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Our first troll

Posted: 2002-07-08 02:54pm
by David
My server was down for two days and when I came back what did I see???



Sith God
Sith God
Sith God
Sith God
Sith God
Sith God
Sith God
Sith God
Sith God



It's ridiculous! The guy's spamming big time and he's doing nothing but insulting others.


Can we get him banned please DW?????

Better yet, can we get a hunting party organized???

Grab your shotgun MR. Bean! Weesa goin' troll hunting!

Re: Our first troll

Posted: 2002-07-08 02:59pm
by Pablo Sanchez
David wrote: Grab your shotgun MR. Bean! Weesa goin' troll hunting!
Too late, friend.

/feeds rounds into MG42 and hoses the troll with 20 rounds of 7.92 Mauser per second.

Posted: 2002-07-08 03:02pm
by David
YEsssssssssssssssss die troll Die!!!

Re: Our first troll

Posted: 2002-07-08 03:07pm
by MKSheppard
Pablo Sanchez wrote: Too late, friend.

/feeds rounds into MG42 and hoses the troll with 20 rounds of 7.92 Mauser per second.
Image

Shouldn't that be a Maxim gun? The Red Army used wheeled maxim's on
80 pound wheeled carriages...

Re: Our first troll

Posted: 2002-07-08 03:35pm
by Pablo Sanchez
MKSheppard wrote:Shouldn't that be a Maxim gun? The Red Army used wheeled maxim's on 80 pound wheeled carriages...
My love of the Red Army does not extend that far beyond logic. :) Not only is the MG42 a superior weapon, I also think the Sokolov mount is ugly and primitive looking. (BTW, is that 80 pound figure with or without the steel shield?)

But my favorite WWII HMG is the Vickers.

Posted: 2002-07-08 05:14pm
by Mr Bean
*Thinks about it for a moment

Have him killed

*Spins chair around Evil Villain style

Oh and his little Dog to if you can manage it, I Don't want that to come back and bite me on the arse during a sequal

Posted: 2002-07-08 05:21pm
by David
That's even funnier with your picture. We'll need to kill any mini-Siths running around to

~darned ankle biters~

Posted: 2002-07-08 06:39pm
by Pablo Sanchez
Mr Bean wrote:*Thinks about it for a moment

Have him killed

*Spins chair around Evil Villain style

Oh and his little Dog to if you can manage it, I Don't want that to come back and bite me on the arse during a sequal
Damn it. You people are never happy, never pleased.

/locks and loads Mosin-Nagant

Re: Our first troll

Posted: 2002-07-08 07:09pm
by Grand Admiral Thrawn
MKSheppard wrote:
Pablo Sanchez wrote: Too late, friend.

/feeds rounds into MG42 and hoses the troll with 20 rounds of 7.92 Mauser per second.
Image

Shouldn't that be a Maxim gun? The Red Army used wheeled maxim's on
80 pound wheeled carriages...




Ooh... What the ROF?

Posted: 2002-07-08 07:55pm
by Mr Bean
Damn it. You people are never happy, never pleased.

The day I'm happy is a day you won't like much :)
Nor will the Country of France,
Why?
I don't know I just don't like France
I know that much :P

Posted: 2002-07-08 08:07pm
by Captain Cyran
I always thought that burning at the stake worked quite well...plus you get that nice burnt flesh smell. :twisted:

Hey Can I bring my Railgun?

Posted: 2002-07-08 08:29pm
by Einhander Snoman
Better yet, can we get a hunting party organized???

Grab your shotgun MR. Bean! Weesa goin' troll hunting!

...spots the lil troll going for the Quad Damage far below, unaware of a sniper with a Railgun perched near the top of the ancient cathedral's black stone spires. The sniper zooms in ( + ), lines the crosshair on his head, and squeezes the Railgun's trigger... BZAAPP!! (SPLAT!) Gibs and a newly liberated Quad litter the courtyard below....
<You Fragged Sith God!>
<Sith God was railed by Einhander Snoman!>
Lata and Happy Fragging!

Re: Our first troll

Posted: 2002-07-08 08:44pm
by Grand Admiral Thrawn
David wrote:Grab your shotgun MR. Bean! Weesa goin' troll hunting!


Screw that, get 155 mm artillery strikes! No, 16" bombardments from a few Iowas!

Posted: 2002-07-08 08:49pm
by Mr Bean
I prefer Iowas myself
Leaves more of a Calling Card

And saddly I have to annoce our SECOND Troll

Shadow

http://www.stardestroyer.net/phpBB2/vie ... &start=225
Read the thread what started as well meaning intentioned Debate lead to pure Trolling on his part
Not as Bad as Sith Lord but defintilty Trollish

Posted: 2002-07-08 08:51pm
by Robert Treder
Actually, Shadow was the first, he's just (dare I say it) actually less annoying (or at least more fun to make fun of) than Sith God.

Posted: 2002-07-08 08:54pm
by Grand Admiral Thrawn
Actually this Clark guy was our first troll. Me and Rob Wilson smashed him.








Ooh! 300 posts! 8)

Posted: 2002-07-08 08:54pm
by Robert Treder
Oh yeah, forgot about him.

Congratulations!

300? K3wL!

Posted: 2002-07-08 08:57pm
by Einhander Snoman
GooD GamE Thrawn!! Lata and Happy Posting!

Posted: 2002-07-08 08:59pm
by Mr Bean
Clark?

Oh yeah John Clark though for tecniacals reasons since he never registed he was not an OFFICAL troll :)

Just a yaehoo who wandered in

Posted: 2002-07-08 09:03pm
by Grand Admiral Thrawn
Mr Bean wrote:Clark?

Oh yeah John Clark though for tecniacals reasons since he never registed he was not an OFFICAL troll :)

Just a yaehoo who wandered in



So he's a semi troll killed before he could become
a full troll?

Posted: 2002-07-08 09:09pm
by Mr Bean
Dare I say it...
Mini-Troll?
The Troll of Things to Come?
Troll of Flames past?(He was from SB as I understand)

Re: Our first troll

Posted: 2002-07-08 09:37pm
by MKSheppard
Pablo Sanchez wrote: My love of the Red Army does not extend that far beyond logic. :) Not only is the MG42 a superior weapon, I also think the Sokolov mount is ugly and primitive looking. (BTW, is that 80 pound figure with or without the steel shield?)

But my favorite WWII HMG is the Vickers.
The 80 pound figure was with the steel shield. Without, it was only 50 pounds.

And the Vickers was just a product improved version of the Maxim made
by the Brits.

For HMGs, there is only ONE choice:

Image
The M2 Browning .50 calibre Heavy Machine Gun, Air Cooled.

Re: Our first troll

Posted: 2002-07-08 10:02pm
by Doomriser
Pablo Sanchez wrote:
MKSheppard wrote:Shouldn't that be a Maxim gun? The Red Army used wheeled maxim's on 80 pound wheeled carriages...
My love of the Red Army does not extend that far beyond logic. :) Not only is the MG42 a superior weapon, I also think the Sokolov mount is ugly and primitive looking. (BTW, is that 80 pound figure with or without the steel shield?)

But my favorite WWII HMG is the Vickers.
That's funny 'cause I was watching the history channel. There was testimony from a German machine gunner who survived the Eastern front and he complained that the fancy MG42s would freeze up while the primitive Russian MGs fired on. And when used defensively (which they were for the first couple of years) the bigass guns were surely fine.

How about Sothis?

Posted: 2002-07-09 12:29am
by Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman
How about Sothis? If you guys read his debate vs Captain Kruger in "You vs Alpha Quadrant" (page 13), you WILL believe that living organism can live without brain.

Posted: 2002-07-09 12:31am
by David
I believe it.