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Went to the Zoo in Jerusalem last week, Took some pictures (I'm very out of shape), here are a few :)

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Cat dump (I just love cats). Some barn yard cats I snapped some shots of while at a dairy farm:

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Managed to shoot this on my way back from the Fens. Luckily I had my telephoto lens on and everything was primed.

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Self-portrait sequence shot

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So during a monitoring event on private property, we ran into a few rubber-neckers. Mr Ed here figured he'd help the boss man take readings and posed long enough for me to get another shot. Even being from Texas, I don't hang around horses all the time, but I've ridden a few and been close to more than my fair share. However, I always end up forgetting just how fucking big they are. Cows don't have that kind of effect on me, but horses just feel.... massive, I guess. It's hard to explain.

The cows didn't want anything to do with us, besides wondering what was going on, but Mr. Ed decided he liked having his face rubbed just not behind his ears. We did end up shooing him off when he tried to get at our purge water bucket though. Yea, that isn't for drinking.
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Just some doodles after reading some iron man comics

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still trying to work on my proportions
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Greetings~

I want to show off, what I have been working on recently.

All of these are for a story I am writing.

I hope you enjoy it.

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I've been doing photography for almost three months so I figure I'd share my best work.

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cami glamorous by frakkinphotos, on Flickr

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christin grey sunny 1 by frakkinphotos, on Flickr

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danielle 1 bw-1 small by frakkinphotos, on Flickr

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madison sad 2 by frakkinphotos, on Flickr

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laura tattoo 2 by frakkinphotos, on Flickr

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long exposure 75 3 by frakkinphotos, on Flickr



And people say shooting in museums is difficult.

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high museum 5 by frakkinphotos, on Flickr

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Moved into new place (rented) while we're building our house, view's nice:
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The house is coming along too:
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Some of the food related stuff I've done the last few months:
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Brisket, smoked for 12+ hours:
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What a cutie! Is she really big, or is that chair really small? :P
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biostem wrote:What a cutie! Is she really big, or is that chair really small? :P
She's normal size, and the chair is kinda small for me. But that's become HER CHAIR :lol: . But it's bad for my moms hip due to the Lupus and I can fit, it's just a pain in the ass. :lol:
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My newest pulse laser rifle thanks to Pimp My Gun. The battery essentially gets put into the handgrip ala the Wattz 3000 mod laser rifle:


Incredibly potent and the muzzle break is to keep the focusing array from getting damaged. It also uses thermal clips to help keep the heat down. It's capabilities is comparable to the next weapon, but at the cost of more weight and longer barrel.
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The above is a 'Burst Rifle', which is pretty powerful. It utilizes Electro-Thermal Chemical Triple coaxial Plasma Igniter technology and can fire a 5.56x35mm (this is the dimensions of the actual bullet) round that masses 15 grams at high velocity (2km/s) which inflicts immense kinetic energy (30kJ worth). It can utilize hypervelocity rounds that flings a 10 gram round at 3km/s (or 45kJ worth of kinetic energy). The immense energy is due to advancements of metallurgy and proliferation of armored exoskeletons, powered armor, cybernetics, and gene-modding (the first three require a certain level of kinetic energy to have a hope to penetrate, the last requires rounds going so fast due to enhancements to a biological's reaction time which goes well into SPARTAN Time territory).
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Here's a OC I made, Frank Hamilton and his armor Psychonizer.
Based on Jaspion and other metal heroes.

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His partner, Laura and her armor, Lady Laura.
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https://imgur.com/vmyGt9W A link in case the pic is too big on it's own.

This is "movie poster" I made for an assignment (for my studies) using manually drawn elements and manipulated photo in Photoshop (Photoshop 2021 to be exact), any comments would be welcome.
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His Divine Shadow wrote: 2013-10-28 05:04am Moved into new place (rented) while we're building our house, view's nice:
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The house is coming along too:
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Some of the food related stuff I've done the last few months:
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Brisket, smoked for 12+ hours:
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I love your BBQ style, looks really tasty
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