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David
 Post subject: Our first troll
PostPosted: 2002-07-08 02:54pm 

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My server was down for two days and when I came back what did I see???



Sith God
Sith God
Sith God
Sith God
Sith God
Sith God
Sith God
Sith God
Sith God



It's ridiculous! The guy's spamming big time and he's doing nothing but insulting others.


Can we get him banned please DW?????

Better yet, can we get a hunting party organized???

Grab your shotgun MR. Bean! Weesa goin' troll hunting!
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Pablo Sanchez
 Post subject: Re: Our first troll
PostPosted: 2002-07-08 02:59pm 

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Location: The Wasteland
David wrote:
Grab your shotgun MR. Bean! Weesa goin' troll hunting!


Too late, friend.

/feeds rounds into MG42 and hoses the troll with 20 rounds of 7.92 Mauser per second.
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David
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PostPosted: 2002-07-08 03:02pm 

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YEsssssssssssssssss die troll Die!!!
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MKSheppard
 Post subject: Re: Our first troll
PostPosted: 2002-07-08 03:07pm 

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Joined: 2002-07-06 06:34pm
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Pablo Sanchez wrote:
Too late, friend.

/feeds rounds into MG42 and hoses the troll with 20 rounds of 7.92 Mauser per second.


Image

Shouldn't that be a Maxim gun? The Red Army used wheeled maxim's on
80 pound wheeled carriages...
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Pablo Sanchez
 Post subject: Re: Our first troll
PostPosted: 2002-07-08 03:35pm 

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MKSheppard wrote:
Shouldn't that be a Maxim gun? The Red Army used wheeled maxim's on 80 pound wheeled carriages...


My love of the Red Army does not extend that far beyond logic. :) Not only is the MG42 a superior weapon, I also think the Sokolov mount is ugly and primitive looking. (BTW, is that 80 pound figure with or without the steel shield?)

But my favorite WWII HMG is the Vickers.
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Mr Bean
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PostPosted: 2002-07-08 05:14pm 

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*Thinks about it for a moment

Have him killed

*Spins chair around Evil Villain style

Oh and his little Dog to if you can manage it, I Don't want that to come back and bite me on the arse during a sequal
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David
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PostPosted: 2002-07-08 05:21pm 

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That's even funnier with your picture. We'll need to kill any mini-Siths running around to

~darned ankle biters~
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Pablo Sanchez
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PostPosted: 2002-07-08 06:39pm 

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Mr Bean wrote:
*Thinks about it for a moment

Have him killed

*Spins chair around Evil Villain style

Oh and his little Dog to if you can manage it, I Don't want that to come back and bite me on the arse during a sequal


Damn it. You people are never happy, never pleased.

/locks and loads Mosin-Nagant
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Grand Admiral Thrawn
 Post subject: Re: Our first troll
PostPosted: 2002-07-08 07:09pm 

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MKSheppard wrote:
Pablo Sanchez wrote:
Too late, friend.

/feeds rounds into MG42 and hoses the troll with 20 rounds of 7.92 Mauser per second.


Image

Shouldn't that be a Maxim gun? The Red Army used wheeled maxim's on
80 pound wheeled carriages...






Ooh... What the ROF?
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Mr Bean
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PostPosted: 2002-07-08 07:55pm 

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Quote:
Damn it. You people are never happy, never pleased.



The day I'm happy is a day you won't like much :)
Nor will the Country of France,
Why?
I don't know I just don't like France
I know that much :P
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Captain Cyran
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PostPosted: 2002-07-08 08:07pm 

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I always thought that burning at the stake worked quite well...plus you get that nice burnt flesh smell. :twisted:
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Einhander Snoman
PostPosted: 2002-07-08 08:29pm 

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Quote:
Better yet, can we get a hunting party organized???

Grab your shotgun MR. Bean! Weesa goin' troll hunting!

...spots the lil troll going for the Quad Damage far below, unaware of a sniper with a Railgun perched near the top of the ancient cathedral's black stone spires. The sniper zooms in ( + ), lines the crosshair on his head, and squeezes the Railgun's trigger... BZAAPP!! (SPLAT!) Gibs and a newly liberated Quad litter the courtyard below....
<You Fragged Sith God!>
<Sith God was railed by Einhander Snoman!>
Lata and Happy Fragging!
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Grand Admiral Thrawn
 Post subject: Re: Our first troll
PostPosted: 2002-07-08 08:44pm 

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David wrote:
Grab your shotgun MR. Bean! Weesa goin' troll hunting!




Screw that, get 155 mm artillery strikes! No, 16" bombardments from a few Iowas!
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Mr Bean
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PostPosted: 2002-07-08 08:49pm 

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I prefer Iowas myself
Leaves more of a Calling Card

And saddly I have to annoce our SECOND Troll

Shadow

http://www.stardestroyer.net/phpBB2/vie ... &start=225
Read the thread what started as well meaning intentioned Debate lead to pure Trolling on his part
Not as Bad as Sith Lord but defintilty Trollish
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Robert Treder
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PostPosted: 2002-07-08 08:51pm 

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Actually, Shadow was the first, he's just (dare I say it) actually less annoying (or at least more fun to make fun of) than Sith God.
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Grand Admiral Thrawn
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PostPosted: 2002-07-08 08:54pm 

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Actually this Clark guy was our first troll. Me and Rob Wilson smashed him.








Ooh! 300 posts! 8)
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Robert Treder
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PostPosted: 2002-07-08 08:54pm 

has strong kung-fu.


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Oh yeah, forgot about him.

Congratulations!
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Einhander Snoman
 Post subject: 300? K3wL!
PostPosted: 2002-07-08 08:57pm 

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GooD GamE Thrawn!! Lata and Happy Posting!
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Mr Bean
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PostPosted: 2002-07-08 08:59pm 

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Clark?

Oh yeah John Clark though for tecniacals reasons since he never registed he was not an OFFICAL troll :)

Just a yaehoo who wandered in
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Grand Admiral Thrawn
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PostPosted: 2002-07-08 09:03pm 

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Mr Bean wrote:
Clark?

Oh yeah John Clark though for tecniacals reasons since he never registed he was not an OFFICAL troll :)

Just a yaehoo who wandered in





So he's a semi troll killed before he could become
a full troll?
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Mr Bean
 Post subject:
PostPosted: 2002-07-08 09:09pm 

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Dare I say it...
Mini-Troll?
The Troll of Things to Come?
Troll of Flames past?(He was from SB as I understand)
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MKSheppard
 Post subject: Re: Our first troll
PostPosted: 2002-07-08 09:37pm 

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Pablo Sanchez wrote:
My love of the Red Army does not extend that far beyond logic. :) Not only is the MG42 a superior weapon, I also think the Sokolov mount is ugly and primitive looking. (BTW, is that 80 pound figure with or without the steel shield?)

But my favorite WWII HMG is the Vickers.


The 80 pound figure was with the steel shield. Without, it was only 50 pounds.

And the Vickers was just a product improved version of the Maxim made
by the Brits.

For HMGs, there is only ONE choice:

Image
The M2 Browning .50 calibre Heavy Machine Gun, Air Cooled.
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Doomriser
 Post subject: Re: Our first troll
PostPosted: 2002-07-08 10:02pm 

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Joined: 2002-07-03 05:08pm
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Pablo Sanchez wrote:
MKSheppard wrote:
Shouldn't that be a Maxim gun? The Red Army used wheeled maxim's on 80 pound wheeled carriages...


My love of the Red Army does not extend that far beyond logic. :) Not only is the MG42 a superior weapon, I also think the Sokolov mount is ugly and primitive looking. (BTW, is that 80 pound figure with or without the steel shield?)

But my favorite WWII HMG is the Vickers.


That's funny 'cause I was watching the history channel. There was testimony from a German machine gunner who survived the Eastern front and he complained that the fancy MG42s would freeze up while the primitive Russian MGs fired on. And when used defensively (which they were for the first couple of years) the bigass guns were surely fine.
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Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman
 Post subject: How about Sothis?
PostPosted: 2002-07-09 12:29am 

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How about Sothis? If you guys read his debate vs Captain Kruger in "You vs Alpha Quadrant" (page 13), you WILL believe that living organism can live without brain.
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David
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PostPosted: 2002-07-09 12:31am 

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I believe it.
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