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Our first troll

Postby David » 2002-07-08 02:54pm

My server was down for two days and when I came back what did I see???



Sith God
Sith God
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Sith God



It's ridiculous! The guy's spamming big time and he's doing nothing but insulting others.


Can we get him banned please DW?????

Better yet, can we get a hunting party organized???

Grab your shotgun MR. Bean! Weesa goin' troll hunting!

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Re: Our first troll

Postby Pablo Sanchez » 2002-07-08 02:59pm

David wrote:Grab your shotgun MR. Bean! Weesa goin' troll hunting!


Too late, friend.

/feeds rounds into MG42 and hoses the troll with 20 rounds of 7.92 Mauser per second.
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Postby David » 2002-07-08 03:02pm

YEsssssssssssssssss die troll Die!!!

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Re: Our first troll

Postby MKSheppard » 2002-07-08 03:07pm

Pablo Sanchez wrote:Too late, friend.

/feeds rounds into MG42 and hoses the troll with 20 rounds of 7.92 Mauser per second.


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Shouldn't that be a Maxim gun? The Red Army used wheeled maxim's on
80 pound wheeled carriages...
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Re: Our first troll

Postby Pablo Sanchez » 2002-07-08 03:35pm

MKSheppard wrote:Shouldn't that be a Maxim gun? The Red Army used wheeled maxim's on 80 pound wheeled carriages...


My love of the Red Army does not extend that far beyond logic. :) Not only is the MG42 a superior weapon, I also think the Sokolov mount is ugly and primitive looking. (BTW, is that 80 pound figure with or without the steel shield?)

But my favorite WWII HMG is the Vickers.
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Postby Mr Bean » 2002-07-08 05:14pm

*Thinks about it for a moment

Have him killed

*Spins chair around Evil Villain style

Oh and his little Dog to if you can manage it, I Don't want that to come back and bite me on the arse during a sequal

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Postby David » 2002-07-08 05:21pm

That's even funnier with your picture. We'll need to kill any mini-Siths running around to

~darned ankle biters~

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Postby Pablo Sanchez » 2002-07-08 06:39pm

Mr Bean wrote:*Thinks about it for a moment

Have him killed

*Spins chair around Evil Villain style

Oh and his little Dog to if you can manage it, I Don't want that to come back and bite me on the arse during a sequal


Damn it. You people are never happy, never pleased.

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Re: Our first troll

Postby Grand Admiral Thrawn » 2002-07-08 07:09pm

MKSheppard wrote:
Pablo Sanchez wrote:Too late, friend.

/feeds rounds into MG42 and hoses the troll with 20 rounds of 7.92 Mauser per second.


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Shouldn't that be a Maxim gun? The Red Army used wheeled maxim's on
80 pound wheeled carriages...






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Postby Mr Bean » 2002-07-08 07:55pm

Damn it. You people are never happy, never pleased.



The day I'm happy is a day you won't like much :)
Nor will the Country of France,
Why?
I don't know I just don't like France
I know that much :P

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Postby Captain Cyran » 2002-07-08 08:07pm

I always thought that burning at the stake worked quite well...plus you get that nice burnt flesh smell. :twisted:
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Postby Einhander Snoman » 2002-07-08 08:29pm

Better yet, can we get a hunting party organized???

Grab your shotgun MR. Bean! Weesa goin' troll hunting!

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Re: Our first troll

Postby Grand Admiral Thrawn » 2002-07-08 08:44pm

David wrote:Grab your shotgun MR. Bean! Weesa goin' troll hunting!




Screw that, get 155 mm artillery strikes! No, 16" bombardments from a few Iowas!
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Postby Mr Bean » 2002-07-08 08:49pm

I prefer Iowas myself
Leaves more of a Calling Card

And saddly I have to annoce our SECOND Troll

Shadow

http://www.stardestroyer.net/phpBB2/vie ... &start=225
Read the thread what started as well meaning intentioned Debate lead to pure Trolling on his part
Not as Bad as Sith Lord but defintilty Trollish

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Postby Robert Treder » 2002-07-08 08:51pm

Actually, Shadow was the first, he's just (dare I say it) actually less annoying (or at least more fun to make fun of) than Sith God.
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Postby Grand Admiral Thrawn » 2002-07-08 08:54pm

Actually this Clark guy was our first troll. Me and Rob Wilson smashed him.








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Postby Robert Treder » 2002-07-08 08:54pm

Oh yeah, forgot about him.

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Postby Einhander Snoman » 2002-07-08 08:57pm

GooD GamE Thrawn!! Lata and Happy Posting!
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Postby Mr Bean » 2002-07-08 08:59pm

Clark?

Oh yeah John Clark though for tecniacals reasons since he never registed he was not an OFFICAL troll :)

Just a yaehoo who wandered in

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Postby Grand Admiral Thrawn » 2002-07-08 09:03pm

Mr Bean wrote:Clark?

Oh yeah John Clark though for tecniacals reasons since he never registed he was not an OFFICAL troll :)

Just a yaehoo who wandered in





So he's a semi troll killed before he could become
a full troll?
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Postby Mr Bean » 2002-07-08 09:09pm

Dare I say it...
Mini-Troll?
The Troll of Things to Come?
Troll of Flames past?(He was from SB as I understand)

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Re: Our first troll

Postby MKSheppard » 2002-07-08 09:37pm

Pablo Sanchez wrote:My love of the Red Army does not extend that far beyond logic. :) Not only is the MG42 a superior weapon, I also think the Sokolov mount is ugly and primitive looking. (BTW, is that 80 pound figure with or without the steel shield?)

But my favorite WWII HMG is the Vickers.


The 80 pound figure was with the steel shield. Without, it was only 50 pounds.

And the Vickers was just a product improved version of the Maxim made
by the Brits.

For HMGs, there is only ONE choice:

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Re: Our first troll

Postby Doomriser » 2002-07-08 10:02pm

Pablo Sanchez wrote:
MKSheppard wrote:Shouldn't that be a Maxim gun? The Red Army used wheeled maxim's on 80 pound wheeled carriages...


My love of the Red Army does not extend that far beyond logic. :) Not only is the MG42 a superior weapon, I also think the Sokolov mount is ugly and primitive looking. (BTW, is that 80 pound figure with or without the steel shield?)

But my favorite WWII HMG is the Vickers.


That's funny 'cause I was watching the history channel. There was testimony from a German machine gunner who survived the Eastern front and he complained that the fancy MG42s would freeze up while the primitive Russian MGs fired on. And when used defensively (which they were for the first couple of years) the bigass guns were surely fine.

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How about Sothis?

Postby Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman » 2002-07-09 12:29am

How about Sothis? If you guys read his debate vs Captain Kruger in "You vs Alpha Quadrant" (page 13), you WILL believe that living organism can live without brain.

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Postby David » 2002-07-09 12:31am

I believe it.


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