An important announcement for y'all

If you're having trouble signing on or you just want to do some testing, go here. Also the place for all disposable threads.
Note: posts are auto-deleted daily.

Moderator: Moderators

User avatar
Formless
Sith Marauder
Posts: 3683
Joined: 2008-11-10 08:59pm
Location: the beginning and end of the Present

Re: An important announcement for y'all

Post by Formless » 2018-10-07 03:46am

Raw Shark wrote:
2018-10-07 02:26am
Do we have any firsthand experience with the relative quality of hugely-stretched lip blowjobs? And that neck ring thing? Not that it would relate to reproduction at all, but fuck having more babies anyway (okay, that didn't come out the way I meant) and inquiring minds want to know...
IIRC, the stretched lips thing is to make the woman's lips resemble the labia majora. No, really. That's the thinking. They also have a rather specific ideal for what the labia itself should look like, too.

Don't know (or perhaps I just don't remember) why they like women with long necks, though, but I do recall that the rings are specifically to make the neck grow longer during development. That one is just odd, but I think both details are linked to the relative power of men in their society, since these beauty ideals both lead women to get some pretty serious body modifications done to them just to look sexy. Kinda like plastic surgery and boob jobs in our own society, but even more pervasive in the culture(s) that practice that stuff. Same goes for foot binding in China (something you definitely don't want to do a google image search on if you want to keep your sanity. Especially if you have a foot fetish, I imagine).
"Still, I would love to see human beings, and their constituent organ systems, trivialized and commercialized to the same extent as damn iPods and other crappy consumer products. It would be absolutely horrific, yet so wonderful." — Shroom Man 777
"To Err is Human; to Arrr is Pirate." — Skallagrim
“I would suggest "Schmuckulating", which is what Futurists do and, by extension, what they are." — Commenter "Rayneau"
The Magic Eight Ball Conspiracy.

User avatar
Raw Shark
Stunt Driver / Babysitter
Posts: 6433
Joined: 2005-11-24 09:35am
Location: One Mile Up

Re: An important announcement for y'all

Post by Raw Shark » 2018-10-07 03:56am

I've always been turned off by fake boobs. They just make me sad. I'm more of a tactile guy I guess. Small ones are better than fake ones, IMHO.

"Do I really look like a guy with a plan? Y'know what I am? I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it! Y'know, I just do things..." --The Joker

User avatar
Raw Shark
Stunt Driver / Babysitter
Posts: 6433
Joined: 2005-11-24 09:35am
Location: One Mile Up

Re: An important announcement for y'all

Post by Raw Shark » 2018-10-07 04:09am

Alyrium Denryle wrote:
2018-10-05 11:49pm
That kinda depends. There aren't many good empirical studies about the sexual preferences of gay and bisexual men, save for a few that have studied MHC detection through olfaction...
Speaking as a fellow scientist, I think this might deserve further observation.

"Do I really look like a guy with a plan? Y'know what I am? I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it! Y'know, I just do things..." --The Joker

User avatar
Alyrium Denryle
Minister of Sin
Posts: 22049
Joined: 2002-07-11 08:34pm
Location: The Deep Desert
Contact:

Re: An important announcement for y'all

Post by Alyrium Denryle » 2018-10-07 08:52am

Raw Shark wrote:
2018-10-07 04:09am
Alyrium Denryle wrote:
2018-10-05 11:49pm
That kinda depends. There aren't many good empirical studies about the sexual preferences of gay and bisexual men, save for a few that have studied MHC detection through olfaction...
Speaking as a fellow scientist, I think this might deserve further observation.
That can be arranged. :wink:
GALE Force Biological Agent/
BOTM/Great Dolphin Conspiracy/
Entomology and Evolutionary Biology Subdirector:SD.net Dept. of Biological Sciences


There is Grandeur in the View of Life; it fills me with a Deep Wonder, and Intense Cynicism.

Factio republicanum delenda est

User avatar
aerius
Charismatic Cult Leader
Posts: 14239
Joined: 2002-08-18 07:27pm
Location: YHM

Re: An important announcement for y'all

Post by aerius » 2018-10-07 08:40pm

I was gonna say something, but I totally lost my train of thought thanks to Aria Giovanni's boobs.

Image
Image
aerius: I'll vote for you if you sleep with me. :)
Lusankya: Deal!
Say, do you want it to be a threesome with your wife? Or a foursome with your wife and sister-in-law? I'm up for either. :P

User avatar
J
Kaye Elle Emenopey
Posts: 5660
Joined: 2002-12-14 02:23pm
Location: YHM

Re: An important announcement for y'all

Post by J » 2018-10-07 09:59pm

aerius wrote:
2018-10-07 08:40pm
I was gonna say something, but I totally lost my train of thought thanks to Aria Giovanni's boobs.
Image
This post is a 100% natural organic product.
The slight variations in spelling and grammar enhance its individual character and beauty and in no way are to be considered flaws or defects


I'm not sure why people choose 'To Love is to Bury' as their wedding song...It's about a murder-suicide
- Margo Timmins


When it becomes serious, you have to lie
- Jean-Claude Juncker

User avatar
Elfdart
The Anti-Shep
Posts: 10134
Joined: 2004-04-28 11:32pm
Location: What's the bonus for shooting bad guys from behind?

Re: An important announcement for y'all

Post by Elfdart » 2018-10-08 08:41pm

Boobs have never killed anyone, you know? I mean you could suffocate somebody.

--Eva Green
Yeah, I bet she could:

Image
"The actual smallest viable human unit is Jordan Peterson’s dick"

----Allen Ventano

User avatar
InsaneTD
Jedi Knight
Posts: 621
Joined: 2010-07-13 12:10am
Location: South Australia

Re: An important announcement for y'all

Post by InsaneTD » 2018-10-09 01:28am

I wouldn't mind being smothered by those.

User avatar
Raw Shark
Stunt Driver / Babysitter
Posts: 6433
Joined: 2005-11-24 09:35am
Location: One Mile Up

Re: An important announcement for y'all

Post by Raw Shark » 2018-10-09 09:43am

I worked in the butcher department of my first grocery store for exactly one day, when I was fifteen. Apparently their noob hazing ritual involved Rodney Kinging you from behind with an entire pork loin. I did not respond in the manner that management would have preferred. Fortunately they just transferred me.

"Do I really look like a guy with a plan? Y'know what I am? I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it! Y'know, I just do things..." --The Joker

User avatar
The Infidel
Jedi Knight
Posts: 647
Joined: 2009-05-07 01:32pm
Location: Norway

Re: An important announcement for y'all

Post by The Infidel » 2018-10-09 02:46pm

Alyrium Denryle wrote:
2018-10-07 08:52am
Raw Shark wrote:
2018-10-07 04:09am
Alyrium Denryle wrote:
2018-10-05 11:49pm
That kinda depends. There aren't many good empirical studies about the sexual preferences of gay and bisexual men, save for a few that have studied MHC detection through olfaction...
Speaking as a fellow scientist, I think this might deserve further observation.
That can be arranged. :wink:
Am I helping? ;)
Image
Image
It is very difficult to believe in a god when some people are never struck by lightning. -Calvin

"The world language is English as spoken by foreigners." -Kristen Nygaard

User avatar
The Infidel
Jedi Knight
Posts: 647
Joined: 2009-05-07 01:32pm
Location: Norway

Re: An important announcement for y'all

Post by The Infidel » 2018-10-09 02:48pm

aerius wrote:
2018-10-07 08:40pm
I was gonna say something, but I totally lost my train of thought thanks to Aria Giovanni's boobs.

Image
There's definitely something genetic going on!
(Don't look, fellas, but what color are her eyes?)
Image
Image
It is very difficult to believe in a god when some people are never struck by lightning. -Calvin

"The world language is English as spoken by foreigners." -Kristen Nygaard

User avatar
The Infidel
Jedi Knight
Posts: 647
Joined: 2009-05-07 01:32pm
Location: Norway

Re: An important announcement for y'all

Post by The Infidel » 2018-10-09 02:51pm

J wrote:
2018-10-07 09:59pm
aerius wrote:
2018-10-07 08:40pm
I was gonna say something, but I totally lost my train of thought thanks to Aria Giovanni's boobs.
Image
Nonono.... With class!
Image
Image
It is very difficult to believe in a god when some people are never struck by lightning. -Calvin

"The world language is English as spoken by foreigners." -Kristen Nygaard

User avatar
SCRawl
Has a bad feeling about this.
Posts: 4145
Joined: 2002-12-24 03:11pm
Location: Burlington, Canada

Re: An important announcement for y'all

Post by SCRawl » 2018-10-09 09:17pm

The Infidel wrote:
2018-10-09 02:48pm

(Don't look, fellas, but what color are her eyes?)
Literally no one knows.
73% of all statistics are made up, including this one.

I'm waiting as fast as I can.

User avatar
U.P. Cinnabar
Sith Devotee
Posts: 3116
Joined: 2016-02-05 08:11pm
Location: Aboard the RCS Princess Cecile

Re: An important announcement for y'all

Post by U.P. Cinnabar » 2018-10-09 09:43pm

Dark brown.
"Beware the Beast, Man, for he is the Devil's pawn. Alone amongst God's primates, he kills for sport, for lust, for greed. Yea, he will murder his brother to possess his brother's land. Let him not breed in great numbers, for he will make a desert of his home and yours. Shun him, drive him back into his jungle lair, for he is the harbinger of Death.."
—29th Scroll, 6th Verse of Ape Law
"Indelible in the hippocampus is the laughter. The uproarious laughter between the two, and their having fun at my expense.”
---Doctor Christine Blasey-Ford

User avatar
Alyrium Denryle
Minister of Sin
Posts: 22049
Joined: 2002-07-11 08:34pm
Location: The Deep Desert
Contact:

Re: An important announcement for y'all

Post by Alyrium Denryle » 2018-10-10 08:51am

The Infidel wrote:
2018-10-09 02:46pm
Alyrium Denryle wrote:
2018-10-07 08:52am
Raw Shark wrote:
2018-10-07 04:09am


Speaking as a fellow scientist, I think this might deserve further observation.
That can be arranged. :wink:
Am I helping? ;)
Yes. Yes you are.
GALE Force Biological Agent/
BOTM/Great Dolphin Conspiracy/
Entomology and Evolutionary Biology Subdirector:SD.net Dept. of Biological Sciences


There is Grandeur in the View of Life; it fills me with a Deep Wonder, and Intense Cynicism.

Factio republicanum delenda est

User avatar
The Infidel
Jedi Knight
Posts: 647
Joined: 2009-05-07 01:32pm
Location: Norway

Re: An important announcement for y'all

Post by The Infidel » 2018-10-10 11:10am

U.P. Cinnabar wrote:
2018-10-09 09:43pm
Dark brown.
Are you suuuure you didn't look?
Image
Image
It is very difficult to believe in a god when some people are never struck by lightning. -Calvin

"The world language is English as spoken by foreigners." -Kristen Nygaard

User avatar
U.P. Cinnabar
Sith Devotee
Posts: 3116
Joined: 2016-02-05 08:11pm
Location: Aboard the RCS Princess Cecile

Re: An important announcement for y'all

Post by U.P. Cinnabar » 2018-10-10 11:56am

Olive complexion, raven black hair, so the color of Her eyes is an almost dead cert.
"Beware the Beast, Man, for he is the Devil's pawn. Alone amongst God's primates, he kills for sport, for lust, for greed. Yea, he will murder his brother to possess his brother's land. Let him not breed in great numbers, for he will make a desert of his home and yours. Shun him, drive him back into his jungle lair, for he is the harbinger of Death.."
—29th Scroll, 6th Verse of Ape Law
"Indelible in the hippocampus is the laughter. The uproarious laughter between the two, and their having fun at my expense.”
---Doctor Christine Blasey-Ford

User avatar
The Infidel
Jedi Knight
Posts: 647
Joined: 2009-05-07 01:32pm
Location: Norway

Re: An important announcement for y'all

Post by The Infidel » 2018-10-10 03:46pm

U.P. Cinnabar wrote:
2018-10-10 11:56am
Olive complexion, raven black hair, so the color of Her eyes is an almost dead cert.
Yeah, guess you're right. If I'm talking to a woman and I afterwards become a bit insecure whether my eyes misbehaved or not, I try to remember her eyes, then her boobs. If I only remember the first, it's all good.
Image
Image
It is very difficult to believe in a god when some people are never struck by lightning. -Calvin

"The world language is English as spoken by foreigners." -Kristen Nygaard

User avatar
Raw Shark
Stunt Driver / Babysitter
Posts: 6433
Joined: 2005-11-24 09:35am
Location: One Mile Up

Re: An important announcement for y'all

Post by Raw Shark » 2018-10-10 09:59pm

SCRawl wrote:
2018-10-09 09:17pm
Literally no one knows.
Not even her. Such is the power.

"Do I really look like a guy with a plan? Y'know what I am? I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it! Y'know, I just do things..." --The Joker

User avatar
LaCroix
Sith Marauder
Posts: 4547
Joined: 2004-12-21 12:14pm
Location: Sopron District, Hungary, Europe, Terra

Re: An important announcement for y'all

Post by LaCroix » 2018-10-11 06:14am

I love the combination she has - dark hair and blue eyes are a stunning combination...
A minute's thought suggests that the very idea of this is stupid. A more detailed examination raises the possibility that it might be an answer to the question "how could the Germans win the war after the US gets involved?" - Captain Seafort, in a thread proposing a 1942 'D-Day' in Quiberon Bay

I do archery skeet. With a Trebuchet.

User avatar
Raw Shark
Stunt Driver / Babysitter
Posts: 6433
Joined: 2005-11-24 09:35am
Location: One Mile Up

Re: An important announcement for y'all

Post by Raw Shark » 2018-10-11 06:23am

Job Offer: If you seriously want a fish slap, I have some time...

"Do I really look like a guy with a plan? Y'know what I am? I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it! Y'know, I just do things..." --The Joker

User avatar
aerius
Charismatic Cult Leader
Posts: 14239
Joined: 2002-08-18 07:27pm
Location: YHM

Re: An important announcement for y'all

Post by aerius » 2018-10-11 10:52pm

The Infidel wrote:
2018-10-09 02:48pm
There's definitely something genetic going on!
(Don't look, fellas, but what color are her eyes?)
I was distracted, but did you say something about genetic?
I agree, we definitely need to figure out the genetics responsible for her boobs.
Image
aerius: I'll vote for you if you sleep with me. :)
Lusankya: Deal!
Say, do you want it to be a threesome with your wife? Or a foursome with your wife and sister-in-law? I'm up for either. :P

User avatar
madd0ct0r
Sith Acolyte
Posts: 5517
Joined: 2008-03-14 07:47am

Re: An important announcement for y'all

Post by madd0ct0r » 2018-10-12 07:02am

Alyrium Denryle wrote:
2018-10-06 11:16pm
... these days you can actually do observational studies of not just socially monogamous or polygamous societies, but polyamorous relationships, in order to see if polygamy threshold models hold true.

But trying to create some sort of story about why people are attracted to any given secondary sex characteristic? Noooo. Those are way the fuck too culturally mediated
It makes me so sad that googling "polygamy threshold model" sends me to the wikipage for the 'polygany threshold model"
"Aid, trade, green technology and peace." - Hans Rosling.
"Welcome to SDN, where we can't see the forest because walking into trees repeatedly feels good, bro." - Mr Coffee

User avatar
Raw Shark
Stunt Driver / Babysitter
Posts: 6433
Joined: 2005-11-24 09:35am
Location: One Mile Up

Re: An important announcement for y'all

Post by Raw Shark » 2018-10-12 11:30am

aerius wrote:
2018-10-11 10:52pm
The Infidel wrote:
2018-10-09 02:48pm
There's definitely something genetic going on!
(Don't look, fellas, but what color are her eyes?)
I was distracted, but did you say something about genetic?
I agree, we definitely need to figure out the genetics responsible for her boobs.
[deploys the Alyrium Signal; it looks like a spider on the clouds]

"Do I really look like a guy with a plan? Y'know what I am? I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it! Y'know, I just do things..." --The Joker

User avatar
Alyrium Denryle
Minister of Sin
Posts: 22049
Joined: 2002-07-11 08:34pm
Location: The Deep Desert
Contact:

Re: An important announcement for y'all

Post by Alyrium Denryle » 2018-10-12 12:11pm

Raw Shark wrote:
2018-10-12 11:30am
aerius wrote:
2018-10-11 10:52pm
The Infidel wrote:
2018-10-09 02:48pm
There's definitely something genetic going on!
(Don't look, fellas, but what color are her eyes?)
I was distracted, but did you say something about genetic?
I agree, we definitely need to figure out the genetics responsible for her boobs.
[deploys the Alyrium Signal; it looks like a spider on the clouds]


There are seven genetic markers recently found to influence breast size, though two of them are also associated with breast cancer risk...
GALE Force Biological Agent/
BOTM/Great Dolphin Conspiracy/
Entomology and Evolutionary Biology Subdirector:SD.net Dept. of Biological Sciences


There is Grandeur in the View of Life; it fills me with a Deep Wonder, and Intense Cynicism.

Factio republicanum delenda est

Post Reply