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Hmm...there is the whole thing about them playing Titanic music and sending Necron codecs around.

We should make sure they really did murder all Zablanians before nuking them.

Maybe Zablania just ascended into transhumanism and is fucking with us? :)
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Maybe Zablania just ascended into transhumanism and is fucking with us?
Hahahah.

It would be funny if they thought Titanic music is a message of peace, and then get wiped out due to OMSK thinking they're a nuisance hindering Oil Drilling in Zablania :lol:
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Stas Bush wrote: P.S. oh yeah, I forgot about the whole "war" thing. Zablania has only Zablorg in it, howevre, as I understood, so they murdered Zablorg only? ;)
Ah...yeah, I forgot that. Goddammit, I feel like an idiot now. He even wrote they murdered "everyone in Zablania" with one shot :D

Good thing I didn't go to the main thread and start blabbing like a cretin :P
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I'm...at a loss.Seriously.
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Shroom Man 777 wrote:I'm...at a loss.Seriously.
I'm still wondering how to react to this. The most probable way will be "Not at all".

It's New Year's Eve. Let's all head to the NCS spaceport and get drunk to celebrate the first men in space.

The robots can wait.
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Sea Skimmer wrote: Railguns ARE far fetched as practical devices right now, because the barrel erosion is so horrendous as to limit them to just one or two shots, no clear solution exists for this problem. The Navy has only tested static lab equipment, and it even its optimistic projections call for an in service date of around 2025-2030. In all likeliness these dates will not be met, and the original goal of 2015 was dismissed very early on as insane. Just because the US military spends money on something doesn’t mean its going to work.
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A rail gun has contacts that slide along with the projectile to maintain the magnetic field around the projectile. It works in the same way as the steam catapult on an aircraft carrier.
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I swear to you, those robots planned it and they're gonna come in to that NCS spaceport and kill us all. We have to up the security on that thing, mang.

And what does Stas' supercomputer, ESOC, thing of this whole robot mess?
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Shroom Man 777 wrote:I swear to you, those robots planned it and they're gonna come in to that NCS spaceport and kill us all. We have to up the security on that thing, mang.
Come there using what? They can't exactly fly.
Shroom Man 777 wrote:And what does Stas' supercomputer, ESOC, thing of this whole robot mess?
And that, Prime Minister, is a good question...
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PeZook wrote:
Shroom Man 777 wrote:I swear to you, those robots planned it and they're gonna come in to that NCS spaceport and kill us all. We have to up the security on that thing, mang.
Come there using what? They can't exactly fly.
Remember that lovely military infrastructure Zablania received early on? It included big-ass carrier planes.:)


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You guys should have let me invade Zablania. :D

I am up for it now if nobody minds.
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You'll have to get past the Titanic theme first.
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Zablorg wrote: Remember that lovely military infrastructure Zablania recieved early on? :)
You're not exactly capable of penetrating OMSK airspace with that :D

Do you even have any strategic airlift capability?
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Zablorg wrote:You'll have to get past the Titanic theme first.
Earplugs my good man. :D

Shroom can bomb it, and i will invade it.
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PeZook wrote:
Zablorg wrote: Remember that lovely military infrastructure Zablania recieved early on? :)
You're not exactly capable of penetrating OMSK airspace with that :D

Do you even have any strategic airlift capability?
They're going to get fly high into the sky and then rocket themselves out in a nice flat gradient, precisely calculated to land on the shore.
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Okay, Shroomania will bomb the living shit out of Zablania and the other FUNGAL AXIS members can invade and harvest the killbots for scrap-iron, yes?

Time for the AXIS to flex its military muscular machismo macho manhood!

We shall see if their shitty Celine Dion music can face against... MACHO-MACHO MAN!

Hey! Hey! Hey, hey, hey!
Macho, macho man (macho man)
I've got to be, a macho man
Macho, macho man
I've got to be a macho! Ow....

Macho, macho man
I've got to be, a macho man
Macho, macho man (yeah, yeah)
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YES


Since the PRFYNAFBTFCP isn't really playing the game, Shroomania will have to take the lead! For outrageous fees!

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Zablorg wrote: They're going to get fly high into the sky and then rocket themselves out in a nice flat gradient, precisely calculated to land on the shore.
Oh...so they CAN fly.

Well, it's too bad for them, then. Because that means we can now be paranoid and have a good reason to.
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Ready yourselves FUNGAL warriors, WAR is upon us!
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Also, I have edited my post to contain stuffs on those Goddamn Libertopians fucking around in the Bear Republic. Goddamn Libertopians.
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Wait a sec... how are our foot soldiers supposed to kill these bulletproof robots?!
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I knew my Tu-160's would come in handy. Time for the first strike.

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Shroom Man 777 wrote:Wait a sec... how are our foot soldiers supposed to kill these bulletproof robots?!
With big guns and lots of grenades. :D
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DarthShady wrote:
Shroom Man 777 wrote:Wait a sec... how are our foot soldiers supposed to kill these bulletproof robots?!
With big guns and lots of grenades. :D
20mm gun's, or 13mm Anti-tank rifles.

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Mr Bean wrote:Time for the first strike.
I also have Tu-160s and even a few T-4s. I say we wait for Shep. If he has any nuclear devices made by now, we could use one of them on Zablania.

Else, I'll order my forces to wipe them all out with FOAB and FAB-1000 to 5000 bombs.

Technically it's still a FUNGAL matter; but if they can't cope with the situation and will need assistance we will do it. I mean, come on, let the guys play ;)

This whole robot mess though does sound like something exceptionally stupid. So perhaps we should also bomb Zablania itself into the depths of the ocean.. if that's feasible. It's only what, 35 000 km? Like one big city. We could do it.
Shroom Man 777 wrote:how are our foot soldiers supposed to kill these bulletproof robots?!
Just bomb them. They aren't worth a land incursion; there are no civilians in Zablania, only hordes of stupid murderous unexplained robots who killed Zablorg.

P.S. What, you think ECSOC has staged a robot uprising? :roll: He's not that fucking stupid; if it were him, it were a large nation and it would be full of robots already living side-by-side with humans.

But a lesser AI, hidden somewhere in Zablania? Why not? "Little Skynet" perhaps?

I just don't know how Zablorg could've built it. Maybe it's someone else.
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hordes of stupid murderous unexplained robots who killed Zablorg
:lol:

Okay, we nuke it from orbit, just to be sure.
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Okay, we nuke it from orbit, just to be sure.
We can, but there's no nukes so far, unless Lonestar and Shep completed the first ones. And this we can know only from them.
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