Hulk vs the X Men

Superman · Post by **Superman** » 2003-06-25 01:36am

X Men Roster:

Prof X
Wolverine
Cyclops
Jean Grey
Colossus

They meet in the inner city. Cops won't interfere here. Hulk is really pissed. Who wins?

Omega-13 · Post by **Omega-13** » 2003-06-25 01:49am

Can you quickly post if this is
movie xmen vs movie hulk so this thread doesn't get out of hand, thx

Superman · Post by **Superman** » 2003-06-25 01:53am

Uhhh...

Ok, let's go by the comics. Did you hear that everyone? COMICS! Don't use movies information.

thecreech · Post by **thecreech** » 2003-06-25 02:19am

but but in the movie... just kidding...
i would say the x men win

Superman · Post by **Superman** » 2003-06-25 02:23am

Dillon · Post by **Dillon** » 2003-06-25 10:09am

I'd say the X-Men take it as a result of Prof X being there, since he seems to be a strong telepath.

Wolverine and Colossus could probably hold him at bay with their combined strength, but eventually he would just get too strong for them.

Jean Grey could possibly hold him back telekinetically, and maybe beat him telepathically.

Cyclops blast might be able to knock him back before he got too mad and it has no effect.

So basically the smartest tactic would be for all of them except for the Prof to hold him at bay, while the Prof mind controls him and causes him to calm down.

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2003-06-25 10:14am

Which Hulk actually as well.

If Savage or any of the mixed up Banner/Hulk, Observer 20000 tactics will more then likely work...Colossus may not be Hulk but he can delay him, Wolverine and Cyke can also combined help...while Jean and Xavier probe and calm him.

If Banner Hulk...it's a bit nastier because he has no secondary form thus they have to stop Hulk.

Dillon · Post by **Dillon** » 2003-06-25 10:21am

Do you mean the one where the three core personalities are merged? Doesn't that one revert back to Banner's form if he get's too angry?

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2003-06-25 10:24am

observer_20000 wrote:Do you mean the one where the three core personalities are merged? Doesn't that one revert back to Banner's form if he get's too angry?

Actually they changed that particular and it was a different Hulk(very weird but Jones actually made it into a different Hulk that was a Smart Hulk, but not Banner[yeah I know...like that makes sense])

The one I talking is basically the one PD used for the last 1/3 of his run as Hulk writer.

Dillon · Post by **Dillon** » 2003-06-25 10:30am

Oh, I don't think I've ever heard of that one. I guess in that case the Hulk would eventually win. Does he still have the savage Hulk's dynamic strength? because I know there have been some incarnations that didn't.

Adrian Tullberg · Post by **Adrian Tullberg** » 2003-06-25 10:31am

For information on Banner's various incarnations, see http://leaderslair.crosswinds.net/gamma ... tions.html

Hope this helps ...

Sir Sirius · Post by **Sir Sirius** » 2003-06-25 10:39am

Jean Gray is telekinetic, couldn't she just lift Hulk in to the air and keep him there while the Prof tries to mindfuck him or something? I mean hulk is strong, but if he can't reach anything but air that isn't of much use.

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2003-06-25 10:48am

She could act as a Buffer.

It's just that for which Hulk...and as well as what level.

Seriously most of them are able to be countered by soothing thoughts(and Xavier is more then likely able to induce something in Hulk that won't trigger him off), and the few that aren't well the X-Men are slightly more fucked.

thecreech · Post by **thecreech** » 2003-06-25 02:55pm

Ghost Rider wrote:more then likely work...Colossus may not be Hulk but he can delay him,

Didn't Colossus become extremly powerful towards the end of his life? I thought i remembered reading that he was able to life 100+ tons and that he became resisitant to psychic attacks among other things. Is any of that true.

Lonestar · Post by **Lonestar** » 2003-06-25 03:21pm

Ultimate Hulk wouldkick ass.

"Banner too much of a sissy for you, Betty? Maybe you should give HUlk a try! Hulk Hornier than a ..."

thecreech · Post by **thecreech** » 2003-06-25 03:42pm

Lonestar wrote:Ultimate Hulk wouldkick ass.

"Banner too much of a sissy for you, Betty? Maybe you should give HUlk a try! Hulk Hornier than a ..."

"hulk penis to big... make hulk mad... penis grows even more... make hulk madder...

BTW way were did that come from?

Lonestar · Post by **Lonestar** » 2003-06-25 03:53pm

theheap wrote:
BTW way were did that come from?

My quote came from the "Ultimates", I have no fucking clue where yours came from.

SyntaxVorlon · Post by **SyntaxVorlon** » 2003-06-25 04:00pm

The Xmen take this because they have already got experience dealing with extremely big people who are virtually invulnerable, ie Juggernaught.

thecreech · Post by **thecreech** » 2003-06-25 04:01pm

Lonestar wrote:
theheap wrote:
BTW way were did that come from?
My quote came from the "Ultimates", I have no fucking clue where yours came from.

LOL i was just making a joke with the original quote. I didn't know your was from the Ultimates

The Drunkard Kid · Post by **The Drunkard Kid** » 2003-06-26 12:58pm

The X-Men, as long as they can give Jean enough time to Telekinetically whack Hulk as far as she can. I *think* that she's got enough power to launch him into orbit, and since Hulk can't fly and needs to breath, that should eventually KO him, but would take enough time that the X-Men can go and get the Blackbird retrofitted for space travel again and have him locked up somewhere safe.

Other than that, I suggest just gagging and hogtieing Logan somewhere out of sight and let a powered down Colossus and Jean calm Hulk down and then sedate Banner. In order to seal the deal, Cyclops can offer him a Wolverine pinata (*).

(*) Yeah, I like Wolverine, but that doesn't change the fact that he tends to piss off the Hulk just by being within a square mile of him, and that the opportunity to humiliate Logan would go quite a long way towards making the Jade Giant calm down...

Death from the Sea · Post by **Death from the Sea** » 2003-06-26 01:47pm

Superman wrote:X Men Roster:

Prof X
Wolverine
Cyclops
Jean Grey
Colossus

They meet in the inner city. Cops won't interfere here. Hulk is really pissed. Who wins?

X-Men take this one. But it will be tough for them of course.

I would agree with the tactic of Colossus and Wolverine delyaing him via fastball special, with Cyclops on back up. Meanwhile Prof X and Jean Grey will telepathically calm the HULK down and turn him back to Banner.

Lord Poe · Post by **Lord Poe** » 2003-06-26 02:14pm

Strangely enough, Wolverine made his first appearance in Incredible Hulk 181-182. Wolverine himself has fought Hulk many times. In a "What-If" ( a retelling of Hulk#181 ) Wolverine himself kills Hulk by slashing at his throat repeatedly until Hulk dies. In the "actual" Marvel Universe, Wolverine has damaged the Hulk pretty bad, but not enough.

http://leaderslair.crosswinds.net/noexc ... 3-008.html

http://wolverine.x-knights.com/fullsize ... ine161.jpg

lgot · Post by **lgot** » 2003-06-26 11:31pm

to be true, Hulk launched him into orbit once and he did not died in the process...

But frankly, except by the Xavier presence, all those X-men faced many versions of hulk, and he did not stopped. Seems hardly that they could do it in all easy ways posted here...

Superman · Post by **Superman** » 2003-06-27 12:13am

I would love to see the Hulk peel Logan's flesh off, let his organs slide out and then leave him to die.

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