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Making Sullust to Endor Video

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I needs to know what y'all want to see in a "Sullust to Endor" video.

Luke doing a 12 hour "pee pee" dance in front of the Emperor?

Han Solo and the ground assault team being lost in the Endor bunker for hours? And the bunker consisting of one hallway with one door at the end?

X-Wing pilots getting cabin fever in their cockpits?

Let me know everything you want to see!
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How about the Emperor falling asleep in his chair periodically?
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Remember Jackie Chan in "Cannonball Run?" How about an X-Wing Pilot puts a copy of "Behind the Green Blast Door" into the video display?
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A couple rebel fighters detouring to a space station to take a pee.
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Vader and Luke making small talk in front of the emperor a la the two stormtroopers in ANH "So, have you seen the new TX-13?"
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I think a series of clips of two X-Wing pilots having an hours long debate about in-universe fictional universes (be it a verses debate, or something like the Quest for Quasar controversy) over the comm systems could be funny. It would drive the other pilots so crazy that one of them actually tears out his speakers in frustration, and when they get there, misses the news about the shield and crashes into it.
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The emperor should order his guards to bring in some cots.
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The Emperor calls Mara Jade and Lumiya to offer some 'entertaiment' to Luke and Vader.
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Have a scene with Darth Vader and Luke before the Emperor's secretary, in a contemporary-looking office.
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*Vader and Luke standing around looking bored*

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lord Martiya wrote:The Emperor calls Mara Jade and Lumiya to offer some 'entertaiment' to Luke and Vader.
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Silver Jedi wrote:I think a series of clips of two X-Wing pilots having an hours long debate about in-universe fictional universes (be it a verses debate, or something like the Quest for Quasar controversy) over the comm systems could be funny. It would drive the other pilots so crazy that one of them actually tears out his speakers in frustration, and when they get there, misses the news about the shield and crashes into it.
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As long as you repeatedly hammer the point home that this is what trektards actually believe happened, it'll be fine.
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Remember the movie "The Right Stuff"? Wasn't there a scene where the astronaught, just waiting on the launch pad had to pee in his spacesuit?
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Or how about a scene wiith the fighter pilot watching movies in his cockpit?

And be sure to include the mid-way pitstop half-way to Endor of hauling the fighters back in to the cap ships.

One more thing that might be interesting--the trektards insist that it took so long due to them needing to walk several km from the innards of the bunker back out to the back door clearing "on the other side of the ridge". If it was such a long distance, why didn't the Imperials just escort them out the much closer front door, which is right by the shuttle pad to begin with?
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Coiler wrote:Have a scene with Darth Vader and Luke before the Emperor's secretary, in a contemporary-looking office.
Elevator scene, complete with elevator music, a-la the end of "The Blues Brothers" movie.
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Knife wrote:A couple rebel fighters detouring to a space station to take a pee.
To pick up hookers. The Trektards think they had enough time.
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Darth Servo wrote:One more thing that might be interesting--the trektards insist that it took so long due to them needing to walk several km from the innards of the bunker back out to the back door clearing "on the other side of the ridge". If it was such a long distance, why didn't the Imperials just escort them out the much closer front door, which is right by the shuttle pad to begin with?
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Keep 'em coming. I'll be looking at the argument itself for more humor. However, those of you that have recently fought SFJ Trektards who regurgitate Darkstar's bullshit, put down some or all of the points they bring up. I'll attack all of 'em!
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Surely there's room for a few Airplane references in there? Maybe something to do with inflight meals, perhaps having human crew members ordering the fish, and the Mon Calamari ordering the human, or a take-off of the 'but enough about me...*dead*' scene.
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Lord Poe wrote:Keep 'em coming. I'll be looking at the argument itself for more humor. However, those of you that have recently fought SFJ Trektards who regurgitate Darkstar's bullshit, put down some or all of the points they bring up. I'll attack all of 'em!
This is an incomplete list, but here it goes:

Emperor's secretary.

Emperor sleeping late.

Extremely long bunker tunnels.

That's all I can remember for now.
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Maybe you can drop nine others into the throne room scene for jury deliberations. If you want to get wackier, you can go Monty Python and make them play courtroom charades..."Bring out the next deaf-end-ant!!"
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El Moose Monstero wrote:Surely there's room for a few Airplane references in there? Maybe something to do with inflight meals, perhaps having human crew members ordering the fish, and the Mon Calamari ordering the human, or a take-off of the 'but enough about me...*dead*' scene.
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General Schatten wrote:Ackbar: All of you shut the Hell up. Don't make me turn this fleet around!
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Palpatine dozing off in his chair.

Vader plugging his life-support system into a wall socket to recharge.

Vader, Luke, and Palpatine play a game of Monopoly while they wait (everyone knows that takes forever).

Ackbar paints a picture of something (he'll regret that when Thrawn comes back).

R2-D2 and C-3PO killing time in the forest: improvising chess pieces out of tree bark?

I suppose you could have the ewoks spend the time making traps, but that may not be the effect you're looking for.
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Lord Poe wrote:Keep 'em coming. I'll be looking at the argument itself for more humor. However, those of you that have recently fought SFJ Trektards who regurgitate Darkstar's bullshit, put down some or all of the points they bring up. I'll attack all of 'em!
Here is some of their "justification" for the Coruscant-to-Geonosis trip taking a long time: it takes a while to organize the whole arena spectacle--call all the VIPs so they can clear their schedule, arrange to get the animals on loan from the local zoo, advertise, sell tickets, get food for the concession stands, and of course HOURS to actually get everyone into their seats in the stadium.
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