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This was me a year or two ago at a Sarah Blasko concert. With Sarah Blasko of course.

65 degrees today and this is what I wore to school. Fuck me in the asshole for being such a dumbass. The only good thing about this weather is that I don't have to worry about sweating and I can actually get dressed and not like a dork.

Sorry for the quality, this is coming from my cell phone after all.

I am vengeance. I am the night. I am...the Dollar Store Batman!



Heh, a lot of people at last night's club meeting got pissed. Hours spent assembling costumes for the club's Halloween contest and I won first place with a $9.99 Batman costume...

In the process of getting my costume ready, somebody took my phone to snap a picture of me before the makeup was even done. I was thrilled, as you can tell.



Inexplicably there are no pictures of the actual costume and no one realized this until I'd taken all the makeup off and put the costume away.

I went down to the woods today and there were a couple of photos of me:

I am saying, "take this bag before you take the photo."


And here's the much less dynamic and much more pretentious photo:


I was going for a western standoff moment.

me... big pimpin'



Buddy... dark lord of the beagles



not sure if these will show up, uploading them to comcast has been unreliable and annoying.

Woo one of the gals from the party posted a couple more.

I dont think the one in the green skirt is a gal... nice legs though.

A few pics of me from a Halloween party. (And one from my visit back to my desert commune)
My original costume ideas was skuppered due to lack of tie and puffed white shirt, so I went with Biker-style. (I planned to go full on Mad Max, but I didn't have Leather pants)




An alternative costume:


Does this hat make my head look small?

A few from the final night of Halloween Horror Nights. I took my best friend, Holly, with me because it was her one night to go.

This is at Streets of Blood, next to my beautiful friend in front of a Victorian hearse.


And this one is after the final Bill & Ted show. The actors were letting people take pictures with them. Holly got one with Speed Racer (she's a dancer, and since Speed was the best dancer/acrobat on the cast, she was in love), and I got one with Sweeney Todd.

It's occurred to me, that in all the years I've been posting here, I've never once posted a picture of me. Well, I think it's about time to change that. So, for all the people out there that were wondering....

What? No one was wondering? What do you mean "who the hell are you?"

Well, I don't care! I'm doing it anyway!

The picture was taken at a particularly bad time, as I was pulling down my shirt to get ready for the photo. And as I hate having pictures taken of me, and I didn't look that bad in this one, I decided to stick with it.

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I get to do the coolest things.

I'LL TOUCH YOUR PENIS

I know I'm new here, but fuck it. This is from about a year ago, no drastic changes have occurred. I don't wear that hat anymore though.



Its not the greatest pic, I know, it was taken on a friends cell phone, and it doesn't show my (in my opinion, anyway) most distinctive feature, hair as long as my arm.

I'm in a bathrobe.

I am not drunk.
I do not have a drinking problem.
And I'm not an alcoholic!

I'm just happy, like, real happy.

Inspired by Fisher, I'm posting my own airsoft pic. It's not nearly as awesome, since I took it in my house, but oh well.

Be kind. Remember the camera adds 10 pounds. These were taken a few months back so my hair is a bit longer these days. I am also the world's palest man, sadly. Although this only shows most prominently in photos, proving that I can't set a camera very well, I suppose.


Just out of shot, on all sides, are pieces of garbage. Also, I think the branch whacked me in the face after the photo.


I am thoughtful and deep.


Objection! One day I will go into law, promise.

A rare picture of me,dressed as the Devil in a fancy dress party. I went for the smooth kind of Satan, like in Ghost Rider, Devil's Advocate and Sympathy for the Devil.

Covering our right flank with my friend, the other guy in the DCUs.


And here's that wonderfully badass pose of mine. Trying to let people know I'm already dead and they can stop hosing my corpse with bbs.

Last year, at Drumheller.

Zed, you are a smooth and suave motherfucker. Triol, you look totally evil. Like some eurotrash hostage-taking bastard holding up some Nakatomi building or some stuff.


I have discovered social networking sites and have uploaded mein photograffen in them. Take a looksee, I has no shirt!