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This is my face, while I am at work:

From a year ago, in protest of my current short hair

At my girlfriend's family cabin up in New Hampshire; looking in to The Future!

Rumours about my mental health are entirely unfounded. As you can clearly see, I'm stronger, faster and greyer than ever! And my forehead has swollen to encompass my newfound talents

I don't want to become one of those guys who always posts pictures of himself with girls to make himself look like a ladies' man or anything. That said, I look totally fucking suave in this image, which happens to have a girl in.


"It's my smoking jacket."

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Me getting into the Christmas Spirit

Merry Christmas!

Have some nightmares:

BALLOONS

Today, out in the rain.

Gypsy Pirate Marina on the USS Turner Joy!

My latest exploits


Dressed up for the welcome dinner for Belfast's Lord Mayor, I now know low people in high places.


Doing my best to look like Kenneth Williams.

It's a rap!

Got a new gun, had to go try it out.

Gentlemen...

Beard restyle number 4: The upper line.
Thoughts?

Was supposed to be going to Enter Shikari tonight, though apparently during their soundcheck, they came across "severe health and safety issues" like falling tiles or some shit. Hence I'm rocking the colourful look.









Rye & Jess:




Kawaiii Ryeeee ^____^

me

Me on Waimea Bay Beach, Oahu.

Yeah, yeah I know what you're thinking.
DEATH Goes Commy!

A real russian army hat. (It belonged to a Swiss-English guy who manages a private investment fund, he bought it off a soldier in 1991) .
A pale, desaturated shadow of my former self .



D' Shrugged! (Titan pose).


It's not my fault I got a pile of good pics of me taken recently . (Well, maybe it is D:).

Time to contribute once more to the Rye/Ein/303 thread, since these photos only just got posted. The night after Enter Shikari were meant to be playing, I went watching my favourite band Anaal Nathrakh in Manchester, playing with Marduk and Aritificer or something like that. Anyhoo, I moshed with Dave the singer on their last song when he came out into the crowd, and chatted with Mick the guitarist (and a major inspiration to me musically) while Marduk were on. Awesomely, Mick recognised me from Leeds, then again, I am like the most recognisable black metal fan in existence.


When I was filming "The Final Absolution" on my RyePhone.

Rye, Mick, Maria. \m/

Rye, Mick.

Rye's tshirt that Maria was using as cover to take a photo of that girl's arse.

Got real fucking tired of my hair so I took an electric clipper to it.

Here's a before from a week ago when I was in Stockholm:


After the deed: