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Straha wrote:

Stormbringer wrote:

Straha wrote:I don't have a ship.

That'll only make it easier

BUt we're in hyper-space!

So?

*finishes verifying the coordinates*

Stormbringer wrote:

Straha wrote:

Stormbringer wrote: That'll only make it easier

BUt we're in hyper-space!

So?

*finishes verifying the coordinates*

Eeeh Fudge!

Straha wrote:Eeeh Fudge!

*The horror that is Janeway porn is expunged in the searing blast of gridfire*

Have a nice day

Stormbringer wrote:

Straha wrote:Eeeh Fudge!

*The horror that is Janeway porn is expunged in the searing blast of gridfire*

Have a nice day

Umm d00d, that was my boyfriend, on the C&C of my new ship... When I fix the damage I'll... ahh...

DAMN YOU GARDEN GNOME!!!!

BTW I was in Thirdspace...

*IDEA!!*

*starts effectorizing all the Thirdspace Aliens he can find and sends them after Stormy to "play" with...*

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:DAMN YOU GARDEN GNOME!!!!

WellIcertainly couldn't let the evils of Janeway/Darkstar porn be unleashed upon our universe. I could've melted Stormbringers brain with that horrifying device, but then, would that have really been the human thing to do? I mean, if you still wanna use it *glances onto the ground where its crumpled mass lies* you might be able to repair it. I can't be responsible for that, still, I won't stop you.

But you're gonna have to carry that weight.

::gets up staggering under the pain of a gridfire::

Shai-Hulud I love this shield...

::stares at stormbring, and pulls out another Neurotransmitter::

I may not have Janeway Porn, but I sure as hell have the Entire file of Jack T. Chick's works and sermons!

::ZAP::

And now, so do you!

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:DAMN YOU GARDEN GNOME!!!!

WellIcertainly couldn't let the evils of Janeway/Darkstar porn be unleashed upon our universe. I could've melted Stormbringers brain with that horrifying device, but then, would that have really been the human thing to do? I mean, if you still wanna use it *glances onto the ground where its crumpled mass lies* you might be able to repair it. I can't be responsible for that, still, I won't stop you.

But you're gonna have to carry that weight.

Sorry, I will not use a WMD of that terrifying magnitude against another human. Just like your Culture Ship refuses to attack another Mind...

Straha wrote:::gets up staggering under the pain of a gridfire::

Shai-Hulud I love this shield...

::stares at stormbring, and pulls out another Neurotransmitter::

I may not have Janeway Porn, but I sure as hell have the Entire file of Jack T. Chick's works and sermons!

::ZAP::

And now, so do you!

Shai-Hulud? What is that? Besides one of these of course...

Straha wrote:::gets up staggering under the pain of a gridfire::

Shai-Hulud I love this shield...

::stares at stormbring, and pulls out another Neurotransmitter::

I may not have Janeway Porn, but I sure as hell have the Entire file of Jack T. Chick's works and sermons!

::ZAP::

And now, so do you!

"AAAAAAHHHHH, the stupidity it hurts"

*The ship's Mind carefully removes the Chick Tracts and blasts them and the Darkstar's complete manifesto directly into Straha's brain*

Ha, take that!


*runs down yet ANOTHER Thirdspace alien*

Damn bugs messing up my windows.

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:Shai-Hulud? What is that? Besides one of these of course...

The Fremen deity personified by the great Sandworm who were known as Shai-Halud

Stormbringer wrote:

Straha wrote:::gets up staggering under the pain of a gridfire::

Shai-Hulud I love this shield...

::stares at stormbring, and pulls out another Neurotransmitter::

I may not have Janeway Porn, but I sure as hell have the Entire file of Jack T. Chick's works and sermons!

::ZAP::

And now, so do you!

"AAAAAAHHHHH, the stupidity it hurts"

*The ship's Mind carefully removes the Chick Tracts and blasts them and the Darkstar's complete manifesto directly into Straha's brain*

Ha, take that!


*runs down yet ANOTHER Thirdspace alien*

Damn bugs messing up my windows.

Ahh how about a truce?

Stormbringer wrote:

Straha wrote:::gets up staggering under the pain of a gridfire::

Shai-Hulud I love this shield...

::stares at stormbring, and pulls out another Neurotransmitter::

I may not have Janeway Porn, but I sure as hell have the Entire file of Jack T. Chick's works and sermons!

::ZAP::

And now, so do you!

"AAAAAAHHHHH, the stupidity it hurts"

*The ship's Mind carefully removes the Chick Tracts and blasts them and the Darkstar's complete manifesto directly into Straha's brain*

Ha, take that!

I can, and I have. You see I had the entire posts of darkstar, the manifesto, and the letters slowley sent into my mind. Now I know all that he has done, and has yet to do*! None can harm me**! As for the Chick Tracts, well I can use the laugh.

* Not recomended for people under 74, known side effects include: nausea, stomach pains, random acts of stupidity, and death.
** not a completley accurate statement

Straha wrote:I can, and I have. You see I had the entire posts of darkstar, the manifesto, and the letters slowley sent into my mind. Now I know all that he has done, and has yet to do*! None can harm me**! As for the Chick Tracts, well I can use the laugh.

*watches as Straha is dsistracted long enough for the hypermissles to hit and obliterate him*

Straha wrote:

Stormbringer wrote:

Straha wrote:::gets up staggering under the pain of a gridfire::

Shai-Hulud I love this shield...

::stares at stormbring, and pulls out another Neurotransmitter::

I may not have Janeway Porn, but I sure as hell have the Entire file of Jack T. Chick's works and sermons!

::ZAP::

And now, so do you!

"AAAAAAHHHHH, the stupidity it hurts"

*The ship's Mind carefully removes the Chick Tracts and blasts them and the Darkstar's complete manifesto directly into Straha's brain*

Ha, take that!

I can, and I have. You see I had the entire posts of darkstar, the manifesto, and the letters slowley sent into my mind. Now I know all that he has done, and has yet to do*! None can harm me**! As for the Chick Tracts, well I can use the laugh.

* Not recomended for people under 74, known side effects include: nausea, stomach pains, random acts of stupidity, and death.
** not a completley accurate statement

Umm I hope you don't plan on firing back, remember that you're still on my Valkyrie. Ah yes, that reminds me...

*starts tongue kissing Straha, and pushes a button that uploads Darth Garden Gnome's coordinates to Stormy's ship, along with this quote:

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:

Stormbringer wrote:"Fine, this is the Culture, catgirls are soooo passe.... But this is personal. I must now destroy you"

Erm, um...BYE!

*runs like hell*

Then starts taking Straha's shirt off while he manipulates the controls to bring the Valkyrie back to Normal Space. Then both boys get on the floor...*

Stormbringer wrote:

Straha wrote:I can, and I have. You see I had the entire posts of darkstar, the manifesto, and the letters slowley sent into my mind. Now I know all that he has done, and has yet to do*! None can harm me**! As for the Chick Tracts, well I can use the laugh.

*watches as Straha is dsistracted long enough for the hypermissles to hit and obliterate him*

Wha...?!

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:

Stormbringer wrote:

Straha wrote:I can, and I have. You see I had the entire posts of darkstar, the manifesto, and the letters slowley sent into my mind. Now I know all that he has done, and has yet to do*! None can harm me**! As for the Chick Tracts, well I can use the laugh.

*watches as Straha is dsistracted long enough for the hypermissles to hit and obliterate him*

Wha...?!

That's what you get for harboring the little bastard.

*Uploads Darkstar's brain onto everyone's ship's comp then runs away like mad*

Shinova wrote:*Uploads Darkstar's brain onto everyone's ship's comp then runs away like mad*

*is now glad the Valk got hypermissiled*

Shinova wrote:*Uploads Darkstar's brain onto everyone's ship's comp then runs away like mad*

"Damn you. It's going to take valuable seconds for my ships Mind to purge that....."

Stormbringer wrote:

Shinova wrote:*Uploads Darkstar's brain onto everyone's ship's comp then runs away like mad*

"Damn you. It's going to take valuable seconds for my ships Mind to purge that....."

*Takes advantage of those seconds to upload Mellian's mind onto Storm's ship comp as well.*

*Takes advantage of the ADDITIONAL seconds those two personalities create to escape via fast hyperspace drive*

Shinova wrote:*Takes advantage of those seconds to upload Mellian's mind onto Storm's ship comp as well.*

*Takes advantage of the ADDITIONAL seconds those two personalities create to escape via fast hyperspace drive*

*laughs as Mellian's mind is dumped immediately into the Mind's recycle bin*

I'll get you for this you bastard

*Revs the Excession-tech engines and pursues Shinova*

Stormbringer wrote:

Shinova wrote:*Takes advantage of those seconds to upload Mellian's mind onto Storm's ship comp as well.*

*Takes advantage of the ADDITIONAL seconds those two personalities create to escape via fast hyperspace drive*

*laughs as Mellian's mind is dumped immediately into the Mind's recycle bin*

I'll get you for this you bastard

*Revs the Excession-tech engines and pursues Shinova*

::takes the advantage of the distraction to upload MSDOS as the operating system in everyone's ship::

That's what you get for Interupting Einy and me!

Stormbringer wrote: *laughs as Mellian's mind is dumped immediately into the Mind's recycle bin*

I'll get you for this you bastard

*Revs the Excession-tech engines and pursues Shinova*

*converts all extra space to engine space*

*zoom*

Straha wrote:::takes the advantage of the distraction to upload MSDOS as the operating system in everyone's ship::

That's what you get for Interupting Einy and me!

*The Wrath's Mind refuses to accept uploads and trash can's DOS*

HA!

Straha wrote: ::takes the advantage of the distraction to upload MSDOS as the operating system in everyone's ship::

That's what you get for Interupting Einy and me!

*puts MSDOS in quarantine. Traces Straha's ship comp and uploads Windows ME onto it*