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Dramatic readings by U235

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Uraniun235
PostPosted: 2011-03-14 09:37pm 

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Here are some dramatic readings I have done. I hope you enjoy them.


Chapter 1 of ARMAGEDDON?? - as seen on these very forums (includes hastily improvised snarking at random intervals)

Chapter 1, of Book 1, of GORZORD - as seen on "the official universal series website"

(this one's NOT SAFE FOR WORK) a terrible FORD PREFECT erotic fanfiction, as written by someone else (i think it was originally a Gundam Wing slash fic? also i may have ripped off RLM towards the end. not apologizing for it. deal with it.)

A selected episode of the adventures of Reginald and Beartato - as seen on the Nedroid website (features me swearing about a technical malfunction)

Little Nephew's Hip-Hop Pants - as seen on Achewood (includes image alt-text)

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Aaron
PostPosted: 2011-03-14 10:48pm 

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I totally lost it at "BALLS!"

I was laughing so hard that my son came out of his room to see what was so funny. :lol:
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Stofsk
PostPosted: 2011-03-14 11:00pm 

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hehehe BALLS said lt wong :lol:

You can write this shit, but you can't say it can't say it with a straight face. :)
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Oni Koneko Damien
PostPosted: 2011-03-15 12:37am 

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I am coming out of lurking for the first time in over five months to say that I support this message.
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General Zod
PostPosted: 2011-03-15 12:41am 

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Somehow the background music just really does wonders for the mood.
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Gandalf
PostPosted: 2011-03-15 01:27am 

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That newsreel style music is awesome.

I also like the quick snark jabs.
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Havok
PostPosted: 2011-03-15 01:47am 

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Absolute brilliance.
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weemadando
PostPosted: 2011-03-15 05:06am 

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It's not until someone reads it and doesn't allow your brain to self-skim and edit that you realise just how much fluff and technogoobledegookwidgetry is in there.
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Rye
PostPosted: 2011-03-15 08:24am 

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Absolute lol. I am tempted to try and remix it into a song.
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Darth Fanboy
PostPosted: 2011-03-15 12:10pm 

DUH! WINNING!


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Autotune the U!

Truly epic.
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Shroom Man 777
PostPosted: 2011-03-15 10:44pm 

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This needs to be spread throughout the nine vectors of the universe.
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Oni Koneko Damien
PostPosted: 2011-03-16 12:47am 

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I knew the Salvation War one reminded me of something:



The source material for both dramatic readings are about the same level of quality, too.
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Metatwaddle
PostPosted: 2011-03-16 02:46am 

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The first chapter of TSW is amazing. I started giggling at the FBI warning, but totally lost it at "BALLS".

The music is perfect too.
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Alyrium Denryle
PostPosted: 2011-03-16 06:33am 

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Metatwaddle wrote:
The first chapter of TSW is amazing. I started giggling at the FBI warning, but totally lost it at "BALLS".

The music is perfect too.


Lost it at what happened to the demon in Singapore.

Also, I demand more.
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fnord
PostPosted: 2011-03-16 09:28pm 

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Add me to the list of people who lost it at "BALLS!".

I did do a dramatic reading of this chapter, but the time and space constraints I was working under made my rendition suck vacuum compared to this.
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Nieztchean Uber-Amoeba
PostPosted: 2011-03-17 01:16am 

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I had to stop it at the racing over the piles of radar jargon. Excellence.
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Lonestar
PostPosted: 2011-03-17 07:46pm 

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Nieztchean Uber-Amoeba wrote:
I had to stop it at the racing over the piles of radar jargon. Excellence.


Man, it sounds as if U235 is having a hard time keeping a straight face while he's doing that.
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Uraniun235
PostPosted: 2011-03-18 01:34am 

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Oddly, I almost never have a problem with erupting into laughter. I remember Red wondering how I didn't bust up laughing while reading GORZORD as well. I'm not quite sure why that is.
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Bob the Gunslinger
PostPosted: 2011-03-31 02:31pm 

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The text is terrible, but the delivery was awesome. Thank you for trying to make Armageddon??? accessible, but I still couldn't make it more than halfway.

Also, for some reason, I just can't imagine your voice coming from the Uraniun whose photos I've seen on this and other boards. Maybe you just need a goatee.
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Scottish Ninja
PostPosted: 2011-03-31 09:34pm 

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Somehow that music seems to swell perfectly at all the right moments. Loved the bit about Blackadder particularly.
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Mr. Coffee
PostPosted: 2011-04-03 08:04pm 

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How in the hell did you manage to keep your voice straight reading that shit out loud, U? There was a couple of points in the Armageddon read I could swear you were going to loose your shit. Do more. This is fucking awesome.
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