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Stormbringer wrote:
Straha wrote:::takes the advantage of the distraction to upload MSDOS as the operating system in everyone's ship::

That's what you get for Interupting Einy and me! :evil:
*The Wrath's Mind refuses to accept uploads and trash can's DOS*

HA!
But it deleted all competing operating systems in a ten system radius!


HA!
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Shinova wrote:*converts all extra space to engine space*

*zoom*
*pulls along Shinova's ship and waves*


Excession-tech, you can't beat it. :twisted:
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Yes...!

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Straha wrote:But it deleted all competing operating systems in a ten system radius!


HA!
This is a Culture Mind you're dealing with not Windows StarFleet Edition.
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Stormbringer wrote:
Straha wrote:But it deleted all competing operating systems in a ten system radius!


HA!
This is a Culture Mind you're dealing with not Windows StarFleet Edition.
I understand that, but all it did was make a few upgrades to the Culture mind, I hope you enjoy them.

:twisted:
'After 9/11, it was "You're with us or your with the terrorists." Now its "You're with Straha or you support racism."' ' - The Romulan Republic

'You're a bully putting on an air of civility while saying that everything western and/or capitalistic must be bad, and a lot of other posters (loomer, Stas Bush, Gandalf) are also going along with it for their own personal reasons (Stas in particular is looking through rose colored glasses)' - Darth Yan
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Stormbringer wrote: *pulls along Shinova's ship and waves*


Excession-tech, you can't beat it. :twisted:
Thanks for waving. Now I see you.

*targets stormbringer and places a nanomissile inside his brain*
What's her bust size!?

It's over NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAND!!!!!!!!!
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Straha wrote:
Stormbringer wrote:
Straha wrote:::takes the advantage of the distraction to upload MSDOS as the operating system in everyone's ship::

That's what you get for Interupting Einy and me! :evil:
*The Wrath's Mind refuses to accept uploads and trash can's DOS*

HA!
But it deleted all competing operating systems in a ten system radius!


HA!
Ahh, remind me to never bring you along on a joyride to an unknown galaxy!
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Straha wrote:I understand that, but all it did was make a few upgrades to the Culture mind, I hope you enjoy them.

:twisted:
My Mind runs on a US Navy aircraft carrier-class UNIX operating system. :mrgreen:
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Shinova wrote:
Stormbringer wrote: *pulls along Shinova's ship and waves*


Excession-tech, you can't beat it. :twisted:
Thanks for waving. Now I see you.

*targets stormbringer and places a nanomissile inside his brain*
"Damn it, now I'm going to have to replace another body "
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Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:
Straha wrote:
Stormbringer wrote: *The Wrath's Mind refuses to accept uploads and trash can's DOS*

HA!
But it deleted all competing operating systems in a ten system radius!


HA!
Ahh, remind me to never bring you along on a joyride to an unknown galaxy!
But I thought he destroyed your ship? And even if he did it is no matter, I have back-ups!
'After 9/11, it was "You're with us or your with the terrorists." Now its "You're with Straha or you support racism."' ' - The Romulan Republic

'You're a bully putting on an air of civility while saying that everything western and/or capitalistic must be bad, and a lot of other posters (loomer, Stas Bush, Gandalf) are also going along with it for their own personal reasons (Stas in particular is looking through rose colored glasses)' - Darth Yan
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*enters the field of fray in the sailing ship "Worthless Piece of Shit"(how does it survive in a vacuum? who knows or cares?) protected by Oscarfic armor(no selfrespecting weapon can overcome the feelings of disgust they engender long enough to penetrate) and navigated by a Hibiki, who gets so lost she confuses the guidance systems of your weapons, and armed with Darth Wong/Darkstar coalescing warheads*
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Stormbringer wrote: "Damn it, now I'm going to have to replace another body "
*while Stormbringer is replacing his body, Shinova's effectors steal Excession engine tech*

*with ship modified, Shinova's ship resumes fleeing*
What's her bust size!?

It's over NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAND!!!!!!!!!
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Shinova wrote:
Stormbringer wrote: "Damn it, now I'm going to have to replace another body "
*while Stormbringer is replacing his body, Shinova's effectors steal Excession engine tech*

*with ship modified, Shinova's ship resumes fleeing*
*watchs the booby trapped engines blast Shinova out of existance, literally. The Club Mk 3 x 10^147, get's 'em every time*
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*watches as my navigator gets lost on the bridge, mistaking the tactical panel for the ship's wheel(don't ask me how, I just work here) and firing DW/DS warheads at everyone present*
"oops"
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consequences wrote:*watches as my navigator gets lost on the bridge, mistaking the tactical panel for the ship's wheel(don't ask me how, I just work here) and firing DW/DS warheads at everyone present*
"oops"
*dodges the missle*

I feel to bad for you to shoot you.
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Straha wrote:
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:
Straha wrote: But it deleted all competing operating systems in a ten system radius!


HA!
Ahh, remind me to never bring you along on a joyride to an unknown galaxy!
But I thought he destroyed your ship? And even if he did it is no matter, I have back-ups!
Exactly!

And how the hell did you get Stormy and his Excession ship on our asses anyway? Wasn't he hunting down Garden Gnome for poaching his planets of Lesbians?
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You should, I lost this ship in a poker game, and thus am forced to captain her.
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Stormbringer wrote: *watchs the booby trapped engines blast Shinova out of existance, literally. The Club Mk 3 x 10^147, get's 'em every time*
*Shinova's ship, blown to pieces, drift*

*Shinova himself, in a "ejection module" blasts away with excession-tech engines (scanned and modified to remove booby traps of course*

*resumes fleeing at extreme speeds, due to ship's light mass*
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Shinova wrote:*Shinova's ship, blown to pieces, drift*

*Shinova himself, in a "ejection module" blasts away with excession-tech engines (scanned and modified to remove booby traps of course*

*resumes fleeing at extreme speeds, due to ship's light mass*
Well done.

*The Wrath's more powerful engines allow it to keep pace easily as it prepares to unleash gridfire*
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Stormbringer wrote: Well done.

*The Wrath's more powerful engines allow it to keep pace easily as it prepares to unleash gridfire*
You do realize I now have your exact same engines, on a ship with lighter mass?


Anywho


*displaces a bunch of CAM in front of the Wrath. As the Wrath slows down due to the force, the waves created on the Grid by its sudden loss of speed pushes my ship faster*
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Shinova wrote:
Stormbringer wrote: Well done.

*The Wrath's more powerful engines allow it to keep pace easily as it prepares to unleash gridfire*
You do realize I now have your exact same engines, on a ship with lighter mass?


Anywho


*displaces a bunch of CAM in front of the Wrath. As the Wrath slows down due to the force, the waves created on the Grid by its sudden loss of speed pushes my ship faster*

*pushes The Button and Shinova's ship begins coasting. The Wrath has the full Excession pack*

Them's the brakes.

*Fires a wave of CAMs back at Shinova*
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Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:
Straha wrote:
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote: Ahh, remind me to never bring you along on a joyride to an unknown galaxy!
But I thought he destroyed your ship? And even if he did it is no matter, I have back-ups!
Exactly!

And how the hell did you get Stormy and his Excession ship on our asses anyway? Wasn't he hunting down Garden Gnome for poaching his planets of Lesbians?
Yah, well I tried to help out a fellow Monkey, and that's what got him angry really. Though how I tried to help him is sorta crucial to the story
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Stormbringer wrote:
*pushes The Button and Shinova's ship begins coasting. The Wrath has the full Excession pack*

Them's the brakes.

*Fires a wave of CAMs back at Shinova*
*Uses displacer to put those CAM back on their owner*
What's her bust size!?

It's over NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAND!!!!!!!!!
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Shinova wrote:
Stormbringer wrote:
*pushes The Button and Shinova's ship begins coasting. The Wrath has the full Excession pack*

Them's the brakes.

*Fires a wave of CAMs back at Shinova*
*Uses displacer to put those CAM back on their owner*
*displaces them into the core of a nearby star*
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Stormbringer wrote: *displaces them into the core of a nearby star*
*star explodes and shockwave washes over the two ships harmlessly*


Fireworks...ooohh, aaahhhh....
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