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Darth Wong wrote:
Zablorg wrote:Honestly, a "who would win" debate really isn't for them. Trek is not designed to show off fictional weaponary prowess, it's about...

What the fuck is it about?
TOS was a corny space adventure, but it was fun.
TNG was about lecturing us on how we should all behave.
DS9 was a Babylon5 rip-off, but it was mostly about milking the cash cow.
VOY was a Battlestar Galactica rip-off, but it was mostly about milking the cash cow.
ENT was purely milking the cash cow.

Actually, you hit the nail on the head with regards to TNG sense of moral superiority. Trekkies think that the Feds will always win because every battle in Star Trek is eventually framed as a moral dilemma at some point. Ans since they think the feds are morally superior to everyone, they always win because they always make the 'right' choice. Trekkies therefore NEED the Feds to win because their so emotionally invested in their image of the federation as a morally superior utopia. If the Feds lost, then that would invalidate their utopian fantasy.
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Well, that's it. I'm discontinuing "Lord_Vespasian." I no longer have the time or patience to deal with that retard any longer. It simply takes too long to spell everything out for him to the extent that he cannot connect the dots by himself (i.e. "the fleet will be here any minute" contradicts "several hours passed between then and when the strike team was captured).

If anyone wants to continue that debate, be my guest.
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JMSpock isn't exactly improving in the other Armageddon vs. thread. At least he admits that a stupid Bat'leth charge is "Reasonably likely".
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Zablorg has entered the fray!


And just in time too, we've got some lovely little points I can tear apart!
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You know, I'm wondering if we should just stop feeding the troll and not post in the ST.com Trek/Wars thread anymore.
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Aratech wrote:Ghetto edit.

I have managed to get my next response up our dear friend Spock. It seems he's reached new levels of lunacy, now denying G-canon on screen visuals as "nothing" and dismissing a cited quote from Roddenberry himself saying that Stardates are random. Man, this guy would make Darkstar proud.
I'm not sure where I read this, but it's been explicitly stated that stardates from the original series are the production codes assigned to every script. The reason their so hard to derive a time index from them is that the filming sequence was slightly different that the airing sequence.
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Coiler wrote:You know, I'm wondering if we should just stop feeding the troll and not post in the ST.com Trek/Wars thread anymore.
I think most of the reason why Aratech, TC, and Servo are still arguing is to show just how ridiculous Spock and his cabal really are. Any third-party observer who comes into that thread can see just how fanatically deranged the guy is, and now its just a question of "how far into the realm of hilarity can they push this moron's arguments?"
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Holy crap, JMSpock actually claimed a tricorder is more sophisticated than "a basic FTL drive" in the Orks vs. Trek thread on SFJ!
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Junghalli wrote:Holy crap, JMSpock actually claimed a tricorder is more sophisticated than "a basic FTL drive" in the Orks vs. Trek thread on SFJ!
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That's like saying the radar array on a carrier is more sophisticated than the nuclear reactor and engines driving the thing.
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skies wrote:Actually, you hit the nail on the head with regards to TNG sense of moral superiority. Trekkies think that the Feds will always win because every battle in Star Trek is eventually framed as a moral dilemma at some point. Ans since they think the feds are morally superior to everyone, they always win because they always make the 'right' choice. Trekkies therefore NEED the Feds to win because their so emotionally invested in their image of the federation as a morally superior utopia. If the Feds lost, then that would invalidate their utopian fantasy.
The amazing cognitive dissonance there (as others have already pointed out) is that these same people are obsessively defending a utopian ideal that they themselves don't seem to believe in, judging on their stated positions on RL issues. Dorkstar's been excoriated on this site as a classic example of that.

Hell, that's a problem inherent to their very position in the arguments. The underlying implication of these increasingly ridiculous arguments is that the pro-Trek side has an emotional need to see the UFP as being militarily dominant in all things, so much so that they've tied their own egos into asserting such an outcome regardless of logic or evidence. Yet the various series themselves have often depicted the UFP (and Starfleet in particular) as being opposed to militarism to the point of seriously endangering their existence as a sovereign entity (as shown by their grievously inept preparation and maintenance of armed forces) and in frequently denying to some degree that Starfleet even constitutes a military force.

To put it simply, they are advocating a position for their beloved franchise that would probably appall many of the same "heroes" they worship. Their arguments are so batshit insane because the very foundation is nothing but stacked guano. You can't reason someone out of a position they didn't reason themselves into, but you can have fun mocking their stupid asses.
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Coiler wrote:JMSpock isn't exactly improving in the other Armageddon vs. thread. At least he admits that a stupid Bat'leth charge is "Reasonably likely".
I'm not an expert of this 'Armageddon' thing, so I have a question: do the Orks possess a machine gun equivalent? If yes, so the bat'leth charge is not stupid, it's a mass Darwin Award.
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lord Martiya wrote: I'm not an expert of this 'Armageddon' thing, so I have a question: do the Orks possess a machine gun equivalent? If yes, so the bat'leth charge is not stupid, it's a mass Darwin Award.
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I supposed this.
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lord Martiya wrote: I'm not an expert of this 'Armageddon' thing, so I have a question: do the Orks possess a machine gun equivalent? If yes, so the bat'leth charge is not stupid, it's a mass Darwin Award.
Actually, the Armageddon debate I was referring to had the Klingons substituted for the Orks, so they'd be fighting the Guard there. Still isn't going to make them die any slower.... :P
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Jedi Master Spock wrote:Self-sustaining plasma weapons, probably trilithium based, are one of the strongest possibilities. We saw the Klingons burn an innocent world using one of those in "The Chase." More conventional bombardments are also possible.
Gotta love how he uses the fancy chain reaction weapon that destroyed primitive organic lifeforms as evidence that the same trick can be used to cause damage to infrastructure of an advanced civilization.
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Coiler wrote:Actually, the Armageddon debate I was referring to had the Klingons substituted for the Orks, so they'd be fighting the Guard there. Still isn't going to make them die any slower.... :P
So Heavy Bolters, Autocannons, Stubbers, and Mortars is what we're looking at. Hell, we only need one component of the forces sent to defend Armageddon: The Death Korps, their trench warfare style is perfectly suited to countering the Klingons suicide attempt... ahem... I mean charge.
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Hell, we only need one component of the forces sent to defend Armageddon: The Death Korps, their trench warfare style is perfectly suited to countering the Klingons suicide attempt... ahem... I mean charge.
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The native army of Armageddon could also be used in this instance, The steel Legion who seemed pretty similar, lots and lots of tanks, heheh.
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Here's a challenge to the SFJ types:

Figure out what powers that you will accept can own the Federation so hard there is no point in attempting to argue the matter. At last count we have a six page stckied thread on the subject in regards tot he Empire here. Show some 'reasoning'.
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Whats this about sleeping in a car trip? I know that killallewoks has mis-interpreted it as something to do with "who can sleap the most", but I'm not sure of its actual context.
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Joe Momma wrote:
skies wrote:Actually, you hit the nail on the head with regards to TNG sense of moral superiority. Trekkies think that the Feds will always win because every battle in Star Trek is eventually framed as a moral dilemma at some point. Ans since they think the feds are morally superior to everyone, they always win because they always make the 'right' choice. Trekkies therefore NEED the Feds to win because their so emotionally invested in their image of the federation as a morally superior utopia. If the Feds lost, then that would invalidate their utopian fantasy.


The amazing cognitive dissonance there (as others have already pointed out) is that these same people are obsessively defending a utopian ideal that they themselves don't seem to believe in, judging on their stated positions on RL issues. Dorkstar's been excoriated on this site as a classic example of that.

Hell, that's a problem inherent to their very position in the arguments. The underlying implication of these increasingly ridiculous arguments is that the pro-Trek side has an emotional need to see the UFP as being militarily dominant in all things, so much so that they've tied their own egos into asserting such an outcome regardless of logic or evidence.

Yet the various series themselves have often depicted the UFP (and Starfleet in particular) as being opposed to militarism to the point of seriously endangering their existence as a sovereign entity (as shown by their grievously inept preparation and maintenance of armed forces) and in frequently denying to some degree that Starfleet even constitutes a military force. To put it simply, they are advocating a position for their beloved franchise that would probably appall many of the same "heroes" they worship. Their arguments are so batshit insane because the very foundation is nothing but stacked guano. You can't reason someone out of a position they didn't reason themselves into, but you can have fun mocking their stupid asses.

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It's funny how star fleet denies being a military force. They have a military command structure (with a rigidly enforced hierarchy), military uniforms, and militarized vessels. Hell, even the so called science core have a uniform (a sort of gray jumpsuit with a silver bar across the chest).

I don't recall real world exploration and shipping vessels having weapons, except in times of war or in dangerous areas; even then, they had just light armament for basic defense and relied on fully armed naval escorts. Basically, you never arm a vessel unless you plan to use them, ether in battle or as a projection of force (i.e. gun boat diplomacy, patrol duty, or defensive escort).The only times armed vessels were used for exploration by nation states was when a navel vessel was tasked with a special exploratory mission One such example is when James Cook explored the coast of Australia, and even there he was a naval captain using the Endeavour, which was a merchant ship.

The only thing non-military about starfleet seems to be their strategic and tactical (lack) of ability. Hell, it took a a Vorg invasion, the return of the Romulans and the threat of a second war with the Cardasians and an invasion by the Dominion to get them to build dedicated warships like the Reliant class. And even then, they were still using general ships like the Galaxy class for Battle.
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Zablorg wrote:Whats this about sleeping in a car trip? I know that killallewoks has mis-interpreted it as something to do with "who can sleap the most", but I'm not sure of its actual context.
It's an argument about whether you can get any productive sleep while in an X-wing cockpit and thus X-wing pilots arrive fresh for the battle when they've just spent 6-12 hours in cramped, uncomfy chairs and thus not get cut to pieces against fresh TIE fighter pilots.

It's basically the "X-wing pilots like to sit in their own shit" argument lite.
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Wyrm wrote:It's basically the "X-wing pilots like to sit in their own shit" argument lite.
Well, to be honest no bathroom facilities on the fighters did always strike me as a weak argument. Waste disposal could be incorporated into the flight suit pretty easily (it's not like you'd strictly need anything more than a glorified diaper). The fact that sitting in a cramped cockpit for many hours is physically painful and damaging (seriously, I'm pretty sure I read somewhere that bad shit can happen to the veins in your legs and ass if you sit too long) is much stronger evidence.
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Junghalli wrote: Well, to be honest no bathroom facilities on the fighters did always strike me as a weak argument. Waste disposal could be incorporated into the flight suit pretty easily (it's not like you'd strictly need anything more than a glorified diaper). The fact that sitting in a cramped cockpit for many hours is physically painful and damaging (seriously, I'm pretty sure I read somewhere that bad shit can happen to the veins in your legs and ass if you sit too long) is much stronger evidence.
Clots can form in the legs, break loose and wander into areas that can't handle them. That's why airline companies encourage you to get out of your seat and go for a walk on the plane. They recommend this on relatively brief flights and especially for long hauls. The rebels aren't just going to be worn out if the 6-12 hour BS is accepted but they risk health hazards as well.
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Sorry but the blood clot argument isn’t too solid ground for anything, because its just as likely that they developed a fast acting blood thinner (the rat poison based ones we have these days take a week or more to begin working at all) which is issued to pilots before long missions.
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Sea Skimmer wrote:Sorry but the blood clot argument isn’t too solid ground for anything, because its just as likely that they developed a fast acting blood thinner (the rat poison based ones we have these days take a week or more to begin working at all) which is issued to pilots before long missions.
And keep in mind that these are 'humans' that can survive untreated severe burns and lung destruction for days.
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