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InnerBrat wrote:Just to show I'm better than him at everything.

92% so far. Want the clues for the ones we havent' got?

hehe.

Post what you can and I'm sure someone will be able to track down the source.

"I can't stand save-asses, and I won't abide kiss-asses. "

Crimson Tide, Gene Hackman as Captain Ramsey

"Are yeh alright Sharon?"

maybe Tom Cruise in "Far and Away" ??


EDIT: or maybe "High Spirits" ?

"You're gonna regret this the rest of your life…both seconds of it. "

Demolition Man, Sylvester Stallone

OK, These are the clues for the six I don't have:

Don't I feel like the fucking asshole?
Court Room Drama

YOU might want to re-think those ties.
Legal Drama with Humour

Don't f*ck with me retard. My version of the story will be better than yours!!
Rules The World

Let me go now and I will leave you the use of your legs
Action Film with Female Lead

Are yeh alright Sharon?
Irish Expectant Comedy

You're a walking lie Helen, and I can see right throught you
Everlasting Life

Hey, all brothers don't know how to use guns, you racist motherfucker
Die hard 3


Take it back Brad, take back what you said about Thor
Adventures in babysitting


Four-thousand restaurants in the downtown area, I pick the one my father goes to.
Ferris Bueller's day off


I'm an excellent driver
Rain man


A man's gotta know his limitations
Clint Eastwood said this but I can't remember what movie. I think it was one of the Dirty Harry movies.


There's a lot that are on the tip of my tongue.

Give me back my son- Ransome

Hey, all brothers don't know how to use guns, you racist motherfucker- It's somewhere in my brain now if it would just hold still..

Here's Johnny!- Shining.. Short Circuit works to I think

I am the law- Judge Dredd

Smile you son of a bitch!- Jaws

I have GOT to get me one of these!- ID4

Here's lookin' at you kid- Casablanca

Yeah, well... I also cook.- Under Seige

Losers do their best. The winners f*ck the prom queen- The Rock

Pop quiz, hot shot- Speed

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't
exist.- End of Days

You ever met anybody you didn't kill?- Shit I know this one to.. stupid brain *whacks self in the head* Work damn you!

You'll be seeing a lot of changes around here. Papa's got a brand new bag.- Face Off

Shwing!- Waynes World

Come to me, son of Jor-El! Kneel before Zod!- Superman II

Dave, my mind is going! I can feel it! I can feel it!- 2001

You guys give up, or ya thirsty for more?- Home Alone

The dog?! You are named after the dog?!- Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

Jesus!….. who are those guys?- Universal Soldier has that line i think

I do wish we could chat longer, but I'm having an old friend for dinner.- Hannibal

Mr. Cobblepot, you are the coolest role model a young person could have.- Batman Returns

We need bigger guns- Godzilla, or Split Second both have that line

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits eighty-eight miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious sh**.- Back to the Future

You haven't seen me very upset - Mission Impossible

Squeal like a hog- Deliverance?

That's not a knife, this is a knife- Crocodile Dundee

I'll have what she's having- When Harry Met Sally (don't know why the hell I know that since I've never seen that movie)

When you drove in here, did you notice a sign out in front that said, "Dead nigger storage"?- Pulp Fiction

I feel the need, the need for speed- Top Gun?

It's one billionth our size, and it's beating us.- Outbreak

You're gonna regret this the rest of your life…both seconds of it.- Demolition Man

Hi, I'm Chuckie, wanna play?- Childs Play

She just goes a little mad sometimes. We all go a little mad sometimes. Haven't you?- Psycho

It's show time!- Showtime

When they opened Disneyland in 1956, nothing worked.- Jurassic Park

If it bleeds, we can kill it.- Predator

At my signal, unleash hell- Gladiator

I'm freezing my royal Rastafarian na-nas off!- Cool Runnings

We came. We saw. We kicked its ass!- Ghostbusters

This has GOT to be a nine-point-oh on my weird-shit-o-meter.- Men in Black I think

Call me Snake.- Escape from New York/Escape from LA

Dead or alive, you're coming with me.- Robocop

I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way- Cool World I think

We're on a mission from God[/b]- The Blues Brothers


It's sad how many of these I know

InnerBrat wrote: Are yeh alright Sharon?
Irish Expectant Comedy

OK, I think I got it,

"The Snapper"

....and I think these are the rest:


"Don't f*ck with me retard. My version of the story will be better than yours!!"

The Hand That Rocks the Cradle



"Let me go now and I will leave you the use of your legs"

The Long Kiss Goodnight



"You're a walking lie Helen, and I can see right throught you"

Death Becomes Her



"YOU might want to re-think those ties."

Erin Brokovich



"Don't I feel like the fucking asshole?"

A Few Good Men

Booyakashah!

Thanks, Zoink.

Tha total list:
Cape Fear Come out, come out wherever you are

In The Line of Fire The irony is so thick you could choke on it

Dirty Dancing Nobody puts Baby in a corner

Ransom Give me back my son

As Good As It Gets People who talk in metaphors oughta shampoo my crotch.

Misery You're just another lying old dirty birdie.

Good Will Hunting See you Monday. We'll be talking about Freud and why he did enough cocaine to kill a small horse

Planes, Trains and Automobiles Didn't you notice on the plane when you started talking, eventually I started reading the vomit bag?

Die Hard with a Vengeance Hey, all brothers don't know how to use guns, you racist motherfucker

Interview with the Vampire I'm going to give YOU the choice, I never had

The Green Mile I tried to take it back, Boss.

The Shining Here's Johnny!

Judge Dredd I am the law

Shallow Grave It's not every day I find a story in my own flat.

Jaws Smile you son of a bitch!

Romeo and Juliet My only love sprung from my only hate

Independence Day I have GOT to get me one of these!

A Few Good Men Don't I feel like the fucking asshole?

Groundhog Day Well, what if there is no tomorrow? There wasn't one today.

Casablanca Here's lookin' at you kid

Under Siege Yeah, well... I also cook.

The Rock Losers do their best. The winners f*ck the prom queen

Speed Pop quiz, hot shot

Usual Suspects The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.

Lethal Weapon You ever met anybody you didn't kill?

Face off You'll be seeing a lot of changes around here. Papa's got a brand new bag.

The Producers My blanket! My blue blanket! Give me my blue blanket!

Adventures in Babysitting[/iTake it back Brad, take back what you said about Thor

Waynes World Shwing!

Superman 2 Come to me, son of Jor-El! Kneel before Zod!

2001: A Space Odyssey Dave, my mind is going! I can feel it! I can feel it!

Porkys Is Mike Hunt here? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt?

Home Alone You guys give up, or ya thirsty for more?

Erin Brokovich YOU might want to re-think those ties.

Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade The dog?! You are named after the dog?!

Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid Jesus!….. who are those guys?

Hook So, Peter, you've become a pirate

American Beauty I quit my job. I didn't LOSE it - it wasn't like, oops, I lost my job, where is it ?!

Life of Brian What did the Romans ever do for us?

Wizard of Oz I have a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore

The Man in the Iron Mask I'd rather die covered in blood than an old man lying in my own piss

Silence of the Lambs I do wish we could chat longer, but I'm having an old friend for dinner.

Batman Returns Mr. Cobblepot, you are the coolest role model a young person could have.

The Hand That Rocks The Cradle Don't f*ck with me retard. My version of the story will be better than yours!!

Babe That'll do pig

The Long Kiss Goodnight Let me go now and I will leave you the use of your legs

The Fugitive If they can dye the river green today, why can't they dye it blue the other 364 days of the year?

Godzilla We need bigger guns

Back to the Future If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits eighty-eight miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious sh**.

Mission Impossible You haven't seen me very upset

Deliverance Squeal like a hog

Rocky III The Ultimate Male versus The Ultimate Meatball

Crocodile Dundee That's not a knife, this is a knife

Four Weddings and a Funeral Marriage is just a way of getting out of an embarrassing pause in conversation

Ferris Bueller's Day Off Four-thousand restaurants in the downtown area, I pick the one my father goes to.

Willy Wonka It happens every time, they all become blueberries!

When Harry Met Sally I'll have what she's having

Reservoir Dogs You shoot me in a dream, you'd better wake up and apologize

Pulp Fiction When you drove in here, did you notice a sign out in front that said, "Dead nigger storage"?

Top Gun I feel the need, the need for speed

Outbreak It's one billionth our size, and it's beating us.

Grease When a guy picks a chick over his buddies, somethin' gotta be wrong!

Beverly Hills Cop Foul-mouthed"? Fuck you!

Demolition Man You're gonna regret this the rest of your life…both seconds of it.

The Snapper Are yeh alright Sharon?

Child's Play Hi, I'm Chuckie, wanna play?

Psycho She just goes a little mad sometimes. We all go a little mad sometimes. Haven't you?

Rainman I'm an excellent driver

Alien It's got a wonderful defence mechanism--you don't dare kill it

Running Man It's show time!

Jurassic Park When they opened Disneyland in 1956, nothing worked.

Enemy of the State If you live another day, I'll be very impressed!

Sleeper I'm not the heroic type. Really, I was beaten up by Quakers.

Shawshank Redemption I simply didn't notice, neither did the guards. Seriously, how often do you really look at a man's shoes?

Sliding Doors You know what Monty Python says… Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition

Beyond Thunderdome Two men enter, one man leaves.

Predator If it bleeds, we can kill it.

Crimson Tide I can't stand save-asses, and I won't abide kiss-asses.

Cool Hand Luke What we got here is a failure to communicate

Falling Down I'm the bad guy??? How did that happen?

Gladiator At my signal, unleash hell

Toy Story This isn't flying. This is falling, with style!

Basic Instinct You know I don't wear any underwear.

Cool Runnings I'm freezing my royal Rastafarian na-nas off!

The Hunt for Red October A great day comrades, we sail into history!

Ghostbusters We came. We saw. We kicked its ass!

Men in Black This has GOT to be a nine-point-oh on my weird-shit-o-meter.

Forrest Gump I guess sometimes there just aren't enough rocks

The Untouchables He pulls a knife, you pull a gun, he puts one of yours in the hospital, you put one of his in the morgue.

ET Is he a pig, he sure eats like one?

Escape from LA Call me Snake.

Midnight Cowboy Well sir, I aint a for-real cowboy, but I am one helluva stud

Pretty Woman I want the fairy tale

Braveheart The trouble with Scotland is that it's full of Scots

Magnum Force A man's gotta know his limitations

Castaway Because tomorrow, the sun will rise. Who knows what the tide could bring?

Death Becomes Her You're a walking lie Helen, and I can see right throught you

Robocop Dead or alive, you're coming with me.

Who Framed Roger Rabbit? I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way

Blues Brothers We're on a mission from God

As I said, I had over half of these alreayd, and I didn't go for help outside of this thread, so I'm quite proud. *glows*

Well done.

I still need help for my quiz so if anyone can ....

Lightweight

"This is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules."
The Big Lebowski

"You want the moon? Just say the word and I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down."
It's a Wonderful Life

"Anti-wrinkle cream there may be, but anti-fat-bastard cream there is not."
Austin Powers 2

"I carried a watermelon."
Dirty Dancing

"I've often speculated on why you don't return to America. Did you abscond with the church funds? Did you run off with a senator's wife? I like to think you killed a man. It's the romantic in me."
Casablanca

Tricky:

"Who is gonna mug two black fellas, holding pistols, sat in a car that’s worth less than your shirt."
Bad Boys 2

"There is an intruder - male, caucasian, possibly armed, certainly weird - in my kitchen."
Ferris Bueller's Day Off

"Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?"
The Breakfast Club

"If I were the man I was five years ago I'd take a flame-thrower to this place."
Scent of a Woman

"How would you like to have a sexual encounter so intense it could conceivably change your political views?"
About Last Night

"They're only noodles, Michael."
The Lost Boys

"We're no longer called Sonic Death Monkey. We're on the verge of being called Kathleen Turner Overdrive, however this evening we are Barry Jive and the Uptown Five."
PCU

"All right, I'm comin' out. Any man I see out there, I'm gonna kill him. Any sumbitch takes a shot at me, I'm not only gonna kill him, I'm gonna kill his wife. All his friends. Burn his damn house down!"
Unforgiven

Hardcore:

"My name is Johnny Wish… Wishbone. Johnny Wishbone and I am a psychic from the Island of St. Croix."
Fletch

"Now let's see if you can defend yourself, you sweat from a baboon's balls."
Coming to America

Right apart from:

CDiehl wrote:Lightweight
"Anti-wrinkle cream there may be, but anti-fat-bastard cream there is not."
Austin Powers 2

Tricky:

"Who is gonna mug two black fellas, holding pistols, sat in a car that’s worth less than your shirt."
Bad Boys 2

"How would you like to have a sexual encounter so intense it could conceivably change your political views?"
About Last Night

"We're no longer called Sonic Death Monkey. We're on the verge of being called Kathleen Turner Overdrive, however this evening we are Barry Jive and the Uptown Five."
PCU

Hardcore:

"My name is Johnny Wish… Wishbone. Johnny Wishbone and I am a psychic from the Island of St. Croix."
Fletch

Does PCU stand for something?

The "fat bastard" quote is from The Full Monty, IIRC.

Robert Treder wrote:The "fat bastard" quote is from The Full Monty, IIRC.

Good one.

I now need:

Lightweight:
"I realize that when I met you at the turkey curry buffet, I was unforgivably rude, and wearing a reindeer jumper."

"We called him Mother Superior on account of the length of his habit."

"That's your problem! You don't want to be in love, you want to be in love in a movie."

Tricky

"Who is gonna mug two black fellas, holding pistols, sat in a car that’s worth less than your shirt."
(not bad boys 1 or 2)

"You're a disgrace to them gloves, your father and the traditions of this boxing hall!"

"He asked me to forcibly insert the lifeline exercise card into my anus!"

"I guess that was your accomplice in the wood chipper?"

"It's a fire. All fires are bad."

"How do you explain school to a higher intelligence?"

"How would you like to have a sexual encounter so intense it could conceivably change your political views?"
(not ABout Last Night)

"Well, we're not in the middle of nowhere, but we can see it from here."

"Don't threaten me with a dead fish!"

"We're no longer called Sonic Death Monkey. We're on the verge of being called Kathleen Turner Overdrive, however this evening we are Barry Jive and the Uptown Five."
(Not PCU unless PCU stands for something)

"What, no small talk? No chit-chat? You know, that's the trouble with the world today. No one takes the time to do a really sinister interrogation anymore."

"I feel like such a heifer. I had two bowls of Special K, three pieces of turkey bacon, a handful of popcorn, four peanut butter M&M's and, like, five pieces of licorice."

"A relationship, I think... is like a shark. You know? It has to constantly move forward or it dies. And I think what we've got on our hands is a dead shark."

Hardcore

"Hell is only a word. The reality is much, much worse."

"If shit was worth something, poor people would be born with no assholes."

"My regime? The regime from which the radicals are trying to get free? Are we selling face cream or staging a coup?"

"You're going to the cemetery with your toothbrush. How Egyptian."

"My name is Johnny Wish… Wishbone. Johnny Wishbone and I am a psychic from the Island of St. Croix."
(Not Fletch)

"Never joke about a woman's hair, clothes or menstrual cycle."

"It's been one long goddamn hot miserable shit-ass fuckin' day every inch of the way."

"I'm much more than a walking penis, I'm a flying penis!"

"I'm gonna hit you so hard, your children will be born bruised!"

"Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned for Sega."

"Sports make you grunt and smell. Stay in school, use your brains. Be a thinker, not a stinker."

"Never date a guy who knows more about your vagina than you do."

"You see, no one wants to hear it, but the terrible secret is that being young is sometimes less fun than being dead."

"I can't make out whether you're bloody bad-mannered or just half-witted."

"I wouldn't live with you if the world were flooded with piss and you lived in a tree."

"We could head on down to the maternity ward. You know those chicks put out."

"There are three things in this world that you need. Respect for all kinds of life, a nice bowel movement on a regular basis, and a navy blazer."

Zac Naloen wrote:What we got here is a failure to communicate

This sounds like another independence day...

Nope. That continues like "...some man we just can't reach."

A Guns n' Roses song, the Civil War started with these lines, taken from the movie...I don't remember.

"We're no longer called Sonic Death Monkey. We're on the verge of being called Kathleen Turner Overdrive, however this evening we are Barry Jive and the Uptown Five."

I only know the hungarian title but it should be "Pop, chicks...(I don't know the rest)", starring John Cusack.

"Hell is only a word. The reality is much, much worse."

Event Horizon


"If shit was worth something, poor people would be born with no assholes."

Another 48 Hours


"My regime? The regime from which the radicals are trying to get free? Are we selling face cream or staging a coup?"

The Truth About Cats and Dogs


"You're going to the cemetery with your toothbrush. How Egyptian."

The Birdcage


"Never joke about a woman's hair, clothes or menstrual cycle."

Sliding Doors


"It's been one long goddamn hot miserable shit-ass fuckin' day every inch of the way."

Dusk T'ill Dawn (I think I'm one of the few people that like that movie)


"I'm much more than a walking penis, I'm a flying penis!"

Terminal Velocity


"I'm gonna hit you so hard, your children will be born bruised!"

Tank Girl


"Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned for Sega."

Mall Rats


"Sports make you grunt and smell. Stay in school, use your brains. Be a thinker, not a stinker."

Rocky


"Never date a guy who knows more about your vagina than you do."

City of Angels


"You see, no one wants to hear it, but the terrible secret is that being young is sometimes less fun than being dead."

Pump up the VOlume


"I can't make out whether you're bloody bad-mannered or just half-witted."

Lawrence of Arabia



"I wouldn't live with you if the world were flooded with piss and you lived in a tree."

Parenthood


"We could head on down to the maternity ward. You know those chicks put out."

Patch Adams

Someone already got the "failure to communicate" quote. It's from Cool Hand Luke.

PCU is the name of a movie from 1994 starring Jeremy Piven and David Spade. There was a band in that movie that couldn't decide on a name, and the quote sounded like stuff they would have said.

The Sonic Death Monkey quote is from High Fidelity, I think.