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Wow.. Just wow... 12 seconds and touchdown.
All I have to say Is I hope everyone finally shuts up about Payton manning
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Crossroads Inc. wrote:Wow.. Just wow... 12 seconds and touchdown.
All I have to say Is I hope everyone finally shuts up about Payton manning
Did you the Broncos had the #1 offense this year? /s

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Did someone pay Manning to throw the game?
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Yeah, I'd call that offensive pass interference, but we got away with one earlier so that's fair.

And holy shit what a play by Chancellor.
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Borgholio wrote:Did someone pay Manning to throw the game?
It's Eli. His presence is interfering with the chip planted in Peyton's brain. This is what I get for laughing at the Scientology commercial. DEAR LORD XENU! FORGIVE US!
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Fucking wow. Denver just fucking sucks. Are we back to the NFC Championship being the defacto Superbowl?
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Is there a mercy rule for NFL?
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Well at least the commercials are good.
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Havok wrote:Well at least the commercials are good.
Welcome home American Imperial Trooper! The worst part is going to be all the dipshits calling for Tebow to return.
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Are you fucking kidding me....
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Hahahahaha my gawd, what a laugher. The Seahawks join the long list of teams to completely obliterate the Broncos in the Superbowl.
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Havok wrote:Well at least the commercials are good.
I'm watching in Canada, where we get the Canadian commercials instead. So there's not much worth watching, it's so one-sided.
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So... When was the last time a team didn't score at ALL in the Super Bowl?
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I honestly don't have it in me to hope for a shutout. I don't love Manning, but I don't want him to be the QB leading the worst performance in the history of a Super Bowl.

At the same time, I'd love for us to have the best defensive performance in the Super Bowl. So I'm conflicted.
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Crossroads Inc. wrote:So... When was the last time a team didn't score at ALL in the Super Bowl?
Never. And this drive is a good example of why. Even a string of just a few good plays can get a team into field goal range.
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COMEBACK INITIATED!

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Whoops never mind
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Crossroads Inc. wrote:So... When was the last time a team didn't score at ALL in the Super Bowl?
It's never happened. Never has yet.
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Havok wrote:COMEBACK INITIATED!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Can someone tell me why the sports casters are basically ignoring ANY commenting on how unstoppable AWESOME Wilson is being as Seahawks quarter back ????
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Crossroads Inc. wrote:Can someone tell me why the sports casters are basically ignoring ANY commenting on how unstoppable AWESOME Wilson is being as Seahawks quarter back ????
Because Wilson is a cocky little cunt and will let us all know himself when he gets the MVP title.
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Flagg wrote:
Crossroads Inc. wrote:Can someone tell me why the sports casters are basically ignoring ANY commenting on how unstoppable AWESOME Wilson is being as Seahawks quarter back ????
Because Wilson is a cocky little cunt and will let us all know himself when he gets the MVP title.
What?

Like, seriously, what? Of all the QBs to call cocky, you pick Wilson? I understand not liking the team, its fans, the players, the coach, the city, or the weather, but that's just disconnected from reality.
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What the hell . We just lost two Seahawks in like two minutes
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Lord Relvenous wrote:
Flagg wrote:
Crossroads Inc. wrote:Can someone tell me why the sports casters are basically ignoring ANY commenting on how unstoppable AWESOME Wilson is being as Seahawks quarter back ????
Because Wilson is a cocky little cunt and will let us all know himself when he gets the MVP title.
What?

Like, seriously, what? Of all the QBs to call cocky, you pick Wilson? I understand not liking the team, its fans, the players, the coach, the city, or the weather, but that's just disconnected from reality.
Yeah because taking credit for a "win" given to you by fake refs is the epitome of humility am I right?
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Crossroads Inc. wrote:What the hell . We just lost two Seahawks in like two minutes
Seattle could play their second-stringers for the rest of the game and still win. Hell, they could play their offensive players on defence, and their defensive players on offence and still hold on. They could play the cheerleaders at this point for all the difference it would make.
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