, thrust upwards between the planks and skewered the Earl of Hereford through the anus, twisting the head of the iron pike into his intestines. His dying screams turned the advance into a panic."'

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KlavoHunter wrote: What if it's Alyxia? :luv:
Uh...then enjoy your highly exotic and extremely painful parasitic brain disease?
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Good dickery, Siege.
Fingolfin_Noldor wrote:
Simon_Jester wrote:...Um, what on Earth are you talking about?
You know what I'm talking about. This is in fact the only SDN game that has had an almost dead commentary thread because everyone decided to do any of their running comments on the AIM. Never mind the "dudes" who spend more time on the AIM instead of writing anything.
Fin, I have practically no fucking clue what you're talking about; I've been away from my computer for almost all of the past week, with only the barest minimum of time online at all, and that usually when I was exhausted and nothing much was happening in the AIM chat. I'm traveling, I have other things to worry about than what somebody said about you.

As far as I can tell, you're just in a snit because someone said something mean about your stuff and it isn't in commentary where you can look big by insulting them back. I'd like to think that's not what it was, but based on my past experience with you that probably is what it was. In which case this is pathetic.

Honestly, I don't think you're making a better showing than Ryan. You post more often, but your individual posts are often as poorly thought out (seriously, how are the Byzantines not factoring in the obvious opportunity they're giving the xenos fleet to betray and cripple the Empire by isolating and destroying a large fraction of its battlefleet with two of the crown princes aboard?). And you've got no damn sense of humor; your response to any criticism or difference of opinion about style is to strut up and down and beat your chest about how mighty the Byzantine way of doing things is.
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Simon_Jester wrote:You post more often, but your individual posts are often as poorly thought out
Now I'm honestly curious. What's poorly thought out about my posts when they aren't meant to be just that? Like I deliberately haven't put much thought into those posts involving Ryan and Aaliyah because they're just supposed to be whatever randomness pops into my head. Did you find my ADAU deployment illogical?

...Am I reading too far into what you've said? :lol:
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Anyway, I wasn't consulted on that post at all, so there's a variety of blatant factual errors, as one would expect.
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Ryan Thunder wrote:
Simon_Jester wrote:You post more often, but your individual posts are often as poorly thought out
Now I'm honestly curious. What's poorly thought out about my posts when they aren't meant to be just that? Like I deliberately haven't put much thought into those posts involving Ryan and Aaliyah because they're just supposed to be whatever randomness pops into my head. Did you find my ADAU deployment illogical?

...Am I reading too far into what you've said? :lol:
I'm sorry, that "as" was a brainfart.

You don't post often, but when you do it's reasonably entertaining, and you don't write your nation making retarded positions for purposes of trolling others.
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Simon_Jester wrote:I'm sorry, that "as" was a brainfart.

You don't post often, but when you do it's reasonably entertaining, and you don't write your nation making retarded positions for purposes of trolling others.
Thanks. I appreciate that. :)
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