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As stated above, Visible Penis Line.Howedar wrote:At the risk of being very, very sorry, what is VPL?Frank Hipper wrote:Honestly, I could do without the VPL myself, and I'm normally a fan of that kind of thing.Durandal wrote:Could you at least wear boxers?
Oh, hell! It's a handy thing for anyone to have knowledge of, you can use it in any number of situations.Howedar wrote:And, as expected, I am very, very sorry. Thanks for nothing
Well, I can't speak for Durandal, but I only have an ex girlfriend. That situation is probably too complicated to ask permission to take naked pictures. Also, if she found out I mailed naked pictures of her to some guy from Toronto, she'd kill me.aerius wrote:Well...if you want full frontal nudie pics of my GF, it's only fair that I get full frontal nudie pictures of your GF. Oh, and I don't want digital pictures, I want full colour 11"x14" enlargements made from Kodak Ultra Color 100 film.RedImperator wrote:Damien is a good friend, but I'm not participating in tongue action with a dude for bikini pictures.
Full frontal nudity, and none of this "demurely crossed legs" Cinemax shit, either. Offer that, then we'll talk.
You're a biker and we're a bunch of geeks?jmac wrote:You know what's a bit weird? I have bigger legs than most of you guys! What's going on?!
Swimmer actually, though I do a million other sports too and I'm pretty good at most of them.Durandal wrote:You're a biker and we're a bunch of geeks?
100 yards in 55 seconds or under freestyle?! Hell I can beat that! Anyone wanna put up a front for air travel from England to Canada?jmac wrote:Swimmer actually, though I do a million other sports too and I'm pretty good at most of them.
BTW, I just had an idea. If you guys want my bikini pictures, all you have to do is beat any 2 of my best swim times, which can be found here. Easy enough don't you think?
That was one of my worst swims ever, but all things considered I'm not too unhappy with it. That was the first and only time I've ever swum the 100 yard freestyle.Dorsk 81 wrote:100 yards in 55 seconds or under freestyle?! Hell I can beat that! Anyone wanna put up a front for air travel from England to Canada?
I could beat it in 2 styles, first would be the crawl and second would be running along the side of the pool!jmac wrote:That was one of my worst swims ever, but all things considered I'm not too unhappy with it. That was the first and only time I've ever swum the 100 yard freestyle.
Hope you break a leg doing it the second way!Dorsk 81 wrote:I could beat it in 2 styles, first would be the crawl and second would be running along the side of the pool!
The pictures on the last page clearly show my thighs.You owe us pics of your legs including the thighs! Unless you're gunna pay for me to come to Canada to prove my swimming worth...
I've broken my right arm twice within 6 months, does that help? (but that's not due to swimming, once cos I fell out of a caravan and again cos I got hit by a car)jmac wrote:Hope you break a leg doing it the second way!
Ah, but not enough to control the thigh hungry masses...The pictures on the last page clearly show my thighs.
Hey, I put in my 40 miles a week, don't look at me.jmac wrote:You know what's a bit weird? I have bigger legs than most of you guys! What's going on?!
How about if I can beat your best number of push up and pull up reps?jmac wrote:BTW, I just had an idea. If you guys want my bikini pictures, all you have to do is beat any 2 of my best swim times, which can be found here. Easy enough don't you think?
Nah, that's too easy for you, I'm not too good at those and even my BF can beat me.Wicked Pilot wrote:How about if I can beat your best number of push up and pull up reps?
Ssshh! Necromancy isn't bad when women might post legs!Rogue 9 wrote:http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v350/ ... adTurn.jpg
Corrected for correctness, and I don't have a camera.jmac wrote:Rogue, for needlessly cluttering MY thread, you owe us one picture of your legs.
Alternatively, I suggest that the previous two posts of mine be deleted.
Perhaps it's my perverted nature, but what I read in your post was "enough of you guys post you'll see closeups of my legs" and "winner gets all".jmac wrote:Ok, so Zaia's already started a thread for you guys to bare your chests and show off your sexy bodies, now it's time for a little change. Here, you all get to show off your bare sexy legs (hint*olrik*cough*) for the cameras and the winner gets well, we haven't decided yet but it'll be worth it.
Oh, and if enough of you guys post you'll see closeups of my legs.
