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One, why the fuck would a Mystical dragon tatoo that leaps off of someones skin to bite something be restricted to normality, fuckhead?
Two, its an anime special technique, thus your powers of common sense have no bearing here.
Three, Ouch. *Gets up 5 seconds later, with the hole still in his chest*
"okay, my bad, I earned that twice, for interfering and letting my guard down, I must now cleanse myself of shame" *Begins standing guard to prevent others from interfering, the hole in chest slowly regenerating*
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Alyrium Denryle wrote:Thank you.

*lunges forward, puttng a defensive shield around my tail, I attempt t trip m opponent, while simultaneously going for the mid torse with my light saber. Wrapping coil around my opponents leg I swing for the toro, and pull my tail back, tripping my opponent. Falling the lihtsaber is now level with the neck, and moving...*
I presume you're fighting someone else. Zeong has no legs to trip up. :wink:

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Yay I win; you killed yourself consequences. :P

While the loss of .01% of my forces is...completely insignificant, I will continue to not notice this not really bad occurance.

*Monoliths form a big hand that waves at where consequences used to be*
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IG-88E wrote:
Alyrium Denryle wrote:Thank you.

*lunges forward, puttng a defensive shield around my tail, I attempt t trip m opponent, while simultaneously going for the mid torse with my light saber. Wrapping coil around my opponents leg I swing for the toro, and pull my tail back, tripping my opponent. Falling the lihtsaber is now level with the neck, and moving...*
I presume you're fighting someone else. Zeong has no legs to trip up. :wink:

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yes....damn shadow minions...activates second ligh saber blde* lets make this more interesting...I am better with a staff than with a blade...*seperates the blades*and better with two blades than a staff

*moves forward, one blade ready to attack, one blade set for defense, moves within strike distance, and attacks with the one blade, aiming for the lower torso, near the engines*
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Alyrium Denryle wrote:underwear that woud do what? Ride up my non-existent legs, and constrict my non-existent crotch? No..I am capable of assuming human form through polymorph spells...but only voluntarily...and usualy only to have sex with attactive males
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StarshipTitanic wrote:Yay I win; you killed yourself consequences. :P

While the loss of .01% of my forces is...completely insignificant, I will continue to not notice this not really bad occurance.

*Monoliths form a big hand that waves at where consequences used to be*
I love your Monoliths, Titanic!

LMFAO!
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Alyrium Denryle wrote:yes....damn shadow minions...activates second ligh saber blde* lets make this more interesting...I am better with a staff than with a blade...*seperates the blades*and better with two blades than a staff

*moves forward, one blade ready to attack, one blade set for defense, moves within strike distance, and attacks with the one blade, aiming for the lower torso, near the engines*
"Let's go!" Zeong ignited his thrusters and rushed towards Alyrium. Holding his saber in both hands, he swung it from left to right, knocking the mage's first blade aside. Before Alyrium could react, Zeong backhanded him across the jaw.
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Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:
StarshipTitanic wrote:Yay I win; you killed yourself consequences. :P

While the loss of .01% of my forces is...completely insignificant, I will continue to not notice this not really bad occurance.

*Monoliths form a big hand that waves at where consequences used to be*
I love your Monoliths, Titanic!

LMFAO!
:D

*Monoliths spell out that big "ROTF..." thing you do with the colors etc. and blink it like a big neon sign at consequences' ex-abode*
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StarshipTitanic wrote:
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:
StarshipTitanic wrote:Yay I win; you killed yourself consequences. :P

While the loss of .01% of my forces is...completely insignificant, I will continue to not notice this not really bad occurance.

*Monoliths form a big hand that waves at where consequences used to be*
I love your Monoliths, Titanic!

LMFAO!
:D

*Monoliths spell out that big "ROTF..." thing you do with the colors etc. and blink it like a big neon sign at consequences' ex-abode*
*Is annoyed by the monoliths. And as such pulls out his secret weapon.*

Look Dee Dee...a big red button.

Ohhh...what does this button do. *Dee Dee presses the button and all of the monoliths self-destruct.*

*Cyran laughs evilly.*
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StarshipTitanic wrote:
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:
StarshipTitanic wrote:Yay I win; you killed yourself consequences. :P

While the loss of .01% of my forces is...completely insignificant, I will continue to not notice this not really bad occurance.

*Monoliths form a big hand that waves at where consequences used to be*
I love your Monoliths, Titanic!

LMFAO!
:D

*Monoliths spell out that big "ROTF..." thing you do with the colors etc. and blink it like a big neon sign at consequences' ex-abode*
ROTFLMMFGDQQAO!!!!

This?
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Captain_Cyran wrote: *Is annoyed by the monoliths. And as such pulls out his secret weapon.*

Look Dee Dee...a big red button.

Ohhh...what does this button do. *Dee Dee presses the button and all of the monoliths self-destruct.*

*Cyran laughs evilly.*
Button? I see no buttons.

*Dee Dee is flung into a candle, where she will burn due to her cartoony nature*
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Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:ROTFLMMFGDQQAO!!!!

This?
Yep. :)
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StarshipTitanic wrote:
Captain_Cyran wrote: *Is annoyed by the monoliths. And as such pulls out his secret weapon.*

Look Dee Dee...a big red button.

Ohhh...what does this button do. *Dee Dee presses the button and all of the monoliths self-destruct.*

*Cyran laughs evilly.*
Button? I see no buttons.

*Dee Dee is flung into a candle, where she will burn due to her cartoony nature*
You forget, this is the almighty DEE DEE we speak of, if she wants there to be a self-destruct button, there is a self destruct button.
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Excuse me? Do you not actually read my posts?
1:I was never in the RBT&S to begin with, it was just the deranged Mind, that was rebelling against my authority, provoking me to destroy it and everything in the other-spatial realm around it.
2: I clearly manifested in Duel-Realm, only to get a big honking hole through my chest(Its only a flesh wound, honest officer).
3: There is still a energy wave of Bullshittian proportions inbound on the Universe, which will impact when the page count reaches 32 if not stopped beforehand.
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consequences wrote:3: There is still a energy wave of Bullshittian proportions inbound on the Universe, which will impact when the page count reaches 32 if not stopped beforehand.
EVERYONE START SPAMMING!! SCHNELL!!!
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

EDIT: Q? Where the hell did *HE* come from!!??!?
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IG-88E wrote:
Alyrium Denryle wrote:yes....damn shadow minions...activates second ligh saber blde* lets make this more interesting...I am better with a staff than with a blade...*seperates the blades*and better with two blades than a staff

*moves forward, one blade ready to attack, one blade set for defense, moves within strike distance, and attacks with the one blade, aiming for the lower torso, near the engines*
"Let's go!" Zeong ignited his thrusters and rushed towards Alyrium. Holding his saber in both hands, he swung it from left to right, knocking the mage's first blade aside. Before Alyrium could react, Zeong backhanded him across the jaw.
Ouch! *attmpts to parry the backhand, and severs the Original(damaged) sword arm of the gundam.*

You are lucky I didnt attack the other arm.
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Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:
Alyrium Denryle wrote:underwear that woud do what? Ride up my non-existent legs, and constrict my non-existent crotch? No..I am capable of assuming human form through polymorph spells...but only voluntarily...and usualy only to have sex with attactive males
Yum Yum! :P
*flicks tounge*
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*wanders into thread, vaporizing a random innocent before leaving*
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Alyrium Denryle wrote:
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:
Alyrium Denryle wrote:underwear that woud do what? Ride up my non-existent legs, and constrict my non-existent crotch? No..I am capable of assuming human form through polymorph spells...but only voluntarily...and usualy only to have sex with attactive males
Yum Yum! :P
*flicks tounge*
BOING!

I'd say your Thrall spell worked... :D
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Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:
Alyrium Denryle wrote:
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote: Yum Yum! :P
*flicks tounge*
BOING!

I'd say your Thrall spell worked... :D
But...I ddnt cast it yet*parrys another strike from Zeong*
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Silly mage, don't you know that your magic is so powerful it sends reverberations back through time to before it was cast? of course, now you have to cast it, or causality will be breached, and all of existence will be destroyed. Wait a minute, I'm saying that like its a bad thing. :twisted:
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You dont know the mechanism behind magic you fool. Though it is powerful, my magic requires being cast either with the traditional verbal and somatic components, or simply through intent
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And a sufficiently powerful energy field still causes space, and therefore time, to warp around it. This potentially means that if you cast the spell in any of an infinite number of parallel universes, the effects could reach back, possibly to a universe where it turns out that you won't end up casting the spell in the first place.
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Not suprizing ith the more powerful ones. like my dimension RENDING spells. But a simple thrall spell is rather simple, and would not be subject to such backlashes.
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Do what exactly is this that is coming at us consequences?
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