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Re: I am high as a kite, ask my anything

Post by Raw Shark » 2019-03-09 09:43am

J wrote:
2019-03-09 12:33am
Ice cream in the middle of winter? That doesn't seem very well thought out...
She was dropping hints pretty hard. I'm autistic, not stupid. We had a lovely time and I enjoy her company tremendously.

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Re: I am high as a kite, ask my anything

Post by J » 2019-03-09 11:51am

InsaneTD wrote:
2019-03-09 06:20am
Best time for ice cream.
Well, you're in Australia, where winter is summer...
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Re: I am high as a kite, ask my anything

Post by U.P. Cinnabar » 2019-03-09 06:59pm

J wrote:
2019-03-09 11:51am
InsaneTD wrote:
2019-03-09 06:20am
Best time for ice cream.
Well, you're in Australia, where winter is summer...
I'm partial to fried ice cream myself. And, I'm in Georgia, where winter is always summer.
"Beware the Beast, Man, for he is the Devil's pawn. Alone amongst God's primates, he kills for sport, for lust, for greed. Yea, he will murder his brother to possess his brother's land. Let him not breed in great numbers, for he will make a desert of his home and yours. Shun him, drive him back into his jungle lair, for he is the harbinger of Death.."
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Re: I am high as a kite, ask my anything

Post by Raw Shark » 2019-03-09 09:16pm

I'm currently in Massachusetts, where winter is winter, New Girl just hadn't had an ice cream sundae in a while and we both wanted to do something quiet that didn't involve drinking. We split one with two spoons, it was disgustingly cute and innocent.

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Re: I am high as a kite, ask my anything

Post by InsaneTD » 2019-03-09 09:26pm

J wrote:
2019-03-09 11:51am
InsaneTD wrote:
2019-03-09 06:20am
Best time for ice cream.
Well, you're in Australia, where winter is summer...
It can hit negative numbers here... Water can sometimes freeze... We've had slush... Yeah, I'll give for that.

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Re: I am high as a kite, ask my anything

Post by U.P. Cinnabar » 2019-03-10 11:07am

Raw Shark wrote:
2019-03-09 09:16pm
I'm currently in Massachusetts, where winter is winter, New Girl just hadn't had an ice cream sundae in a while and we both wanted to do something quiet that didn't involve drinking. We split one with two spoons, it was disgustingly cute and innocent.
When did you move back to Masshole? Damn, Shark, you really need to stay in one place for a while. :lol:
"Beware the Beast, Man, for he is the Devil's pawn. Alone amongst God's primates, he kills for sport, for lust, for greed. Yea, he will murder his brother to possess his brother's land. Let him not breed in great numbers, for he will make a desert of his home and yours. Shun him, drive him back into his jungle lair, for he is the harbinger of Death.."
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Re: I am high as a kite, ask my anything

Post by Raw Shark » 2019-03-10 05:47pm

U.P. Cinnabar wrote:
2019-03-10 11:07am
When did you move back to Masshole? Damn, Shark, you really need to stay in one place for a while. :lol:
Well, I did spend eighteen years in Denver, and will probably return there eventually. Might as well live life in the meantime, though. The climate still sucks in case anyone was wondering, but my family is mostly glad to see me, and I found a job and started dating again. I'm still applying for other jobs, also - I applied to a pot store among other things, now that it's newly legal here. Ideal applicants will have many years of experience in sales and with their product, they said. I managed to convey that mine happened to be at the same time in a convincing but deniable enough manner, judging by their swift response.

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Re: I am high as a kite, ask my anything

Post by aerius » 2019-03-12 11:24am

U.P. Cinnabar wrote:
2019-03-09 06:59pm
I'm partial to fried ice cream myself. And, I'm in Georgia, where winter is always summer.
The only thing I know about Georgia is that Kennesaw has a mandatory gun ownership law.
I went there for my cousin's wedding, her family totally broke the law.
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Re: I am high as a kite, ask my anything

Post by U.P. Cinnabar » 2019-03-12 12:53pm

aerius wrote:
2019-03-12 11:24am
U.P. Cinnabar wrote:
2019-03-09 06:59pm
I'm partial to fried ice cream myself. And, I'm in Georgia, where winter is always summer.
The only thing I know about Georgia is that Kennesaw has a mandatory gun ownership law.
I went there for my cousin's wedding, her family totally broke the law.
Kennesaw is a bit backward. But, hey, at least they're not Rabun County.
"Beware the Beast, Man, for he is the Devil's pawn. Alone amongst God's primates, he kills for sport, for lust, for greed. Yea, he will murder his brother to possess his brother's land. Let him not breed in great numbers, for he will make a desert of his home and yours. Shun him, drive him back into his jungle lair, for he is the harbinger of Death.."
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Re: I am high as a kite, ask my anything

Post by aerius » 2019-03-12 01:23pm

U.P. Cinnabar wrote:
2019-03-12 12:53pm
Kennesaw is a bit backward. But, hey, at least they're not Rabun County.
Who could've known that Ned Beatty squealing like a pig would be the best thing that ever happened for Rabun County?
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Re: I am high as a kite, ask my anything

Post by muse » 2019-03-13 04:56pm

In Canada, why is it legal to marry a cousin but not an adopted sibling?
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Re: I am high as a kite, ask my anything

Post by J » 2019-03-14 02:53pm

The Infidel wrote:
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aerius wrote:
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Do I look like a mathematician?
Ask Surlethe, he can hook you up with the transformation algorithms and shit to square the circle.
Where is he, by the way? I haven't seen him in a long time.
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Re: I am high as a kite, ask my anything

Post by InsaneTD » 2019-03-14 09:43pm

muse wrote:
2019-03-13 04:56pm
In Canada, why is it legal to marry a cousin but not an adopted sibling?
Why not?

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Post by muse » 2019-03-14 11:15pm

I have another question: how do you explain this?

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Post by U.P. Cinnabar » 2019-03-15 01:59am

muse wrote:
2019-03-14 11:15pm
I have another question: how do you explain this?

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I don't know, and I'm not sure I want to.
"Beware the Beast, Man, for he is the Devil's pawn. Alone amongst God's primates, he kills for sport, for lust, for greed. Yea, he will murder his brother to possess his brother's land. Let him not breed in great numbers, for he will make a desert of his home and yours. Shun him, drive him back into his jungle lair, for he is the harbinger of Death.."
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Re: I am high as a kite, ask my anything

Post by Raw Shark » 2019-03-15 08:55am

InsaneTD wrote:
2019-03-14 09:43pm
muse wrote:
2019-03-13 04:56pm
In Canada, why is it legal to marry a cousin but not an adopted sibling?
Why not?
What about a genetic sibling who was adopted into a different family legally? Could I marry her? This actually came up the other day in a conversation about hospital visitation rights.
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I have another question: how do you explain this?
Simple: Anthony "Tony" Triceratops made a Rex's ransom when the glacier he was trapped in thawed and he went public, raking in mad loot for his appearances on daytime tv and the movie rights to his best-selling autobiography. Rising above the stigma that often follows the nouveau riche, as well as gracefully evading the pigeon hole of a mere novelty, he has navigated the halls of high society enough to develop a thoroughly cosmopilitan outlook far removed from the parochial values he was taught long ago in the nest. His newfound maturity and confidence has given him the courage to express his long-buried sexuality at last, and he has thrown restraint to the wind for the time being, reveling in his glory as the new darling of the size-queen four-way circuit. QED.

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Post by aerius » 2019-03-15 08:55pm

muse wrote:
2019-03-13 04:56pm
In Canada, why is it legal to marry a cousin but not an adopted sibling?
Quebec. Whenever there's something that doesn't make sense, it's usually because of the Frenchies.
muse wrote:
2019-03-14 11:15pm
I have another question: how do you explain this?
Drugs. Really good drugs. And lots of them.
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Post by aerius » 2019-03-16 02:25am

U.P. Cinnabar wrote:
2019-03-15 01:59am
muse wrote:
2019-03-14 11:15pm
I have another question: how do you explain this?
I don't know, and I'm not sure I want to.
I did some more research on google. I've been around and seen a lot of weird shit in my time, but I have to say this dude is way up there on the weird-o-meter. Also, how the fuck was he a finalist for the Hugo awards?

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Say, do you want it to be a threesome with your wife? Or a foursome with your wife and sister-in-law? I'm up for either. :P

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Re: I am high as a kite, ask my anything

Post by J » 2019-03-16 10:51pm

Raw Shark wrote:
2019-03-15 08:55am
What about a genetic sibling who was adopted into a different family legally? Could I marry her? This actually came up the other day in a conversation about hospital visitation rights.
Does anyone else know that you're related?
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Post by Raw Shark » 2019-03-16 11:06pm

J wrote:
2019-03-16 10:51pm
Raw Shark wrote:
2019-03-15 08:55am
What about a genetic sibling who was adopted into a different family legally? Could I marry her? This actually came up the other day in a conversation about hospital visitation rights.
Does anyone else know that you're related?
Nobody who knows what we both look like. If there's no blood test, I presume we're all set...

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Post by U.P. Cinnabar » 2019-03-17 01:58am

aerius wrote:
2019-03-16 02:25am
U.P. Cinnabar wrote:
2019-03-15 01:59am
muse wrote:
2019-03-14 11:15pm
I have another question: how do you explain this?
I don't know, and I'm not sure I want to.
I did some more research on google. I've been around and seen a lot of weird shit in my time, but I have to say this dude is way up there on the weird-o-meter. Also, how the fuck was he a finalist for the Hugo awards?

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It's a little small, but, here goes:

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"Beware the Beast, Man, for he is the Devil's pawn. Alone amongst God's primates, he kills for sport, for lust, for greed. Yea, he will murder his brother to possess his brother's land. Let him not breed in great numbers, for he will make a desert of his home and yours. Shun him, drive him back into his jungle lair, for he is the harbinger of Death.."
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Re: I am high as a kite, ask my anything

Post by Solauren » 2019-03-17 05:44pm

Raw Shark wrote:
2019-03-16 11:06pm
J wrote:
2019-03-16 10:51pm
Raw Shark wrote:
2019-03-15 08:55am
What about a genetic sibling who was adopted into a different family legally? Could I marry her? This actually came up the other day in a conversation about hospital visitation rights.
Does anyone else know that you're related?
Nobody who knows what we both look like. If there's no blood test, I presume we're all set...
Yeah, if no one knows you are related, and there is no blood test, you could marry her. Just, don't get caught afterwards!
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Re: I am high as a kite, ask my anything

Post by Raw Shark » 2019-03-17 05:56pm

Solauren wrote:
2019-03-17 05:44pm
Yeah, if no one knows you are related, and there is no blood test, you could marry her. Just, don't get caught afterwards!
No potential harm, really - she physically can't have kids. Now to just wrap my head around living even further north... British Columbia is pretty temperate, right?

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Post by Solauren » 2019-03-17 06:10pm

Not sure, never been further west then Orangeville (in Ontario).
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Post by aerius » 2019-03-18 01:17pm

Raw Shark wrote:
2019-03-17 05:56pm
No potential harm, really - she physically can't have kids. Now to just wrap my head around living even further north... British Columbia is pretty temperate, right?
BC's pretty mild. They have rainforests out there, rainforests. I'm not even joking.
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