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That's not Japan! That's Mysterious Island! Classic Harryhausen!

And they win by pushing it alive into a huge hot spring. the next scene they are eating buttered crab.

Sometimes, sloganizer can be quite ironic.

An Icon for the HAB or anyone sick of HP Wankery.

Majin Gojira wrote:An Icon for the HAB or anyone sick of HP Wankery.

Technically isn't it a disarming spell?

Oh sometimes I kill myself.

Ahhhhh, the return of Windows vs. the Enterprise.

What the fuck is this guy blathering about?

Rogue 9 wrote:What the fuck is this guy blathering about?

He just descrbied Warp Drive. My God....this is genius. he's solved all of humanity's problems!

Bill Gates, check.
Peter Moore, check.
Reggie...big check.
Miyamoto <shudder>, check.
Iwata & Perrin, yes.
J Allard, yes.
..and the Wiimote hand model.

What the unholy hell.....

Wow, Yoda looks like Alfred E. Neumann from MAD magazine.

Gil Hamilton wrote:Wow, Yoda looks like Alfred E. Neumann from MAD magazine.

That is Yaddle, the only other member of Yoda's race to appear on screen or in print. And the fact that there is a Yoda green Fleshlight disturbs me deeply.

Mr. Coffee, where the FUCK have you been going on the interweb?

Quadlok wrote:That is Yaddle, the only other member of Yoda's race to appear on screen or in print. And the fact that there is a Yoda green Fleshlight disturbs me deeply.

Oh shit! I just realized what I was fucking looking at!

BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA! Glad you gents liked that. Just think, someone, somewhere, is pumping an anus fleshlight over a picture of Yoda's suave cousin Yaddle.

Rob, I found that on Google. Proving that you can type in the most innocent thing into the search bar and you WILL find something perverse.

Expertly played, Señor Coffee. *claps slowly*

THAT'S what that green thing under the picture is... I thought it was a sprite bottle shoved under the mattress...

Rogue 9 wrote:Ahhhhh, the return of Windows vs. the Enterprise.

What the fuck is this guy blathering about?

There was a thing on YTMND a while back about the BGM-109 Tomahawk. Basically a picture of the missile destroying a building, and a voice-over of a guy saying "the navigational system works because it knows where it isn't, and therefore can subtract that from the rest to find where it is" and so on.

This is a parody of that, just Scientology. Or, as the guy called it, the Tom(ahawk) Cruise Missile.

actually that audio is an official Air Force training audio tape. An instructor of mine had the whole thing. Who ever wrote that needs to be pimp smacked. "The missile doesnt know where it is, but it knows where it isn't."

Animation vs. Animator. Comedy gold!

In the name of the Father, and the Son ...

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