TGOD

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-04-14 01:35am

*easily parries, moving to the side, I aim to open up the gundams inards, my attack is blocked and we are put in a saber lock*
Nervan shlickna* My muscle mass increases and the strength is enhanced by magic in order to be on par with the mechanical monster before me*

I am quite the skilled swordsman...You must remember, there are certain things magic cant do, that a blade can.

Post by **Kuja** » 2003-04-14 01:39am

Zeong grunted and increased his thruster power to remain in place. "Quite true, mage," he said. Then, he rapidly spun in place, letting Alyrium fall forward as the blade before him suddenly rectracted. Aeong continued his spin, bringing the pommel of his saber around until it crunched against the back of the mage's neck.

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-04-14 01:43am

ARGH!*telepots behind the gundam before the blades pommel can do more than bruise my neck*

Impressive*slices the gundams saber arm, damaging the control mechanisms* Most impressive

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-04-14 01:44am

*switches to non-TGOD mode*

Hey Iggy. It is 11 here, and I have school in the morning...Can we continue this tomorrow?

Post by **Kuja** » 2003-04-14 01:46am

Zeong backed off and considered his next attack as he switched his saber hand. This will be more difficult than I first expected... he thought.

(sure thing, Aly

)

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-04-14 01:48am

*Alyrium Held a defensive stance cnsidering his net move, and what tricks he had up hs sleeve....*

good night Iggy

Cpt_Frank · Post by **Cpt_Frank** » 2003-04-14 03:31am

Damn I missed the historic treaty!
Ah well time for the People's army to retreat to their home universes....

StarshipTitanic · Post by **StarshipTitanic** » 2003-04-14 07:45am

consequences wrote:*Tragically, Consequences only had one mech, and the deranged Mind which created it dictated the Universal laws such that it was inherently superior to any conceivable tank, so there. The mech pauses in laghing at its creator, to look down at the impudent fool assailing it, before picking it up with one hand, and twirling it in circles, until the Tank-universe imploded from nausea*

Ah, but you forget that my multitudes were in stasis, which means I ignore all that happens and pretend it didn't!

And your universal laws have a problem. My tank is "here", so I win.

*Tank fires*

*Meanwhile, the monolith hordes have started to form erotic atoms*

==State of the Monolith==
Monoliths: A lot.
Universe-tank: Victorious
Roman Emperors: Julian the Apostate
Erotic Atoms: §9.95

StarshipTitanic · Post by **StarshipTitanic** » 2003-04-14 07:50am

I'm afraid I'll be going into stasis again, we shall continue this later!

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-04-14 11:53am

*finishes scrubbing and cleaning out Sausage Residue from his poor Space Camaro's engine*

<RANT>Do you guys realize how much of a bitch it is to clean up Baked-On Sausage Grease from the inside of a Gravitic M/AM Ramjet engine!?! Fuckin grease gums up any nanotech cleaner bots I try on it, even Heavy Duty ones! I had to scrub most of it off with a durasteel wool pad! Then I had to use (UGGGH) BIOTECH cleaning bacteria to get the rest! And my poor Cammie's STILL got gas....</RANT>

*puts his poor ship back together, then realizes something... THE WEAPONS!!!*

I swear, next time someone hucks 5.0x10^10 of those greasy-ass sausages into my flight path, I'm Hadokening their ass!

*starts the laborious process of dismounting, stripping, and cleaning his Mini-Turbolaser Thumper guns*

Cpt_Frank · Post by **Cpt_Frank** » 2003-04-14 11:56am

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:*finishes scrubbing and cleaning out Sausage Residue from his poor Space Camaro's engine*

<RANT>Do you guys realize how much of a bitch it is to clean up Baked-On Sausage Grease from the inside of a Gravitic M/AM Ramjet engine!?! Fuckin grease gums up any nanotech cleaner bots I try on it, even Heavy Duty ones! I had to scrub most of it off with a durasteel wool pad! Then I had to use (UGGGH) BIOTECH cleaning bacteria to get the rest! And my poor Cammie's STILL got gas....</RANT>

*puts his poor ship back together, then realizes something... THE WEAPONS!!!*

I swear, next time someone hucks 5.0x10^10 of those greasy-ass sausages into my flight path, I'm Hadokening their ass!

*starts the laborious process of dismounting, stripping, and cleaning his Mini-Turbolaser Thumper guns*

Join the forces of the People's Republic.
We can help you restoring and upgrading your ship, and in exchange you can cover the ass my flagship, the Enslaver of Souls.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-04-14 12:00pm

Cpt_Frank wrote:
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:*finishes scrubbing and cleaning out Sausage Residue from his poor Space Camaro's engine*

<RANT>Do you guys realize how much of a bitch it is to clean up Baked-On Sausage Grease from the inside of a Gravitic M/AM Ramjet engine!?! Fuckin grease gums up any nanotech cleaner bots I try on it, even Heavy Duty ones! I had to scrub most of it off with a durasteel wool pad! Then I had to use (UGGGH) BIOTECH cleaning bacteria to get the rest! And my poor Cammie's STILL got gas....</RANT>

*puts his poor ship back together, then realizes something... THE WEAPONS!!!*

I swear, next time someone hucks 5.0x10^10 of those greasy-ass sausages into my flight path, I'm Hadokening their ass!

*starts the laborious process of dismounting, stripping, and cleaning his Mini-Turbolaser Thumper guns*
Join the forces of the People's Republic.
We can help you restoring and upgrading your ship, and in exchange you can cover the ass my flagship, the Enslaver of Souls.

Thanks, but no thanks, I'm good. I'll be glad to do Mercenary work for you, in exchange for only the equipment necessary to complete the Mission at hand. I have a few other ships, too btw

*seriously considers installing a Nav Deflector Bubble Shield for future incidents involving flying Food In Space™...

Cpt_Frank · Post by **Cpt_Frank** » 2003-04-14 12:03pm

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote: Thanks, but no thanks, I'm good. I'll be glad to do Mercenary work for you, in exchange for only the equipment necessary to complete the Mission at hand. I have a few other ships, too btw

*seriously considers installing a Nav Deflector Bubble Shield for future incidents involving flying Food In Space™...

Good. I'll let you know when I need a merc.
However since the war between the Gnomes and Emperor Durandal is over, the PR is currently..... kind of...... not at war...

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-04-14 12:10pm

Cpt_Frank wrote:
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote: Thanks, but no thanks, I'm good. I'll be glad to do Mercenary work for you, in exchange for only the equipment necessary to complete the Mission at hand. I have a few other ships, too btw

*seriously considers installing a Nav Deflector Bubble Shield for future incidents involving flying Food In Space™...
Good. I'll let you know when I need a merc.
However since the war between the Gnomes and Emperor Durandal is over, the PR is currently..... kind of...... not at war...

Emperor D00d, think about the 'certain madman with the JWP WMD and the Deus Ex Machina Syndrome'... Trust me, I might be able to fry his chicken...

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-04-14 02:16pm

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:*finishes scrubbing and cleaning out Sausage Residue from his poor Space Camaro's engine*

<RANT>Do you guys realize how much of a bitch it is to clean up Baked-On Sausage Grease from the inside of a Gravitic M/AM Ramjet engine!?! Fuckin grease gums up any nanotech cleaner bots I try on it, even Heavy Duty ones! I had to scrub most of it off with a durasteel wool pad! Then I had to use (UGGGH) BIOTECH cleaning bacteria to get the rest! And my poor Cammie's STILL got gas....</RANT>

*puts his poor ship back together, then realizes something... THE WEAPONS!!!*

I swear, next time someone hucks 5.0x10^10 of those greasy-ass sausages into my flight path, I'm Hadokening their ass!

*starts the laborious process of dismounting, stripping, and cleaning his Mini-Turbolaser Thumper guns*

*Chuckles* Sorry about that Ein, but that's what happens when you get infront of my weapons.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-04-14 02:21pm

Captain_Cyran wrote:
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:*finishes scrubbing and cleaning out Sausage Residue from his poor Space Camaro's engine*

<RANT>Do you guys realize how much of a bitch it is to clean up Baked-On Sausage Grease from the inside of a Gravitic M/AM Ramjet engine!?! Fuckin grease gums up any nanotech cleaner bots I try on it, even Heavy Duty ones! I had to scrub most of it off with a durasteel wool pad! Then I had to use (UGGGH) BIOTECH cleaning bacteria to get the rest! And my poor Cammie's STILL got gas....</RANT>

*puts his poor ship back together, then realizes something... THE WEAPONS!!!*

I swear, next time someone hucks 5.0x10^10 of those greasy-ass sausages into my flight path, I'm Hadokening their ass!

*starts the laborious process of dismounting, stripping, and cleaning his Mini-Turbolaser Thumper guns*
*Chuckles* Sorry about that Ein, but that's what happens when you get infront of my weapons.

Hey, Shit Happens! At least they weren't Turds. It coulda been worse...

Straha · Post by **Straha** » 2003-04-14 03:35pm

Sorry Einy, if I hadn't invented the Anti-Reality shield your camaro would be just fine, sorry about that/

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-04-14 03:36pm

Straha wrote:Sorry Einy, if I hadn't invented the Anti-Reality shield your camaro would be just fine, sorry about that/

Uh oh....

Well as I said: Shit happens.

StarshipTitanic · Post by **StarshipTitanic** » 2003-04-14 05:41pm

*Exits stasis*

*Flings galaxies like frizbees*

Straha · Post by **Straha** » 2003-04-14 05:42pm

StarshipTitanic wrote:*Exits stasis*

*Flings galaxies like frizbees*

::makes Giant Dog which catches the frisbees and brings them back, before going back into his UBER secret hiding spot::

StarshipTitanic · Post by **StarshipTitanic** » 2003-04-14 05:58pm

*Hand formed from monoliths pats dog*

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-04-14 06:28pm

Iggy I am back

*switch to TGOD duel mode*

StarshipTitanic · Post by **StarshipTitanic** » 2003-04-14 06:59pm

*Copies Alyrium*

==State of the Monolith==
Monoliths: A ton.
Universe-tank: 1, Victorious
Roman Emperors: Julian the Apostate
Erotic Atoms: §9.95
Mages: Alyrium Denryle

Post by **Kuja** » 2003-04-15 12:58am

Alyrium Denryle wrote:Iggy I am back

*switch to TGOD duel mode*

OK then.

*switches back to Zeong*

"Let's resume, shall we, mage?"

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-04-15 11:04am

Setting: A desolate flat plain with powdery white snows. It may be Hoth, it might be the South Pole of Stroggos. The sun is brilliantly piercing, and the still air is thin and bitingly frigid...

*brings Railgun, Skeet Launcher, and a thousand Rail Slugs to the Test Range. Then sets up a QwikClone™ Live Target Machine on the Test Range's pristine white snows, and several droids start operationg the QwikClone Machine...*

I need to seriously practice my Railgunning today... Computer, load Target Parameters Delta Sierra Romeo Sierra Alpha and November Alpha Zulu India 14/88

QCM: <<Warning! Specified Target Parameters are Classified: Top Secret. Please Enter Authorization Code...>>

Ah ok... Echo Sierra Three One Three Three Seven Hotel Four X-Ray Zero Romeo!

QCM: <<Access Granted! Enjoy your Weapons Training!>>

*The QwikClone machine starts producing clones of Armimius and DarkStar. Sn0 then reaches out with the Force and lets his anger and hate flow, causing an ominous dark aura riven with fiery chartreuse green bolts of energy to form around him. Then he picks up his Railgun, the weapon of a Dark Lord of Quake, and begins his Railgun Skeet Shooting Practice with the Darkstar and Arminius Clones*

Ready!

*The QCM droids operate the controls, causing a babbling Scooter clone to be loaded into the machine's barrel*

Scooter: YOU FOOL! A HAND PHASER IS SUPERIOR TO A STARDESTROYER HEAVY TURBOLASER!!!

AIM!!

*The QCM's ysalimiri-guarded computer picks a randomly generated angle and velocity for the RSA*

FIRE!

*The QCM launches Darkstar on a fast-rising trajectory heading toward the Quake Lord*

Scooter: Yyyaaaaaaaaaaaa..

<(BZAPP!!!)>

{SPLAT!!}

*Sn0 laughs with glee as the Depleted-Uranium Rail Slug hits flesh at Mach 8. The massive hydroshock, the flash-vaporization, the violent stripping of flesh from bone, bone immediately shattering into tiny razor-sharp shards and getting propelled throughout his body at half the slug's speed instantly severs Darkstar's body at the waist and flays it into a rapidly-expanding cloud of chunky gibs, jagged ribbons of cooked meat, and crimson salsa...*

QCM: <<Excellent shot, Sno.>>

*the chunky gibs start to rain softly onto the white snows, beginning to stain them with blood*

HA HA!!!

Ready!

*QCM loads an Arminius Clone*

Armimius: Death to Homos! RAHOWA!!! Die, Race Traitor!!!

Computer, Deactivate Vocal Cords on Targets.

QCM: Acknowledged

AIM!!!

*QCM aims*

FIRE!!

*Arminius is fired almost out of sight into a _very_ high, looping trajectory*

<(BZAPP!!!)>

{SPLAT!!}

*Sn0 laughs with glee as the Depleted-Uranium Rail Slug hits flesh at Mach 8. The massive hydroshock, the flash-vaporization, the violent stripping of flesh from bone, bone immediately shattering into tiny razor-sharp shards and getting propelled throughout his body at half the slug's speed instantly severs Arminius's body at the waist and flays it into a rapidly-expanding cloud of chunky gibs, jagged ribbons of cooked meat, and crimson salsa...*

QCM: <<Impressive, Sno>>

*More gibs and body fragments fall onto the Test Range. Sn0 keeps firing for hours on end, not stopping after the snow runs red and thick with bloody half-cooked meat. Still the Quake Lord keeps shooting until the Test Range is coated to a depth of an inch with frozen, deep crimson ice...*